"Hi, Yveltal!" Xerneas exclaimed to Yveltal.
"Wanna go to 'da park'?" Yveltal asked Xerneas.
"Sure!" Xerneas said in a derpy voice. So they GALLOPED to 'da park'!!!!
But there was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad guy, the most meanest, most strongest... MAGIKARP!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey you, donkey-horns and eagle-eyes!" Magikarp shouted HALF WAY ACROSS 'da park'.
Xerneas heard that and cried.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Yveltal saw that Xerneas was upset. So he GALLOPED to Magikarp and said... "YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!" Makikarp was angry and derpisly, he flew away (Heee. He doen' have wings)!
Then Xerneas thanked Yveltal then, dressed-up as pirates!!!
"Wanna go to 'da park'?" Yveltal asked Xerneas.
"Sure!" Xerneas said in a derpy voice. So they GALLOPED to 'da park'!!!!
But there was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad guy, the most meanest, most strongest... MAGIKARP!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey you, donkey-horns and eagle-eyes!" Magikarp shouted HALF WAY ACROSS 'da park'.
Xerneas heard that and cried.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Yveltal saw that Xerneas was upset. So he GALLOPED to Magikarp and said... "YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!!" Makikarp was angry and derpisly, he flew away (Heee. He doen' have wings)!
Then Xerneas thanked Yveltal then, dressed-up as pirates!!!
The End!