Pokeskits: Pokeskits: FireRed Emblem

CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Ho-Oh
P3> Noecalg
P4> Noerbmu
P5> Mewtwo

PRESS START

"FireRed Emblem"
Noecalg: *slam* HAHA! CHECKMATE!
Ho-Oh: We're playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Noecalg: Really? I thought we were playing Monopoly.
Ho-Oh: Then why did you say checkmate?
Noecalg: Because I didn't have any of the cards you asked for!
Ho-Oh: Noecalg, I have so many things to tell you.
Leafeon: Hey guys! What's up?
Ho-Oh: We're playing Dungeons and Dragons...in a dungeon.
Leafeon: Well okay. I'm gonna go to Negro Forest.
Ho-Oh: Okay, see ya.
Noecalg: Haha! Sorry!
Ho-Oh: *sigh*

Leafeon: H-hello?
Noerbmu: Get outta my--oh, it's just you Leafeon. *le dramatic bat appearance*
Leafeon: What are you doing?
Noerbmu: Playing a game.
Leafeon: Oh yeah? What's the game?
Noerbmu: Fortnite.
Leafeon: (Fortnite echoes in head) Fotnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite.
Noerbmu: You okay Leafeon?
Leafeon: I'm just gonna...go lay down for a sec...Fortnite...Fortnite...

Ho-Oh: Man, wouldn't this be better if we were actually in the game, then you wouldn't have to constantly mess things up.
Noecalg: I'm not messing things up! I'm just confused on what game we're playing!
Ho-Oh: You're the one who wanted to play this game in the first place.
FLASHBACK!
(the squad is watching TV)
Noecalg: Who wants to play Dungeons and Draagoooons~?
All: No.
Noecalg: Why?
Leafeon: Because, Noecalg, by the time we're halfway through the game, you'll think we're playing the game of LIFE.
Noecalg: What? Not true! Ho-Oh! Let's play!
Ho-Oh: No.
Noecalg: I have a nuke aimed at the Bell Tower.
Ho-Oh: Woah! Okay then!
FLASHBACK!
Noecalg: Oh yeah...
Ho-Oh: You remember pointing illegal bombs at my house, but you didn't remember us playing Dungeons and Dragons?
Noecalg: What's "Dungeons & Dragons"?
Ho-Oh: It's gonna be a looooong day...

Noerbmu: If I may ask, what the heck is up with you?
Leafeon: Fortnite...Fortnite...Fortnite...Fortnite...
Noerbmu: *le slap*
Leafeon: OW!
Noerbmu: What is up with you?
Leafeon: I don't wanna think about Fortnite!
Noerbmu: Why do you hate Fortnite?
Leafeon: I'm not telling!
Noerbmu: Why?
Leafeon: I said I'm not telling!
Noerbmu: Great, because we're having stuff straight from Taco Bell tonight.
Leafeon: TACO BELL?! I WANTZ TACO BELL! (dashes to table)

Ho-Oh: It's called Dungeons and Dragons. You've been begging us to play with you for weeks. What game are we playing?
Noecalg: ...Finding Dory?
Game: THAT'S ENOUGH! I CANNOT HANDLE YOUR STUPIDITY! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DEAL WITH HOW IT'S LIKE DOWN HERE!
Both: Woooooah!
Ho-Oh: Where the heck are we...?
Noecalg: We must be inside the game...
Both: ...YEEEEEAH!
Ho-Oh: We're gonna make swords made out of DIAMOND!
Noecalg: We're gonna be the richest in all the land and have the cushioniest couch!
Ho-Oh: We'd have made friends with aliens by the time we're sipping wine out of glass!
Tiki: No, no, no, that's not how this game works! You need to make a character sheet at Level 1!
Ho-Oh: We already did!
(they show their character sheets)
Tiki: What?! This is all wrong! You cannot live in a marble mansion and be the first people to create hot chocolate! Let me teach you a lesson on character sheets...in song form! *inhale*

(LE TRANSFER)
Mewtwo: I like this new dating sim I got for Christmas!
Monika: That's more like it. You wouldn't want to get slapped, would you?
Mewtwo: I ALSO wish I could say this game is dark because Natsuki is the only one who didn't kill herself.
Noerbmu: Hey Mewt--what the heck?
Mewtwo: *presses delete* Just an anime waifu. What's up?
Noerbmu: Why does Leafeon hate Fortnite?
Mewtwo: You really wanna know?
Noerbmu: ONE BILLION NODS PER SECOND
Mewtwo: Okay...
FLASHBACK!
Mewtwo: Leafeon's outsiders (you guys) told Leafeon he should play Fortnite. He didn't know what it was, or how to get it, but he had an Xbox One, so he decided to look it up in the Xbox Store and try it out.
Leafeon: Oh boy! I can't wait to try out my new game!
Mewtwo: But since he was a noob, he didn't know what a harvest tool was or how people got guns.
Leafeon: What does this button do...?
Mewtwo: He knew the only chance of him knowing what to do was from other people. So he played in Squad mode.
Leafeon: The nice people on the internet outta let me know how to play the game!
Mewtwo: But he got the opposite of what he wanted. He was invited to his first ever voice chat party, but he was soon called out for being a noob.
Teen: Ew, I don't want a noob on my team!
Teen2: Yeah, he probably does't know what a harvest tool is! Haha!
Squad: LOL XD LOL XD
Leafeon:
Mewtwo: Leafeon took it personally, and never touched the game ever again.
FLASHBACK!
Noerbmu: So he's just scared of Fortnite because the players are a-holes?
Mewtwo: Pretty much, yeah.
Noerbmu: I can work that out! *dash*
Noerbmu: (le open closet) Leafeon, we need to talk.
Leafeon: Is it about Fortnite?
Noerbmu: Just because there are some a-hole players on Fortnite doesn't mean you should stop playing it! What's the only way to get better at someting? Not to chicken out because some a-holes are calling you out! If you keep playing Fortnite, you'll get better at it! I promise! Now why don't you come use a spare controller at Negro Forest and we can play as a Duo?
Leafeon: MMMMMFINE

Tiki: And THAT'S how you play Fire Emblem~! I must go now! Buh-bye!
Noecalg: Iiiiit's grinding time!
(they travel through time)
Noecalg: Sweet! we're riding a dragon!
Chrom: This is it, Robin! I'm going to finish this!
Robin: No, Chrom, wait!
Later...
Noecalg: That was so...sad...
Ho-Oh: *sniff* NEXT!
Later...
Takumi: Kill...destroy...hatred...
Corrin: I dunno about this guy...I mean, I don't wanna hurt Takumi...
Takumi: Destroy...build...destroy...
Corrin: OOOOKAY F*CK YOU LEZZ GO
Noecalg: Oof! Ow, that's gotta hurt!
Ho-Oh: I know that guy's weakness.
Noecalg: What?
Ho-Oh: LEGO. NEXT!
Later...
Gray: All we're asking is a world that we see fit. Is that really so bad?
Noecalg: Ohh, this looks interesting...
Later...
Duma: OH NOSES I BE IN TROUBLEZ NOW.
Alm: Yeah! We did it!
Celica: Right?
Everyone: *shrug*
Ho-Oh: Well, that was fun. Let's go back home now.
Noecalg: Bye everyone. It's not like you missed us anyway.
Alm: Who are those guys?
Both: Byyyyye!
Later...
Ho-Oh: Yeah! Ho-Oh in the flesh!
Noecalg: I don't ever wanna play Dungeons and Dragons ever again...
Everyone: WOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!