Pokécharms

Gamingfan

Objects don't like me and escape my grip, gravity is RNG and ghosts like to trip me.

ThAtGuY101

As you walk into the room the door slams pushing you across the room, the chair slides out to trip you ,and the wall leans in at just the right angle for you to hit your face on.

=Nightshade=

We all know that cool people don’t trip, they hi-five the floor with their face

Gamingfan

It's called appreciating nature.

ThAtGuY101

*Me walking down the up escalator*
Me: high five floor!

Schrift

Aren't you like a quadruple black belt? Like I'm 90% sure you're hands are legally considered weapons, so why don't you beat up those chairs, doors and walls and make sure their children become toothpicks and pebbles.

Also Gravity has been trying to pull your pants down since you were born.

Gamingfan

Nobody is born with pants soooo....

Schrift

HAHAHA time to prove you wrong.

ThAtGuY101

I was born in a pinstripe suit with a full head of hair combed and slicked back.

Gamingfan

You were born an accountant?

ThAtGuY101

Quadruple blackbelt huh... kinda like a 4th dan(fourth degree black belt). Usually 4th Dan's are in their late 30s, 40s or older. (The good ones atleast)

Schrift

I was born with a full head of hair, 6'2, full 6 pack

I was at peak human condition when I was born

=Nightshade=

Nah, not fourth-degree

First-degree in a blend of seven different styles

Schrift

YOU'RE HANDS ARE LITERAL WEAPONS MY GOD

I bet £50 that Night can catch bullets, blindfolded with nothing but chopsticks made from straws

Gamingfan

"Chopsticks made from straws"

Hold up-

ThAtGuY101

Anyone can catch bullets ,but can you catch a fly with chopsticks? (without crushing it)

=Nightshade=

XD

Sure I can, as long as it’s dead lmao

Schrift

I've done that before lmao, it was by accident. I was just playing around grabbing random stuff them blam fly in my chopstick

=Nightshade=

Tbh chopsticks is a skill you won’t regret learning.

It really helps you kick people’s asses in games where you have to move mnms from one bowl to another with them xd

Schrift

How do you kick someone's ass with chopsticks? Like aren't you supposed to kick with your legs...

HOLY SHIT NO WHAT HAVE I THOUGH OF, HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SIT FOR DAYZ