Keep in mind, this is mostly a joke. The answers you will get are also jokes.
I miss Ask Bidoof man.. So i have come back, with another ask thing. This time, with improved art. You can ask these two "wonderful" characters a question, and they will pick those they think are the top of the top of the top.
Iggle the Igglybuff.
-Is known for levitating around.
-Is more dangerous than it looks.
-Has a shed full of cotton candy.
Phantodisfiremis the Ditto.
-Regrets life choices.
-Is mother/father to many Pokemon.
-Never check their internet history.