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I Got Bored :/: Me Ranting About Ultra Necrozma

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
What. The hell.

Those are all the words I feel when I think about Ultra Necrozma.
November 17, 2018.
The release of Pokémon Ultra Sun and Pokémon Ultra Moon.
Everyone expected a breeze.
The easiest game in the franchise.
Instead, we got LITERALLY THE MOST HORRIFYINGLY HARD BOSS IN THE FRANCHISE!
USUM gave Gen 7 more closure on the Ultra Beasts, as well as Necrozma.
But if Necrozma manages to steal all the light in Alola, that thing is a MONSTER.
With a captial M.
Reviews don’t give this fight justice for how damn near impossible and climactic this boss is.
Oh, don’t worry, Nebby will take care of Necrozma, right?
WRONG.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
Necrozma TOWERS over Nebby EFFORTLESSLY.
Hey you know Thanos?
That guy is an ANT to Necrozma.
Yeah. I just said that.
And I’d even go as far to say Necrozma is the most powerful character in any media EVER.
More than Sans.
More than Golb.
More than Shadow Queen.
Okay, too much.
But he’s up there!
Remember, just absorbing all the light in Alola will make him a god.
*I only have SIX souls...I only need one more...before I become GOD.
Yeah basically.
Imagine Ultra Necrozma.
Times 7 and more coming.
Need I say more?

Okay, I haven’t been on in a while, so, sorry?
Maybe I’ll boot up Spookeskits again.
And maybe do that Riddler VS Mysterio you forgot about.
Anyway, this is being the Dopest of Leafeon, and I hope you all have a fabulous day.
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  1. Leeon
    Leeon
    I don't like Necrozma anyway. So it being so powerful and huge DISGUSTS me! Necrozma isn't an Ultra Beast.. it's an Ultra BUTTHOLE!
    Jan 13, 2019