...do not ship Zeus with anyone. That's a recipe for disaster
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Killerbunny the god
=Nightshade=
Yes thank you KB. I’d rather not give Hera reason to make my head and body two separate things.
Killerbunny the god
...that's part of the reason
Gamingfan
I thought the main reason would be that Night would drown in her own vomit.
Killerbunny the god
No. The main reason is the repercussions it would have on the world. There would be genocide and I frankly wouldn't like to have a sudden surge of souls coming down here
Schrift
All that fear just gone, all those people fearing for their lives
Night please date Zeus the amount of fear that would make, actually don't. I prefer you and Gamingfan
Night please date Zeus the amount of fear that would make, actually don't. I prefer you and Gamingfan
Killerbunny the god
Gamingfan is like, 4 years older tho?
Schrift
Lucky number 4
How bad is that? Well let's see they both act the same age and I act 7 years younger so I don't know
How bad is that? Well let's see they both act the same age and I act 7 years younger so I don't know
Gamingfan
First of all, I'll help you with the souls. I was feeling peckish anyway.
Second, 3 years, as I put myself a year older, and Schrift doesn't learn.
Second, 3 years, as I put myself a year older, and Schrift doesn't learn.
Killerbunny the god
3 years older is still pretty creepy. But I guess it's better than a 3 000 year old grumpy man
Gamingfan
That's not the creepy part to me. My step-dad is ten years older than my mom.
The creepy part is that we're both underaged.
The creepy part is that we're both underaged.
Schrift
I said ship not ah fuck it.
How do you manage to mess that up gaming I didn't mean it like that. I can't keep a straight face when someone says tit mouse or blue tit
How do you manage to mess that up gaming I didn't mean it like that. I can't keep a straight face when someone says tit mouse or blue tit
Killerbunny the god
I've always found it creepier when someone is a lot older than the one they're dating. But that could be because my uncle is a pedophile
=Nightshade=
3 years older? My dad is 7 years older than my mom, don’t go telling me what’s creepy
Killerbunny the god
The older you get, the less creepy that sort of thing is. My uncle is like, 20-25 years older than his son's mother
Schrift
My dad is only a year younger 
Also 25 years is sorta of a big age gap
Also 25 years is sorta of a big age gap
Gamingfan
Love has no boundaries
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once you become 17 or so.
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once you become 17 or so.
Killerbunny the god
Yeah. And I didn't even tell you about the creepiest thing my uncle has done. And I probably won't
Gamingfan
Well don't say that, or I'll be so curious I'll probably bother you until you spill.
Killerbunny the god
How about I say it's an illegal NSFW thing?