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Stat Stadium: Stat Stadium Episode 2

by The Gullible Robonyan

The Gullible Robonyan Ice vs Darkness! The Ice Blade vs. the Galactic Sword! Avery vs. Meta Knight!
Screwball: You know what's cooler than swords that slice through humans like nothing?! GOD DANG NOTHING! Bolt: Avery, Son of the Yeti. Screwball: And Meta Knight, the Knight Warrior of Dreamland! Bolt: Were here to analyze their powers, skills and weapons to see who would win a battle! Avery- Bolt: Son of the Yeti, Maron, Avery can control the power of the weather and use it against his enemies! He's also equipped with the Ice Blade, a sword made out of pure cold ice, that can never melt, and is extremely powerful. Screwball: He's also a good hand to hand combat fighter, as well! He's boxed previous winner Kevin to a stand still, killed a banshee, and froze Odin! ODIN! YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO RULES HIS OWN WORLD?!? Yeah, that guy! Bolt: Avery is not afraid to kill his foes, and even once killed his own brother to win a tournament. Avery: Bring it on, Loser! Meta Knight- Bolt: Meta Knight is a strong sword wielder, who is actually a Kirby in the inside. Screwball: WAIT! WAIT! THAT KNIGHT IS A DARK BLUE PUFFBALL?!? How?! Bolt: Nobody really knows, but my theory is that once a Kirby is old enough, he/she will have to choose a certain power up to live with, and Meta obviously chose Sword. Since Kirby, at least in canon, is only 5 years old. That's not that old in Kirby years, considering he was meant to be 2000 when he came to Pop Star. Anyways, Meta is a expert Ninja, Samurai, Knight and Flyer. Meta is Kirby's mentor, thus meaning he is a very skilled fighter as well. Meta can also fly and teleport, and is a master of- Screwball: WAIT!!! HE CAN TELEPORT! HE BETTER WIN THIS FIGHT! Bolt: stealth. He has beaten many other great fighters as well, including King Dedede, Knuckle Joe, and Galacta Knight. Meta Knight: Fight me. Bolt: Okay, were done analyzing, and join us later for the battle of these 2. Screwball: SWORDS!
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  1. The Gullible Robonyan
    The Gullible Robonyan
    By the way, why talk about Goku? Didn't he lose against Superman? >:D
    Oct 17, 2014
  2. The Gullible Robonyan
    The Gullible Robonyan
    No, Avery's brother was revived because you had to kill your opponent, and Jakob (His Brother) was revived by the referee, who is a Life Elemental. Also, Do Tepig vs. Torchic rap battle!
    Oct 17, 2014
  3. Adrian2AMBoss
    Adrian2AMBoss
    Hmm........... If you really bring up the facts, Nobody would win because Meta Knight's Power is Unlimited and If Avery killed his Own Brother, That means he doesn't care about him, just a Stupid Tournament. Anyway, Avery can't stand up to Goku!
    Oct 16, 2014