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navycalamity
navycalamity
Mint: Hey, back with the snacks! Come on, party friend and normal human!

Um, yeah. Jason, no more asking people who they are. They can be weird about that sometimes.
Jason: ...note taken.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Freddy: Y'know your name is similar to someone I know

FREDDY DO I HAVE TO BRING OUT THE SHIPPING!?

Freddy: I'll stop
navycalamity
navycalamity
Thank Arceus.
Marina: NEVER AGAIN.
Coby: I'm out. *leaves*
Mint: Heehee, that was fun. Anyway-
Jason: Yes, anyway, um, the monkey has food so let's focus on that.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Freddy: *Sits in the corner crying*

I feel bad for showing him sometimes....sometimes
navycalamity
navycalamity
Just sometimes though. Sometimes they deserve it.
Mint: No, don't be sad! *hugs Freddy's head*
Jason: Don't try to-dammit. Where's my phone?
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Freddy: Don't-

GET OFF OF HIM HE'S MINE
navycalamity
navycalamity
Jason: Found it. Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My dumb friend is about to get his head ripped off.
Mint: *quietly runs away*
Jason: Never mind, he's safe now. *hangs up*
Well, now he's gone. I'm afraid you scared him worse than you imagine.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
*Hugs Freddy*

Freddy: *looks blankly at DragonWarrior* ever have those people that make you want to kill yourself?
navycalamity
navycalamity
Yep. But Coby deals with 'em now. Or as I like to call him, "eighth grade".
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Freddy: Please get her off it's weird enough as it is
navycalamity
navycalamity
Not promising anything. C'mon, Luna, the neighbors are here and they want to borrow some sugar!
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
I don't have sugar I eat store bought stuff and take away plus I don't have neighbors
navycalamity
navycalamity
Darn. Okay. Marina, hand over the tomahawk.
Marina: Don't kill anyone. *hands it over*
That won't happen this time.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Try me, motherfucker, I took classes

Freddy: Somehow I think your overestimating the Kombatants
navycalamity
navycalamity
Well, I have three brothers. Now hold still or run in panic, either way will work.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
I'm not letting go!

Freddy: :(
navycalamity
navycalamity
Okay. Marina, get EVERYONE in here. They'll understand when they see what's going on.
Marina: *nods and leaves quickly*
Now...here. *puts blade between Luna and Freddy* Last chance.
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
Nue

Freddy: What are you even doing?
navycalamity
navycalamity
*laughs* You think this situation is unique, huh?
Marina: Everybody's here.
Great. Now all of you grab Luna and pull. *pushes blade down a little more*
The Snom Prince
The Snom Prince
NUUUUUEEEEE

*Crack*

Freddy: well there goes another rib at leats I don't need it
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