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*Snatches cookies then runs back over to the light side*

THE COOKIE WAS A LIE! *The cookie disappears and appears back at my hand* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Come to the light side! WE have cookies! And they're not lies!

GET OFF MY LAWN, EVERYBODY SAYING LIGHT SIDE THIS AND LIGHT SIDE THAAT. OH DIDDLY DARN KIDS THESE DAYS..

The light side was so 9 years ago. People prefer the dark side now

What's dark got on light? We fight evil, look good, AND our food is way better than the dark side's!

We've got memes...














and that's way better than anything you have since you're allergic to memes, so boom

As for fighting light, we can be sadists and cheat whenever we want while you lame-os stick to the rules. As for looks, who's ready for dapper clothes?! For food, Lie cookies and doritos! Lie cookies have an awesome taste to them cause lying slips you out of problems and it doubles the sweetness of cookies. For doritos, you get the point. *Looks at the roasted light side*

Well, excuse me, but the light side doesn't wear formal clothes. You could bring memes to the light side, honestly the only person who'd really mind is me. And besides, the food we've got tastes even better than yours! Truth cookies expose lies and that already puts your lying cookies at a disadvantage! Plus, the cookies get a fruity taste to them.

And when we stick to the rules, we also use magic that keeps cheaters in check! *smirks* What now, huh?

I have one word. Nerds. You guys are so old school. The light side is boring nowadays. It's not even fun being good anymore. Heck, Even DISNYEY'S new movie Descendants 2 symbolises that it's also 'good to be bad'

-_- It's a fictional movie made specifically to showcase villains and stuff. Although, I can't say much because I haven't watched it. Wish I could though, I've heard it was really good.

Okay, so how about this? What if we became friends instead of enemies? We could form an alliance. It would make a balance. You could teach us 'nerds' how to have more fun and we could teach you guys how to be nicer to others, as well as sometimes, you need to FOLLOW THE RULES. Is there a deal?

*walks away* I'm done with this.

but OK

Yay!