Hey! Wishiwashi is my nickname for him! Grrr.
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ThePlayfulFox
JadeStar
It's okay I'll call him son now or my boy. 
ThePlayfulFox
What? Doesn't that sound wrong in a way?
RenzFlintrock
I couldn't save myself Playful, she's my parents now...
ThePlayfulFox
No! Not gonna fly!
RenzFlintrock
She outstubborned me! I know it sounds impossible, but it happened!
JadeStar
I spit him out as an egg 
I spit him out as an egg
ThePlayfulFox
That makes zero sense.
JadeStar
I was improvising 
RenzFlintrock
I know, I even offered to let her be my aunt instead, but she kept insisting she was my parents and I could get out of it!
ThePlayfulFox
It sounds like you tried to eat him as an egg then spit him out as his real parents came. Now you're claiming that you're his parent like some sort of villain.
JadeStar
but I am really his Mamma and Pappa! I'm trying hard but being a single mom/dad is tough
but I am really his Mamma and Pappa! I'm trying hard but being a single mom/dad is tough
ThePlayfulFox
You do realize by the laws of genetics, that is impossible.
RenzFlintrock
Go Playful! You can win this and free me from this unpleasant situation!
JadeStar
Aren't you a talking fox?
RenzFlintrock
No, she isn't a fox. Neither am I a PorygonZ...
ThePlayfulFox
And that isn't part of the discussion, but my ability to speak has nothing to do with genetics. You need two people to have children. Two. One male, one female.
JadeStar
Not if you use your imagination, which is what we are doing isn't?
RenzFlintrock
Unless you're a tr-
Nevermind. Trees cannot lay eggs
Nevermind. Trees cannot lay eggs
ThePlayfulFox
Ok, let's also discuss age. Renz is two years younger than you. Two.