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ASSAULT!!: LITTLE MAC punches into ASSAULT!!

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
ASSAULT!!
Once upon a time, there was a boy named...uh...did he have a real name?
Don't think so.
Let's call him Baby Mac then.
'Kay.
(rewind sound)
Once upon a time, there was a boy named BABY Mac.
Baby Mac had always dreamed of becoming the world's greatest boxer.
After his parents died...because he never had any...
He had to look for a new caretaker. And what better guardian than a retired boxer who eats chocolate bars all day?
Baby Mac was excited for this. His mentor, Louie, even gave him a chance in the minors when he was old enough.
And gave him his new title: Little Mac.
Little Mac has a small arsenal, smaller than Fireheart's, but he makes the most out of what he has: His boxing gloves.
These are green boxing gloves...
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...you were gonna say something?
No, they're just...green boxing gloves. That's it.
Oh. Coulda sword you'd say something else.
No I wouldn't. Why would I ever say something twisted about boxing gloves? Any extra power comes from their bodies, not their gloves. Unless you're Tifa.
What?!
Even if I was researching TJ Combo or Balrog or even Muhammad Ali...any extra power comes from them.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Be sure to tune in next weekend as Little Mac faces his opponent: Spring Man!

And tune in TOMORROW when we research him!
Thanks for reading!
I hope you all have a fabulous day!
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