Pokécharms

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Jesse: Listen to me kid, when you get involved with the opposite sex you're only asking for trouble!
James: Yes, and that's the kind of trouble I stay out of.
Meowth: Yous two don't need the opposite sex cause' yous got each other!
Jesse: What's that supposed to mean?
James: Not funny!

James: Quick! It's coming! Dance like an eggplant!)

James: I haven't seen this many strange letters since the last time I placed a personal ad.

Ash: err...my name is...Tom Ato!
Misty: What! err...well...my name is Ann...Chovi
Brock: And my name is Caesar Salad)

James: Looks like everything's back to normal.
Jessie: Which means we're back to being losers.

("May: Hey! That's my egg!
James of Team Rocket: Ahh! That's my Mime Jr.
Jessie: We're here for Elekid and Pikachu.
James of Team Rocket: TIME OUT!
[James comes running out of Team Rocket's Golem machine]

May: [May runs up to James] I'll trade you.
James of Team Rocket: That sounds like a plan.
May: Here you go!
James of Team Rocket: Thanks.
May, James of Team Rocket: Bye!
James of Team Rocket: Ahh! My Mime Jr is back where it belongs.
May: [Giggling] I got my egg back.
James of Team Rocket: Now Where were we?
Meowth: We were about to take Elekid and Pikachu.")

James of Team Rocket: [he is hanging by a rope held by Meowth and Jessie, over a case in a museum]
[totally deadpan]
James of Team Rocket: Slowly. Slowly. Please don't drop me.
Meowth: Don't worry about that! Just make sure if you fall, you don't fall and break that trophy!
[they almost lose control and drop him]
James of Team Rocket: Alright. I'm calmer now.

("Jesse: [Jesse, James and Meowth are hanging on to a flying Lugia] We're slowing Lugia down, we're too heavy!
James: Let's try Weight Watchers!
Jesse: It's too late for that!
Meowth: I heard it's never too late if you really stick to the program!")

Jessie: To protect the world from boring fashion,
James: To dress all people with flash and passion,
Jessie: To give all pokemon pretty faces,
James: To extend our art to outer-spaces,
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Salon Rocket, when it comes to chic we know what's right,
James: Surrender your taste or prepare to fight!

Jesse: [Team Rocket confront a barrier of living vines] All right, garden wall, you axed for it!
Brock: James: We're the toughest team you ever saw!
Meowth: Let's cut to the chase!
Jesse: A timber-tantrum, eh? Let's get to the root of its problem!
Meowth: Bonsai!
Brock: James: I think its bite is as bad as its bark!

James: Want a burger and fries without trouble?
James: If you're really hungry, make it double!
James: To protect the world from hunger and thirst!
James: Our food isn't bad, at least not the worst.
Jesse: The Team Rocket restaurant: blast in for a bite!
Jesse, James: We stay open all day, we stay open all night!

Brock: "Hey, I know, I'll use my trusty frying pan..." puts frying pan on head to block the rain "...As a drying pan!"

You give up yet?

I fell asleep whoops

[Team Rocket interrupts a Pokemon play. Jesse is dressed like a pirate queen. James is dressed like a ballerina.]
James of Team Rocket: Next time, let's steal men's clothes!

James: "How do you know it's a Blizzard attack?"
Jessie: "Maybe because we're in a blizzard?"
James: "Oh...that makes sense."

Jesse: [Team Rocket are surrounded by wild Onix] I think things are looking sort of rocky, don't you?
James: These Pokemon couldn't be boulder!
Meowth: Maybe people take 'em for granite!

Jessie: "We'll coerce those creeps into creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll capture those condors!"
James: "Brilliant use of the letter C!"

James: The coast is clear.
Jessie: Nothing to fear.
Meowth: Nobody here!

Meowth- This is out 500th Heist!
James- Let's see, the bank, the grocery store, my grandma, yep this is the 500th