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Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
Allow me to make it louder, then! *starts banging pots and pans* IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?
Staroid
Staroid
*turns around* Still too quiet.
Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
*starts up a jackhammer* NOW?
Staroid
Staroid
Nah. Louder.
Spyre : God! Make it stop! *dies*
LOUDER.
Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
*toots the horn of a massive tugboat for a solid minute* NOW!!!???
Staroid
Staroid
LOUDER.
LOUDER.
Solar : He's partially deaf. This confirms it.
LOUDER
Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
Oh... *turns the TV volume up all the way, the boat horn still blaring* NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Staroid
Staroid
LOUDER!!!!!
Solar : Please stop it. Just kill him.
Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
I ain't gonna kill nobody none-how! *starts banging cymbals by your head* NOW?
Staroid
Staroid
Solar : *grabs chainsaw and kills Star* I think you've killed everyone else.
Il Fantasma
Il Fantasma
...Good lord Arceus up above! How many times has Star died, again...? Too many? ._.
Staroid
Staroid
Solar : *grabs a calculator* Approximately 546 times this week.
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