*a baby, radioactive, sea turtle Pokémon slightly nods at the pun while attempting to make a message out of his blocks, as some of the blocks appear to be partially covered in radioactive saliva*
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Le Marsouin
AceyPie
*I lower my finger guns and back away from the radiation a good 5 feet away before speaking* soo... Whatever you are.._
Le Marsouin
*the baby Pokémon babbles a little, as he puts his right hand in his mouth while the tentacles on his back carefully grip onto the handle of a toy sword*
AceyPie
*My expression changes to a confused look* Don't get any ideas with thing...
Le Marsouin
*the infantile Pokémon uses one of his right tentacles to grab a uranium rod safely kept in a hidden safe after slipping through the lock, as he decides to suck on the rod despite the health concerns it could possibly have with a young Pokémon*
AceyPie
*my expression is now a ‘Wtf‘ face* dude, dudette, bisexual , attack helicopter. Where. Is. Your. Trainer?
Le Marsouin
*the baby Pokémon gulps after taking out the uranium rod, as he points to a girl that is in a hazmat suit with a bottle of milk mixed with with some medicine*
AceyPie
*I turn towards the girl and shout* Hey! *I point to the turtle* You know this dude?
Le Marsouin
*the girl sighs before picking up the girl and replying* Yes, and he kinda managed to escape from his playpen. I think that I might need to consider feeding him his medicine right now since his radiation levels are off the charts.
AceyPie
*sighs of relief escape my lips*Oh alright then... do you mind If I ask how’d he end up like this?
Le Marsouin
*the girl sees the baby Pokémon trying to reach for the uranium rod before she waves a set of toy keys to get his attention* Umm... let’s just say that a few too many mutations and other things were made when he practically lived in an aquatic wasteland during a war for a few months after being born.