Path To Ascension (Homestuck)

Your name is JACE. You had risen recently to his last rung, HEIR JORDANS. You have conversed with your consorts of your land, THE LAND OF CONSTELLATION AND FROGS, or LOCAF. You have done all you needed to make the BILLIOUS SLICK tadpole, and worried you might lose, or kill it, you’re gonna stick it after you do some other stuff,with your denizen, ECHIDNA, who has stolen the night sky and the lakes, and took a nap. It is currently at your HOME. What a jerk. You have gotten sources from your friends that you could reach GOD TIER once you have gotten to your last rung on the ECHELADDER. They do NOT know how. However, even though your CONSORTS, are pretty dumb, said that you have to reach your QUEST BED to ASCEND, and take a nap. Pretty simple for this game, must be the easiest part! You have recently been destroying UNDERLINGS, and is currently looking for your SPRITE, 2xKONGSPRITE, who was prototyped with a two headed dragon toy, and a monkey with a tie plush. Your SPRITE has given you a pendant, which you have lost due to a treacherous IMP. God, if he hadn’t gotten away. Anyway, that all can wait! You can see your QUEST BED! Oh man, look at all those stairs, you can’t WAIT to climb them! You grab a rocket SPEAR from your TENZI MODUS, and quickly make your way up, being very scared. You gaze upon the bed’s glory! Unfortunately, you cannot, for it is a STONE. Very DISSAPPOINTING. You ponder to yourself, wondering, “I can’t sleep on a ROCK!” you think. You realize you have a sleep inducing PILLOW! You alchemized it for a random code, shshHjyi, that is the code. You take a nap, and forget a ton of underlings are rising up your stairs. Time to ASCEND to the HEIR OF SPACE.