Oh my god... anything I can do to help?
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Staroid
You could just send Star to sleep.
I have another problem.
Cobalt and Omega want to have kids! •~•
I have another problem.
Cobalt and Omega want to have kids! •~•
Il Fantasma
I can do that. Where is he?
...Hold on. They want kids? Is that bad? ...Should they adopt?
...Hold on. They want kids? Is that bad? ...Should they adopt?
Staroid
Solar : *dragging Star by the collar* Here!
Yes. Cobalt is kidnapping innocent people just to see if Omega likes them. If not, Cobalt will kill 'em. I dunno whether to just adopt them a child.
Yes. Cobalt is kidnapping innocent people just to see if Omega likes them. If not, Cobalt will kill 'em. I dunno whether to just adopt them a child.
Il Fantasma
Oh... maybe you should let them adopt... as for Star... *lightly hits his back* Bad! No ripping off limbs!
Staroid
Star : *cries*
Il Fantasma
Oh no! I'm so sorry, Fluff Pup! *hugs him* Just don't rip any limbs off of anyone, alright?
Staroid
Solar : *shoots Star with a sleep dart*
Star : *falls asleep instantly*
Star : *falls asleep instantly*
Il Fantasma
That's better, I guess... *continues to hold Star* At least he can't rip off limbs now...
Staroid
Rowe : *hiding behind Solar, taking pictures* Better send them to Sticks..
Solar : *doesn't seem to have noticed Rowe* Heh, that's true.
Solar : *doesn't seem to have noticed Rowe* Heh, that's true.
Il Fantasma
Fanta: He. Is. A. DOG. CALM DOWN! *glares at Rowe
Staroid
Rowe : He's a dog and a human. Must show these pictures to @ProfessorSticks.
Formerly Known as Sticks
Sticks: *Walks in, a lollipop in his mouth as he looks up from his phone* The hell's your problem, now?
Il Fantasma
Fanta: Oh my actual-! GivE THAT BACK! *tries to reach for the pictures, sweating nervously as Sticks walks in* THEY'RE BEING JERKS!
Formerly Known as Sticks
Sticks: Uhm... She's hugging a dog...? Is that it? *Raises his eyebrows curiously*
Staroid
Rowe : *walks backwards* Sticks, that is no dog. If I do this - *snaps fingers, turning Star into a human* there we go.
Star : *nervously backs away from Fanta*
Star : *nervously backs away from Fanta*
Formerly Known as Sticks
Sticks: *Blinks* .....You've got to be fucking kidding me with this. *Puts his hand on his face, sighing heavily*
Il Fantasma
Fanta: I made him cry! I felt bad for him! Sue me, for god's sake!
Formerly Known as Sticks
Sticks: ....I'm just gonna go.... *Flies off with a jet-pack*
Star chewed off Callis's limbs off again.