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A Letter To Sandy Claws

by Psycho Monkey

Psycho Monkey Exactly as the title says. Inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas, the greatest Halloween movie to ever exist. Happy Halloween everyone!
Dear Sandy Claws,

How have you been old friend? This is your pal Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, writing to you because I am concerned about something. Do you remember all those years ago when I decided to give you a vacation by taking over Christmas myself? I certainly learned my lesson back then about trying to do other people’s holidays myself. But this brings me to the point of this letter. I now feel as if you are encroaching on MY holiday. I thought you and I had come to an understanding and were going to let bygones be bygones. I do not mean to imply that you are trying to take over Halloween Mr. Sandy Claws, but it has been brought to my attention that Christmas decorations, ads, and music have been showing up while people are supposed to be celebrating Halloween. How can they expect to be frightened when everything is so jolly? Instead of spooks hiding in shadows there are reindeer prancing in the snow. Green and red are more prominent than orange and black. Now I will be the first to admit, I like Christmas as much as the next ghoul, but not if it means Halloween gets ignored! I am asking you as a friend and fellow holiday ruler if you could please tone back the Christmas cheer a bit. At least wait until the people in the funny hats and headdresses sacrifice and devour the annual turkey before spreading your magic. That way no holiday gets overshadowed! Well anyway, I know you are a reasonable fellow Sandy so I hope everything works out better next year. You take care of yourself!

Happy Halloween!!

Jack Skellington the Pumpkin King​

PS. Could you ask Mrs. Claws to send us the recipe for her Christmas fruitcake? They are to die for so Sally wanted to try her hand at making some. I’m sure hers will taste just as dreadful as your wife’s.

PPS. I have told Lock, Shock, and Barrel not to TP your house this year. They know what kind of punishment awaits them if they do.
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  1. Aura
    This is the most glorious thing I never knew I needed before. Thank you for bestowing this upon us!
    Nov 3, 2015
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