Pokécharms

Uh, since when have I had a feud with qlovers?

Apparently I'm the 'embodiment of positivity' now which makes me your opposite? Idk tbh

It's a simple fight to the death what's so confusing?

Guess that makes me the “embodiment of cynicism.” I will kill us all with my pessimistic sarcasm.

Or will you, in 4 months I have become the insane one on pokecharms, a title I will hold until someone either out insane me or I snap and end up killing an entire universe.

Glad to know I started something, even if that something is a bloody fight to the death.

Uh... You all forget about the most sadistic and evil person here...

My lord, who could we put you in a death battle with?

All the fights would last less than 10 seconds if you're feeling merciful

Kirby with a knife

It's fitting for the bunny with a scythe

Oh, I don't really fight. I let others do the work for me. But I could erase anyone if I so pleased

*Squints*

Since when was this a death battle?

Bunny you're such a bad parent, not even protecting our daughter? See. This is why I disowned you smh.

Wait is Night you and killerbunny's child?

No, Qlovers is~

Well, she's my child. I don't recognize the long-eared one as a parent.

Didn't you say I wasn't her dad because you made her from a tea-cup that you made from my essence?

The only reason I would protect her would be because if she was damaged it would cause some minor inconveniences for me

Well... I guess that means I have no chance and I’m gonna die... such a tragedy... but no one’s gonna miss me anyways... such a pity that I have no positivity... but there’s nothing I can do about that... maybe I’ll just spare myself the horror of being killed by kindness and just—

Wow I almost got through that with a straight face XD

Don't worry night, if anyone attempts to hurt you I will horribly torture and massacre them, till the point where there body won't be identifiable.

Because of the minor inconvenience it would cause me if qlovers were to get hurt, I have to side with her

Umm... how do you massacre a single person? Is that even physically possible? I mean, I suppose you could massacre their body parts, but to massacre one person... idk, seems pretty impossible to me

I'm trying to save you from a death battle I put you in, let me have this

I would not take lightly to even the slightest inconvenience, schrift. See to it that this battle don't happen