Hmm your a bit chewy, oh well
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Zoruaa
pokeman266
Cakes give you explosive diarrhea and you die.
Zoruaa
Then shiny Zorua comes along and puts me back together and then me and shiny Zorua eat you all, and buys new cakes that are in no way dangerous to Zorua, bit are dangerous to everyone else
voidaquariums
Tests cake. Cake explodes. All over Zorua Nyah
pokeman266
Yay 
Zoruaa
Yeah but they didn't explode inside me, I made a robot Zorua to check the cakes first
voidaquariums
Robo-Zorua malfunctions and throws cake at Zorua. She dies.
Zoruaa
She wouldn't die from THAT
voidaquariums
Forgot to mention this: explode-cake
Zoruaa
She turns into a houndoom so u don't know where she is
Zoruaa
Then she eats everybody and they all have a party in her belly, then she gets jealous and eats her self and they have a party inside he belly
voidaquariums
Finds Zoru-doom because of weird giggling. Uses Fire Blast. Zorua reverts back to normal and dies.
pokeman266
Then logic comes down from the heavens and destroys everything you guys have said for the last 20 posts
voidaquariums
But I use logic shield, which explains that logic can't kill you. Fire is not spared.
Zoruaa
No no no, this never happend, we are all having a party in my belly
voidaquariums
Fire spits us all out, then logic yadda yadda yadda.
Zoruaa
Then we all turn into UNICORNS and have a puppy party
voidaquariums
Somebody sneezed
Zoruaa
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, we all turn back in to pokemon, but carry on having the puppy party. Wait there are no puppies in the world of pokemon, instead of puppies we have a poochyena party
voidaquariums
YEAHHH AWESOME POOCHYENA PANTS
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Did I just say that?