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I’m not surprised. My puns are considered to be on a different scale than most, so tuna in for more at a future date. As long as they don’t make you crabby, I can keep this up until I go to Davy Jones’ Locker. If you fish for me to stop, I will, of corals. (Man, I packed those puns together like sardines, huh.)
Were you angling for a chance to beat me?! I hate to burst your bubble if you are, but I’m not nearly fin-ished. I have an acquaintance who puns quite a bit and they end up drowning under my assault. You’d need something of Titanic proportions to sink me. Do you have some porpoise for defeating me? Are you planning to Seal me away so I can’t release any more of my icest puns? That would be unchill on an Arctic scale.
Well, that came out of the Blue. Honestly, you beluga out of proportions. I couldn't Bear the thought of you being Sealed away. Geez, what to you take me for, Albatross?
Nah, we were mer-made to be allies, not to exchange broadside for broadside! Sorry, *puts on pirate accent* I got a little defensive of me treasured title of Sansei, that’s all.
But how in the seven seas did we turn from frogs to pirates? Arr, it’s hurting my brain. I might accidentally start parroting puns, soon.
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