Pokécharms

=Nightshade=

XD

*sees friend list*
*loads shotgun*

=Nightshade=

Oopsie, the bunny was tiny, must’ve missed him. One psychotic bunny in a hoodie—check!

Schrift

My lord if you were to fire that shotgun, I would not only kill every living thing, but I'd make sure reality would collapse

Good.

Well perhaps that's what I want, schrift

Schrift

My lord don't shoot Night or I will clog the underworld with dead people

The underworld is infinite. And I live where I can hear the tortured souls

Schrift

Exactly, I will kill octillions of trillions if you kill night.

Wonderful! I thought you'd try to stop me but you're rewarding me instead

Schrift

No I'd kill everything alive, taking their fear to make me stronger so I could not only kill you but make sure you suffer in the process

That's cute. When creatures die, I grow stronger. So you'll make me more powerful as well. And yes, that means my power grow stronger by the seconds

Schrift

My lord, if you kill night then I will kill you, even if I take the world with me.

It's cute that you think I can die. But don't worry. I have no plans on killing anyone today

Gamingfan

The shotgun was for decoration I guess.

Also schrift, killing everything alive is a bit ambitious, especially since I also exist.

Schrift

But are you really alive?

Gamingfan

*Shrug*
I mean, I don't have a beating heart, or any intestines for that matter.

I guess I'm just an active husk?

Schrift

If you can't die then your not alive

Jellyfish

Schrift

They can die, just run them over I did it before. Sure it was not the legalist thing I've done but I can say I can drive.

Gamingfan

That actually wouldn't kill it. Cutting them apart won't either.