I am going to tell a story about three Porygons who lived incredible adventures.
Porygon
Porigon and
Polygon.
Porygon was the strength of the group: He moved the obstacles away with it's attacks and also defeated the Pokemon that appeared.
Porigon was the speed of the group: He passed through many places without activating traps and also collected the treasures safely due to it's speed.
And finally, Polygon, the brain of the group: He solved the puzzles and... Oh, well, i think he just did that, let's just go to the story.
The Porygon House, 3 PM
Polygon: Porygon, can I talk to you?
Porygon: Yeah, sure, what is it?
Polygon: I have to say that you have been focusing way too much on attack, you literally have no defense!
Porygon: If I have a good attack, I can 1 Hit K.O the enemies and defense will be useless!
Polygon: But you don't do that.
Porigon: I'm sorry Porygon, but I have to agree with Polygon, you have to be more defensive.
Porygon: What do you want me to do then?
Polygon: I know what to do. There is an ancient temple around here, and this temple contains one item that may help you, Porygon. The Eviolite.
Porygon: The Evio-what?
Polygon: The Eviolite. An item that boosts the defense of the pokemon if they aren't fully evolved, you can use it. We all can.
Porygon: Woo! Science is awesome!
Polygon: Porygon, we are science.
Porygon: I am science? This means that I am AWESOME! WOOOOO!
Polygon and Porigon: ...
The three Porygons walked, walked, and just walked, until they finally got to the temple.
Polygon: There it is, the temple.
Porigon: It's scary...
Porygon: I'm not going there!
Polygon: Then I have to force you guys to go.
Polygon shoved Porygon and Porigon to the entrance of the temple.
Porygon: ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE GOING TO DIE HERE!
Polygon: Sometimes crazyness is needed to achieve perfection.
A mysterious voice shouted:
WHO DARES TO CHALLANGE ME AND TAKE THE EVIOLITE?
Porygon: Us!
Porigon and Polygon: PORYGON! C'MON!
Mysterious Voice: THEN YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PRIZE, IF YOU DEFEAT THREE OF MY BEST EVIOLITE USERS:
Mysterious Voice: DUSCLOPS!
SCYTHER!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
VIGOROTH!
Polygon: Are you serious? Vigoroth and Scyther aren't even good with this thing, you should really do more research and-
Mysterious Voice: SHUT UP AND FIGHT MY EVIOLITE USERS!
Porygon: Leave this to me!
Porygon used Tri Attack on Dusclops.
Dusclops.
Dusclops.
Polygon: Why Porygon? Why? *nerd crying intensifies*
Porigon: It may not be much, but it will help!
Porigon used Tackle on Vigoroth.
Polygon: Now let my strength be free.
Polygon used Sharpen.
Vigoroth: UUU AH AHAHAHUUU AUUHHHH AHUAHHU *monkey intensifies*
Vigoroth used Scratch on Porygon.
Porygon: OWWW! HEY I DID NOTHING TO YOU!
Polygon: What did you expect? You have no defense...
Dusclops: ...
Dusclops used Curse on Porigon.
Porigon: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no ,oh no, oh no...
Scyther: Imma reaper! I have dem scythes! Yooooooooooo!
Scyther used Swords Dance.
Porygon: Okay, whatever, this is getting boring, lemme just finish it.
Porygon used Hyper Beam on everyone.
DADADUDUABDUADUBUABDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUUUDUDUDUU
Scyther fainted!
Vigoroth fainted!
Dusclops couldn't take it and cursed himself to death!
Mysterious Voice: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? MY PRECIOUS EVIOLITE USERS!
Polygon: Now we just grab the eviolite from them and-
Mysterious Voice: NOT SO FAST!
The Eviolites on the ground mysteriously desapeared.
Mysterious Voice: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU REST A BIT AND SOLVE A QUIZ? HAHAHAHAHA!
Mysterious Voice: THERE IS ONLY ONE QUESTION, BUT IT'S VERY HARD!
Mysterious Voice: How much is 5932049 plus 948293 minus 164367 multiplied by 19325?
Porygon: It's zero! This doesn't exist and if we anwsered it we would be trapped forever because it's wrong and I saved the day, right?
Mysterious Voice: WRONG!
Porygon took a Double Slap at the face, It was weak. Very weak.
Porygon: Ow, I guess?
Polygon: It's 129,786,216,875.
Mysterious Voice: WHAT? IT'S RIGHT! GRRRR, YOU'RE TOO SMART!
Polygon: Thank you.
Mysterious Voice: BUT NOW, BEFORE GETTING YOUR LITTLE EVIOLITE, YOU WILL HAVE TO BATTLE, ME! THE QUEEN OF THE EVIOLITE!
A Chansey Appeared.
Everyone: *the longest gasp that you imagine is inserted here*
Chansey: YES! I, CHANSEY, THE QUEEN OF THE EVIOLITE WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Porygon: Leave that to me!
Porygon used Hyper Beam on Chansey.
*insert super awesome hyper beam sound here*
Chansey's health: 90%
Chansey: YOUR PUNY ATTACKS WON'T DO NOTHING ON MY EVIOLITED SPECIAL DEFENSE!
Porigon: Pony Attacks? Ok!
Porigon used MLP intro music on Chansey.
Chansey: NO! I HATE THIS MUSIC! ARRRRRGH!
IanzitoNerdy: But I like it! nananana...
IanzitoNerdy: Oops, sorry for interrupting! Please continue.
Chansey's health: 30%
Polygon: Now with this beauty I made you are going down.
Polygon grabbed a three-barreld shotgun and used Tri Attack with it on Chansey.
Chansey's health: 1%
Chansey: HAHAHA, I'M STILL ALIVE! IT'S MY TURN!
Chansey used Infini-Slap on Polygon.
Polygon: Wait, what is thi-
*slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap*
Polygon: Ow ow ow ow ow, I'm down...
Polygon fainted.
Chansey used Hacked Egg Bomb on Porigon.
Porigon: Hey! that's cheating! You attacked twice in a turn! And you can't even learn this mo-
*boom*
Porigon: Owtchiey, Here I go...
Porigon Fainted.
Chansey: NOW FOR THE STRONG ONE...
Chansey used Giga Impact on Porygon...
...
...
Porygon avoided the attack!
Porygon: YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED TO MY FRIENDS.
Porygon Used Hyper Beam.
*hyper beam intensifies*
Chansey(while taking damage from the hyper beam) ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHGGHH!
Chansey fainted!
Porigon and Polygon: You did it!
Porygon: Now, I will grab the Eviolite.
Porygon put the Eviolite to hold.
Porigon: Alright, let's go back home.
The three Porygons got back to their home to rest after a long day of adventures, but they don't stop here! More adventures will come with time.
Porygon
Porigon and
Polygon.
Porygon was the strength of the group: He moved the obstacles away with it's attacks and also defeated the Pokemon that appeared.
Porigon was the speed of the group: He passed through many places without activating traps and also collected the treasures safely due to it's speed.
And finally, Polygon, the brain of the group: He solved the puzzles and... Oh, well, i think he just did that, let's just go to the story.
The Porygon House, 3 PM
Polygon: Porygon, can I talk to you?
Porygon: Yeah, sure, what is it?
Polygon: I have to say that you have been focusing way too much on attack, you literally have no defense!
Porygon: If I have a good attack, I can 1 Hit K.O the enemies and defense will be useless!
Polygon: But you don't do that.
Porigon: I'm sorry Porygon, but I have to agree with Polygon, you have to be more defensive.
Porygon: What do you want me to do then?
Polygon: I know what to do. There is an ancient temple around here, and this temple contains one item that may help you, Porygon. The Eviolite.
Porygon: The Evio-what?
Polygon: The Eviolite. An item that boosts the defense of the pokemon if they aren't fully evolved, you can use it. We all can.
Porygon: Woo! Science is awesome!
Polygon: Porygon, we are science.
Porygon: I am science? This means that I am AWESOME! WOOOOO!
Polygon and Porigon: ...
The three Porygons walked, walked, and just walked, until they finally got to the temple.
Polygon: There it is, the temple.
Porigon: It's scary...
Porygon: I'm not going there!
Polygon: Then I have to force you guys to go.
Polygon shoved Porygon and Porigon to the entrance of the temple.
Porygon: ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE GOING TO DIE HERE!
Polygon: Sometimes crazyness is needed to achieve perfection.
A mysterious voice shouted:
WHO DARES TO CHALLANGE ME AND TAKE THE EVIOLITE?
Porygon: Us!
Porigon and Polygon: PORYGON! C'MON!
Mysterious Voice: THEN YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PRIZE, IF YOU DEFEAT THREE OF MY BEST EVIOLITE USERS:
Mysterious Voice: DUSCLOPS!
SCYTHER!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...
VIGOROTH!
Polygon: Are you serious? Vigoroth and Scyther aren't even good with this thing, you should really do more research and-
Mysterious Voice: SHUT UP AND FIGHT MY EVIOLITE USERS!
Porygon: Leave this to me!
Porygon used Tri Attack on Dusclops.
Dusclops.
Dusclops.
Polygon: Why Porygon? Why? *nerd crying intensifies*
Porigon: It may not be much, but it will help!
Porigon used Tackle on Vigoroth.
Polygon: Now let my strength be free.
Polygon used Sharpen.
Vigoroth: UUU AH AHAHAHUUU AUUHHHH AHUAHHU *monkey intensifies*
Vigoroth used Scratch on Porygon.
Porygon: OWWW! HEY I DID NOTHING TO YOU!
Polygon: What did you expect? You have no defense...
Dusclops: ...
Dusclops used Curse on Porigon.
Porigon: Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no ,oh no, oh no...
Scyther: Imma reaper! I have dem scythes! Yooooooooooo!
Scyther used Swords Dance.
Porygon: Okay, whatever, this is getting boring, lemme just finish it.
Porygon used Hyper Beam on everyone.
DADADUDUABDUADUBUABDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUUUDUDUDUU
Scyther fainted!
Vigoroth fainted!
Dusclops couldn't take it and cursed himself to death!
Mysterious Voice: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? MY PRECIOUS EVIOLITE USERS!
Polygon: Now we just grab the eviolite from them and-
Mysterious Voice: NOT SO FAST!
The Eviolites on the ground mysteriously desapeared.
Mysterious Voice: NOW, WHY DON'T YOU REST A BIT AND SOLVE A QUIZ? HAHAHAHAHA!
Mysterious Voice: THERE IS ONLY ONE QUESTION, BUT IT'S VERY HARD!
Mysterious Voice: How much is 5932049 plus 948293 minus 164367 multiplied by 19325?
Porygon: It's zero! This doesn't exist and if we anwsered it we would be trapped forever because it's wrong and I saved the day, right?
Mysterious Voice: WRONG!
Porygon took a Double Slap at the face, It was weak. Very weak.
Porygon: Ow, I guess?
Polygon: It's 129,786,216,875.
Mysterious Voice: WHAT? IT'S RIGHT! GRRRR, YOU'RE TOO SMART!
Polygon: Thank you.
Mysterious Voice: BUT NOW, BEFORE GETTING YOUR LITTLE EVIOLITE, YOU WILL HAVE TO BATTLE, ME! THE QUEEN OF THE EVIOLITE!
A Chansey Appeared.
Everyone: *the longest gasp that you imagine is inserted here*
Chansey: YES! I, CHANSEY, THE QUEEN OF THE EVIOLITE WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Porygon: Leave that to me!
Porygon used Hyper Beam on Chansey.
*insert super awesome hyper beam sound here*
Chansey's health: 90%
Chansey: YOUR PUNY ATTACKS WON'T DO NOTHING ON MY EVIOLITED SPECIAL DEFENSE!
Porigon: Pony Attacks? Ok!
Porigon used MLP intro music on Chansey.
Chansey: NO! I HATE THIS MUSIC! ARRRRRGH!
IanzitoNerdy: But I like it! nananana...
IanzitoNerdy: Oops, sorry for interrupting! Please continue.
Chansey's health: 30%
Polygon: Now with this beauty I made you are going down.
Polygon grabbed a three-barreld shotgun and used Tri Attack with it on Chansey.
Chansey's health: 1%
Chansey: HAHAHA, I'M STILL ALIVE! IT'S MY TURN!
Chansey used Infini-Slap on Polygon.
Polygon: Wait, what is thi-
*slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap*
Polygon: Ow ow ow ow ow, I'm down...
Polygon fainted.
Chansey used Hacked Egg Bomb on Porigon.
Porigon: Hey! that's cheating! You attacked twice in a turn! And you can't even learn this mo-
*boom*
Porigon: Owtchiey, Here I go...
Porigon Fainted.
Chansey: NOW FOR THE STRONG ONE...
Chansey used Giga Impact on Porygon...
...
...
Porygon avoided the attack!
Porygon: YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN YOU CAUSED TO MY FRIENDS.
Porygon Used Hyper Beam.
*hyper beam intensifies*
Chansey(while taking damage from the hyper beam) ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHGGHH!
Chansey fainted!
Porigon and Polygon: You did it!
Porygon: Now, I will grab the Eviolite.
Porygon put the Eviolite to hold.
Porigon: Alright, let's go back home.
The three Porygons got back to their home to rest after a long day of adventures, but they don't stop here! More adventures will come with time.
