(FYI, not all of these are gonna be serious.)
5
7
5
Scizor
Swords Dance, Bullet Punch...
Aerial Ace gets boosted.
Watch out for Fire-types.
Absol
Spit fire, lightning, ice...
For now, they may be afraid.
I know you better.
Drapion
Precious arachnid.
Brutal, unwavering force.
Let us go postal.
Flygon
They doubt your prowess,
But guess who got Dragon Dance?
You're the underdog.
Raichu
Oh sweet Thunderstone.
They'll never know what they missed.
Show them 'shock value'.
Mawile
Oh, Futakuchi...
So innocent, powerful.
Best Mega ever.
Pangoro
Mama bear's upset.
Run, for Hell hath no fury
Like a mother scorned.
Incineroar
I went Team Litten.
Now, we reign undefeated,
For we are the champs.
Celesteela
Kaguya-hime,
My rocket-bamboo-princess,
Let us burn them all.
Mismagius
Let us cast hexes,
And soar with wicked witchcraft.
Hello, trick or treat?
Sceptile
Elusive ninja...
A shadow in the forest.
Be silent, then strike.
Golurk
Believe in the me
That believes in you. Row, row,
let's fight the power!
Aurorus
Peaceful Sauropod,
Don't listen to the haters.
I believe in you.
Bewear
Aww, what a cute bear!
There, see? Just wanted a hug.
Hey, what was that sound?
Toxicroak
They all drop like flies
Succumbing to the poison.
Neither first, nor last.
Mewtwo
The one and only
Has finally found purpose.
Don't test his power.
Gardevoir
Noble protector.
Loyal, caring, strong willed...
Yes, you have my back.
Lycanroc-M
Black-hearted evil,
or brave-hearted hero? I
am all that I am.
Steelix
Burrow through the earth
And block the path of your foes
Now, the wyrm shall rise.
Gyarados
Ah, evolution.
They used to laugh as I splashed...
I will show them all.
5
7
5
Scizor
Swords Dance, Bullet Punch...
Aerial Ace gets boosted.
Watch out for Fire-types.
Absol
Spit fire, lightning, ice...
For now, they may be afraid.
I know you better.
Drapion
Precious arachnid.
Brutal, unwavering force.
Let us go postal.
Flygon
They doubt your prowess,
But guess who got Dragon Dance?
You're the underdog.
Raichu
Oh sweet Thunderstone.
They'll never know what they missed.
Show them 'shock value'.
Mawile
Oh, Futakuchi...
So innocent, powerful.
Best Mega ever.
Pangoro
Mama bear's upset.
Run, for Hell hath no fury
Like a mother scorned.
Incineroar
I went Team Litten.
Now, we reign undefeated,
For we are the champs.
Celesteela
Kaguya-hime,
My rocket-bamboo-princess,
Let us burn them all.
Mismagius
Let us cast hexes,
And soar with wicked witchcraft.
Hello, trick or treat?
Sceptile
Elusive ninja...
A shadow in the forest.
Be silent, then strike.
Golurk
Believe in the me
That believes in you. Row, row,
let's fight the power!
Aurorus
Peaceful Sauropod,
Don't listen to the haters.
I believe in you.
Bewear
Aww, what a cute bear!
There, see? Just wanted a hug.
Hey, what was that sound?
Toxicroak
They all drop like flies
Succumbing to the poison.
Neither first, nor last.
Mewtwo
The one and only
Has finally found purpose.
Don't test his power.
Gardevoir
Noble protector.
Loyal, caring, strong willed...
Yes, you have my back.
Lycanroc-M
Black-hearted evil,
or brave-hearted hero? I
am all that I am.
Steelix
Burrow through the earth
And block the path of your foes
Now, the wyrm shall rise.
Gyarados
Ah, evolution.
They used to laugh as I splashed...
I will show them all.