E.K.A.N.S? More like E.K.An’t roast anyone properly!
-
Welcome back to Pokécharms! We've recently launched a new site and upgraded forums, so there may be a few teething issues as everything settles in. Please see our Relaunch FAQs for more information.
Pokécharms
TheJustinMann
E.K.A.N.S.
You're right, I can't roast any one. I'm roasting two.
TheJustinMann
Wow. Well done. And by well done, I mean that’s the way you’ll end up once I’m finished roasting you!
E.K.A.N.S.
Oh, I've already finished roasting you. Now I'm burning you to a crisp.
Captain Cardboard
That just goes to show how bad your cooking skills are XD
E.K.A.N.S.
Captain CardBORING! 
Captain Cardboard
If there was an L in E.K.A.N.S. it would stand for LAME-O
TheJustinMann
Man, I didn’t know there were such things as negative letters! Oh wait, there isn’t!
E.K.A.N.S.
Man, I didn't know there was such a thing as a negative IQ!
TheJustinMann
Hey, you really didn’t have to tell me about your IQ. That sucks for you! (I think I know what roast is coming next)
E.K.A.N.S.
Run and hide like spies are supposed to do because you can't take the heat
TheJustinMann
You are correct about the heat. I can’t take it because I’m too cool, so the heat can’t take me. And as for hiding, I don’t need to, to kill an armless opponent.
E.K.A.N.S.
I rp. You are pee.
TheJustinMann
Nicely done. But I think I can do better... oh, wait. I already am.
Captain Cardboard
Yeah, but doing better then her isn't exactly much. Y'all are both zeroes, ya nerds!
E.K.A.N.S.
I'll roast some cardboard and start a garbage fire. Throw Justin on top to take care of the trash
Captain Cardboard
How are you going to start a fire with no opposable thumbs?
E.K.A.N.S.
I'm the ace. There's no "captain" in a deck of cards.
There's no captain on a board either. Checkmate.
There's no captain on a board either. Checkmate.
Captain Cardboard
Of course there's a captain on board! That's me, ya fool! Snakes, on the other hand, are not allowed on ships.
E.K.A.N.S.
The only board you're on is the plank