Me as a Skull Grunt??

This isn't terrible it's good

I didn't choose the Bug life, the Bug life chose me. ~Guzma 2017

*golisopod cry*

I didn't choose the thug life. The Thug life chose me. ~Team Skull 2017

And I don't have purple hair I put purple hair cuz why can't I have a cool hair color like every other Grunt?