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Gamingfan
Gamingfan
Nuuuu Gaming Jr.!
I was going to adopt him you monster!
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
How dare you! Oh well, Autumn, I guess you can salvage the cub. You've been a really good fox.
Schrift
Schrift
You brought this on yourself. Now does Autumn have to die too?
Gamingfan
Gamingfan
*Sniff* I wanted to keep him.

Oh wait. *Revives fox*
Heh, godly powers. I forget.
Now I'm going to store him in my void stomach so you can't hurt him.
*Eats fox*
Don't worry Playful. He'll be safe. A little traumatized, but safe, at least physically.
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
*glances at the cannibalizing fox*
Don't make me fight you. She is the Autumn Fox, meaning she has powers.
Schrift
Schrift
*Fires gun*

This should be fun training
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.

*strained laughing*
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
*creates shield for Autumn*
I stopped. Geez. I can't be a hypocrite, since foxes eat other foxes...
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
Hey, do you want to hear a fOx pUn?
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
Why not. I must regulate these sorts of things anyway...
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
Why couldn't the fox catch the cheetah?
ThePlayfulFox
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
because the cheetah is faster duh
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
I thought you were giving a fox pun...
And no, I'm not amused. Though it was a great attempt.
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
I should stop, for FOX's sake.

asdfghj
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
I said to my doctor "I wake up thinking I'm a penguin, and by the end of the day I believe I'm an arctic fox."
He told me I was bipolar.
ThePlayfulFox
ThePlayfulFox
Ok, the last two are funny.
Sharksuitguy17
Sharksuitguy17
Yay!

Now to annoy Schrift... more crappy puns?
Sharksuitguy17
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