The Vending Machine Game!

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Link Amiibo

*Inserts saxophone

 

[OmegaCarvineplays]

Gets Lisa Simpson

Inserts Duff man.

 

[Sciencewars]

Gets a paradox
It says "This statement is false".
Puts the paradox back in

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Wheatley

*Wheatley is immune to the paradox!

*Uses Wheatley as protection against the paradox

*Keeps Wheatley- Inserts a potato

 

[skymin015]

~Gets zigzagoon~

This is the new gts, isn't it.

~inserts over 9000 kazoos~

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Mogolovania

*Inserts Steak in the Shape of Mettaton's Face

 

[skymin015]

~Gets lesser dog~

~pets~

~Insterts Mudkipz~

So I herd u liek them

 

[Seal Pup]

Gets Mudkip

Inserting deadly cash that will kill you in 1 second

 

[skymin015]

~receives deadly cash~

~explodes along with vending machine~

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Hosts funeral in vending machine's honer

Lol

*Rebuilds vending machine

*Does not give funeral-goers refund

*Inserts Gumball from the Amazing World of Gumball

 

[skymin015]

~Recives a smol loan of one million dollars~


~Inserts 99 souls~

 

[Seal Pup]

Gets souls.
Insert bomb (MACHINE GO!)

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets bomb

*Smirks

*Throws at nearest Chuck E Cheese

*Causes chain reaction that makes all Chuck E Cheese locations explode

*Loves life

*Inserts Plushtrap (from FNaF)

 

[skymin015]

*receives Plushtrap*

*wonders how that got in the vending machine*

*gets finger bitten off by Plushtrap

*inserts Alolan Exeguttor*

 

[Il Fantasma]

*gets the tears of the children

Poor children

*cries

*inserts own tears

 

[skymin015]

*recives tears*

What do I do with these...?

*inserts rare pepe*
Have some spicy memes

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets this again:

>:3

*Inserts brown puffle (from Club Penguin. Throwback Thursday! xD )

 

[LikeBombzFree]

Awww... but I would have preferred a rainbow one

Inserts pokemon burgers!

 

[Il Fantasma]

...

Is that a Miltank burger!? No thank you...

*Revives Pokemon in burger

*Sets free

Be careful, friend...

*Inserts a pillow

 

[LikeBombzFree]

Goes to bed

Inserts a snorlax with a crane.

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets a Joltik

*Inserts doge

 

[Peachy Ace]

Gets a Growlithe! "Aww, so fire!"

Inserts Pile of Growlithe poop

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets poop emoji

*Eats 'cuz it's actually supposed to be pudding

*Inserts a dalek (calling all Whovians! >w<)

 

[Peachy Ace]

Gets a Dedenea? "What the?

Reinserts Dedenea

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets one of those giant static balls from a science museum

Sick.

*Puts hand on ball

*Hair stands on end

*I blow up

*My ashes insert my still-beating heart

Long live the king

^^This is what happens when I'm overtired. xD

 

[Midnight Heart]

*gets a spider* Ahhh!

*shoves the spider back in*

 

[Peachy Ace]

Gets a Spinirak

Catches Spinarak

Inserts Spinarak Pokeball

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Pokeball

*Opens Pokeball

*the Pokemon(?)* NEEYOHOYMENOY

*Cries tears of joy

*Returns DoodleBob to his Pokeball

*Reinserts DoodleBob Pokeball

 

[Hypermode]

Out comes a giant Pikachu

In go 9,000 bongo drums

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets 9,001 casual bongos

*Makes really stupid joke

*Laughs at own joke

*Inserts Toy Bonnie hand puppet

 

[ElliePokefan073]

*Gets Bonnie hand puppet*

No FNAF Cancer for me

*reinserts Bonnie hand puppet*

 

[Riverrunner]

-gets a copy of FNAF: Sister Location-

Nopenopenopenopenopenope

-incinerates the game-

-inserts a penny like a normal* vending machine-
*okay, not really

 

[ElliePokefan073]

*Gets A Flareon*

Sup Phoenix

*Let's Phoenix go*

*Inserts Storm The Jolteon*

 

[Sciencewars]

*gets controlled shocked*

*dies*

*walks in and puts dead clone into vending machine*

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets DoodleBob again

*Inserts a salad (Make sure you pronounce that right!)

 

[ElliePokefan073]

*Gets Dog salad

*Eats it regains HP

*Inserts Annoying Dog

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Temmie

*Inserts Temmie Flakes

 

[ElliePokefan073]

*Gets Omega Flowey

Omega Flowey:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Inserts Chara Dreemur

 

[Il Fantasma]

*Gets Frisk

*Inserts Papyrus's spaghetti

 

[ElliePokefan073]

*Gets Sans

*Gets Dunked On

*Inserts Goat Moma