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Edgar Allen Poe-kémon: Yellow Version

by StellarWind Elsydeon

StellarWind Elsydeon What if the events of the beginning of Pokémon Yellow were written by a master of classic emo poetry?

... Read it and weep.
Once upon a morning dreary, while I stepped out, weak and weary,
Over many a cobblestone path to Oak's Laboratory's door
While I was to receive my starter, suddenly there came my rival,
And he snatched it very boldly, leaving me in shock galore,
"'Tis not possible," I muttered, "That Eevee should have been mine, 'tis true!"

Quoth the rodent, "Pika Chu."