Pokécharms

They've actually just been kinda normal. Like, I had a dream that I was a kid and running around having a water balloon fight. Nothing crazy. It just felt very real.

E.K.A.N.S.

I have these lucid dreams where I can’t move a thing, thinking of you in my bed~

Captain Cardboard

... What?

E.K.A.N.S.

Stuck in bed, song’s stuck in my head... ♪

Captain Cardboard

AH. I see.

*ahem*

I STILL YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM

E.K.A.N.S.

What exactly do you do to my shadows in your room?

Captain Cardboard

Uh... play Monopoly?

E.K.A.N.S.

Playing cards with shadows? Wow you’re lonely

Captain Cardboard

Haha, you know me~ *makes finger guns*

E.K.A.N.S.

Know who else plays cards with shadows? Naruto. And he's the Hokage, so I can't even talk smack.

Isn’t that right @Mr. Anime Expert?

@Captain Cardboard BARS, btw

Captain Cardboard

BARS?

E.K.A.N.S.

"Wow you're lonely"
"Haha, you know me~"

BARS.

Captain Cardboard

I... Ah... Still don't know what that means XD

E.K.A.N.S.

@Captain Cardboard …

sighs disappointedly

"I... Ah... Still don't know what that means XD"

sighs again

It means that it rhymes...

kyuukestu

Oddly enough, shadows in Naruto are actually sorta different people. There's a mini-arc in the series where they revolt because of poor working conditions.

*sigh* this is what happens when you let workers unions get too uppity

Captain Cardboard

Oh... OH! Jeez, I didn't even realize that it rhymed! I look like a real dingus rn.

E.K.A.N.S.

Kingus Kongus @Dingus Dongus Swingus Schlongus Rightus Wrongus I'veneverseensomethingsotightandwrinkledinmylife-us!

Captain Cardboard

Bingus bongus... BING BONG DING DONG

E.K.A.N.S.

If you got all those references, you are genius.

Captain Cardboard

Yeah, that's a negatory wing commander.