Every new Pokémon game needs a fresh batch of new pocket monsters, so it is no surprise that there are over 600 Pokémon now. What IS surprising is how lame some of the names are. Do the people that name Pokémon sometimes just give up? Here are the laziest Pokémon names ever.
10#krabby
Naming your crab “Krab” is already super lazy, but then you gotta go and make a reference to Spongebob? And in Japanese krabby is just called "crab" just really.
9#ekans
It’s just snake backwards. IT’S JUST SNAKE BACKWARDS! How dum then next pokemon Arbok
Just take the k away and put c cobra yaayy really.
8# horsea
Oh look. A sea horse. All they did was switch the order of the words, except the way they spelled it, Horsea sounds like “prostitute ocean.”
7#rattata
Oh, it’s a rat. I’m surprised they didn’t go with Rattated.
#6 buneary
It’s a bunny. And it’s name basically IS bunny, only it sounds like it was said by a drunk person. For example, one of the drunk idiots over at the Pokémon naming institute.
5#Mr.mime
kinda looks like a mime. Let’s address it by its formal name!
4#Bouffalant
We get it. It’s a buffalo. Besides, this barely counts as a Pokémon anyway. It’s just a straight up buffalo, and it’s special attack it butting things with it’s head. This is in a universe where GHOSTS CAN BE CAPTURED AND FORCED TO FIGHT DRAGONS, so regular livestock is a little disappointing.
3#Meowth
Meowth is literally just the noise cats make, but with a lisp. I can’t wait for the next batch of Pokemon when we can have the cow Pokemon Mooth.
2#Sandshrew
This isn’t even a misspelling or a pun or reversed or anything. It’s just a shrew-like thing that lives in sand. It’s like if they called Magikarp “Waterfish.”
1# seel
“Hey guys, office closes in 2 minutes. What are we going to name this pokemon that looks like a seal?”
I just know I missed some good ones. What do you think is the laziest Pokemon name? Let me know down below!
10#krabby
Naming your crab “Krab” is already super lazy, but then you gotta go and make a reference to Spongebob? And in Japanese krabby is just called "crab" just really.
9#ekans
It’s just snake backwards. IT’S JUST SNAKE BACKWARDS! How dum then next pokemon Arbok
Just take the k away and put c cobra yaayy really.
8# horsea
Oh look. A sea horse. All they did was switch the order of the words, except the way they spelled it, Horsea sounds like “prostitute ocean.”
7#rattata
Oh, it’s a rat. I’m surprised they didn’t go with Rattated.
#6 buneary
It’s a bunny. And it’s name basically IS bunny, only it sounds like it was said by a drunk person. For example, one of the drunk idiots over at the Pokémon naming institute.
5#Mr.mime
kinda looks like a mime. Let’s address it by its formal name!
4#Bouffalant
We get it. It’s a buffalo. Besides, this barely counts as a Pokémon anyway. It’s just a straight up buffalo, and it’s special attack it butting things with it’s head. This is in a universe where GHOSTS CAN BE CAPTURED AND FORCED TO FIGHT DRAGONS, so regular livestock is a little disappointing.
3#Meowth
Meowth is literally just the noise cats make, but with a lisp. I can’t wait for the next batch of Pokemon when we can have the cow Pokemon Mooth.
2#Sandshrew
This isn’t even a misspelling or a pun or reversed or anything. It’s just a shrew-like thing that lives in sand. It’s like if they called Magikarp “Waterfish.”
1# seel
“Hey guys, office closes in 2 minutes. What are we going to name this pokemon that looks like a seal?”
I just know I missed some good ones. What do you think is the laziest Pokemon name? Let me know down below!
