Pokécharms

BlueShades

*he teleports mid-air, falling on the floor, sicker than he's ever been before*
That's what SHE said.

SweetAndScary

*lifts up in the air then floats towards his direction*
No that's what HE said

BlueShades

*Equips a 3-starred leaf into his stick and shakes it. The room becomes blindingly white*
SHE said that HE said what SHE said.

SweetAndScary

*She shields her eyes with her paws*
And now they funniest thing you'll ever see...from really far away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUs0EGyKc

BlueShades

*he teleports away while he has the chance*
2nd person!

SweetAndScary

*She jerks around quickly and leaps towards him*
WalterTheRalts banned for saying second person

BlueShades

*he starts to meditate in his secret spot after the sickness has gone away*
srsly, you doing that now?

SweetAndScary

*Falls on her face* Oof
Keh he he what did you expect?

BlueShades

*He starts to float as the grass glows green. The grass glows in the night sky*
Not that...

SweetAndScary

*lays on ground then eats a blade of glass*
Keh he he I'm just a retard ლ( ò ᴥ ó ლ)

BlueShades

*"Hey! Get out of my grass"*
She eats grass??!!??!!??!!??!!!???

SweetAndScary

*eats mo' grass blades*
No I'm poisoning ma' self.

BlueShades

*"You have reached your destination. Get out of my grass now!*"

SweetAndScary

*Eats a flower*
I'm a cow now >:3

BlueShades

*"Get out of my grass now!"*

SweetAndScary

*chokes on flower*
You don't own this grass

BlueShades

*"Stop eating flowers!" >:-(*

SweetAndScary

*magic table appears and she flips it (╯ ò ᴥ ó ）╯︵ ┻━┻ )
Make me (╯ ò ᴥ ó ）╯

BlueShades

*"OKAY!!! IF YOU WANT ME TO!" He starts to twitch; he evilly laughs"*

SweetAndScary

*she once again eats grass just to annoy him*
DO IT