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You + Pokemon: Skuntank: One Stinkin' Bath

by ChampionZ_Pearl

ChampionZ_Pearl It's a nice afternoon for you and your pokemon. You've washed up most of your team but one pokemon: Skuntank. It was always a dreaded moment for both you and this smelly friend. It's become a weekly struggle when it came to baths. You just hope that you won't end up smelling for another few weeks.
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You finally finish washing up (fave pokemon). It walks out of the clean river with a few suds and goes out to dry with the rest of your team. You wipe a droplet of sweat from your forehead and breathe a heavy sigh. There was a huge problem ahead of you now.

You: Okay, just one more to go...

You stare out to the shady tree across the river where a glaring Skuntank makes a grumpy face to your direction. You gesture the purple pokemon to come over. It huffs and shakes its head. You gesture again with a little more aggression. It repeats itself. You huffed as well and marched across the river to it. The Skuntank stood its ground under the perfectly shady tree. An odd grin comes across its face. You scold it.

You: Skuntank! Come on! It's time for your bath! Everyone's gotten their bath but you! Even (fave fire pokemon) took a bath!

Skuntank: Nyaaangh. (Nooooo....) (huffs)

Skuntank huffs out a greenish fume. You cover your nose. You talk to it with a stuffy voice as you pinched your nose.

You: That's not getting to me this time, Skuntank! Come on!

You drag Skuntank by its tail to the river. With all your might, you toss the stinky pokemon into the waters. It growls and flails around like it was drowning even though the water was only just 2 feet deep.
You breathe yet another heavy sigh and walk over to it. One of your pokemon gives you the scrub and you begin to bathe the ridiculous skunk pokemon. A frown was seen upon its face and you laughed to see how Skuntank's expression just told you "I hate my life." Being stinky came with a price of course.
While bathing Skuntank, the pokemon would puff out a few smelly fumes to annoy you. By this time, you've lost your sense of smell because of it.

You: Man, why did I get him again?

You recalled this memory. You were walking around the route until you encountered a shady trainer. The trainer seemed like they were on the run or something. The person handed you an egg and just ran off. Soon, an Officer Jenny came to ask of you of that person. Before you could answer, the egg hatched into a baby Stunky. With every baby pokemon, it would imprint itself onto the first thing it saw: You. Turns out that the egg belonged to another trainer that specialized in poison types, but considering that the Stunky already imprinted onto you, you've kept him since.
You go back to scrubbing the underarms of Skuntank. You let out a sigh.

You: (sighs) You're a stinkin' pain in the butt you know?

Skuntank: Nyaaanngh. (Am I done yet, (y/n)? )

You: Okay, you're done.

Skuntank trudges out of the water and shakes itself off. Before you could get out of the water, you notice Skuntank sneering at you as it turns to put its behind facing you.

You: Skuntank...what are you-

All of a sudden, all you could see or smell was a deep, atrocious, and vile cloud around you.

You: AGGGHHHHGGHH!!!!

Skuntank snickers at you as it finally took its sweet, stinky revenge out upon you.

LATER. . .

You sat in the river with a grumpy face, covered in suds. Your pokemon stare at you take a bath and giggle like children. Skuntank reminds you.

Skuntank: Nyaaaaannngh! ( Don't forget to scrub, (y/n) )

You: I'm scrubbing okay?!

Skuntank: Nyaaaaaanngh! (It's one stinkin' bath, (y/n)! )

You: Says you....(sighs)
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