I Got Bored :/: Thomas the Tank Engine Vs. Volcanion

NO RULES
NO RESEARCH
JUST ALL-STARS
EVEN MORE RANDOM THAN THE LATE RANDOM DEATH BATTLES

Thomas: Durp durp durp durp durp
(runs into Volcanion)
Volcanion: Hey! Do ya mind?
Thomas: I'M vErY sOrRy SiR, cAn YoU mOvE oUt Of ThE wAy PlEaSe?
Volcanion: Not until YOU learn how to treat Pokemon with care!
Don't blink! FIGHT!
Thomas: (runs into Volcanion)
Volcanion: (holds it with two circle-thingies) (picks up) (throws into the sky) (charges up Hydro Cannon)
(when Thomas reaches target, Volcanion shoots and Thomas explodes)
K.O.!

I'm sorry for wasting your time...