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What Would Lionheart Do?

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470 Parody of the South Park Movie's "What would Brian Boitono Do?" with Warriors :3
Fireheart: I TOLD you Princess wouldn't listen!
Graystripe: Well then we're just gonna have to save Tigerclaw and Bluestar ourselves.
All: What?
Graystripe: Think about it, you guys. What would Lionheart do? He'd figure out a way to save Tigerclaw and Bluestar BEFORE they're executed!
Fireheart: We can't do anything. Our relatives' organization is too strong!
Graystripe: Well then we'll round up all the grounded cats in town and start our own organization...an organization to help save Tigerclaw and Bluestar!
Ravenpaw: Hey, yeah, our own secret club!
Fireheart: I guess that could work.
Graystripe: We have to try.

GRAYSTRIPE
What would Lionheart do?
If he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and follow through
That's what Lionheart would do!

FIREHEART
When Lionheart was in a fight
scratching for the goold!
He did flips in all directions
While wearing a blindfold!

RAVENPAW
When Lionheart was in the woods,
fighting grizzly bears!
He used his magical fire breath
and saved the queens' fair

ALL
So what would Lionheart do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Lionheart would do!

RAVENPAW
I want to back to ThunderClan~
And do it without getting banned~

FIREHEART
And I just want Sandstorm~
To stop fighting everyone~

GRAYSTRIPE
For Silverstream
I'll be an activist too!
'Cause that's what Lionheart would do!

ALL
And what would Lionheart do
He'd call all the cats in the clan
And tell them to unite for truth!
That's what Lionheart would do!

DUSTPELT
Did someone say my name?

GRAYSTRIPE
Who are you?

DUSTPELT
I'm Dustpelt.

FIREHEART
No, not frickin' Duspelt!

GRAYSTRIPE
Get the frick outta here!

DUSTPELT
Oh.
Bye.

ALL
When Lionheart traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king,
and saved the cat race again!

RAVENPAW
And when Lionheart built the forest, he beat up kublai khan!

ALL
'Cause Lionheart doesn't take crap from anybody~
So let's call all the cats together
And unite to stop our relatives!
And we'll save Tigerclaw and Bluestar too
'Cause that's what Lionheart would do!
And we'll save Tigerclaw and Bluestar too
'Cause that's what Lionheart would do!
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT LIONHEART WOULD DO!​
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  1. Herp derp hermit
    Herp derp hermit
    Oh... I'm not finished either.
    Jan 5, 2018
  2. DopeLeafeon470
  3. Herp derp hermit
    Herp derp hermit
    Didn't lionheart kill redtail?
    Jan 5, 2018
  4. Dootletail
    Dootletail
    Wwld
    Dec 20, 2017