I can't believe it! This horrible man KIDNAPPED MY SHINY!
I hate my life and I'm so sad right now I don't want to talk about it.
Everyone, or those who respect poor Shiny Spearow, go to the comments and post:
RIP SHINY SPEAROW-FEAROW
I might post the further story if we get enough comments saying RIP SHINY SPEAROW-FEAROW
The Saddest Thing Ever (READ DESC)