The Vending Machine Game!

[Sy Kage]

Flops to the floor.

"Hey, I'm alive!"

Inserts Project64.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets a Mega Lucario top IV's and shiny.
Inserts a Espurr,that knows how to play Lavender Town's music.

 

[Sy Kage]

Gets Solkrieg.

Inserts headphones. (Dubstep references from now on!)

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets a speaker.
Inserts a note saying 'Kick The Machine'

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets a radio playing Lavender Town's music.
Inserts a mysterious mega stone that I don't know from who it is.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets Mega Absol.
Inserts disaster.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets Latiasite.
Inserts Mawilite.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets hand *almost* eaten off.
Inserts THE UUUUNIIIIVEEEERRSEEE.

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets IN SPPPPAAAAAAACCCEEEE.


Inserts an unholy spawn of some strange creatures, which looks strangely huggable despite the razor sharp scales that will most likely tear you into jerky strips.

 

[Sy Kage]

Turns in to Bacon Strips... DJ Bacon Strips. I win...

Inserts 10+ Hours of _______ Dubstep.

 

[Burgundy]

Gets rainbows

Inserts a Tepig

 

[Sy Kage]

Gets Baconstein.

Inserts wind waker.

 

[Awoken]

Gets Wii U.
Inserts the slow clap simulator.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets Tepig but as a bacon.
Inserts a Snivy.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets Smugleaf.
Inserts Derpy Oshawott.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets Arceus lv 100 top IV's.
Inserts a dumb ant.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets *Shiny* Arceus Lv 100 top IVs.
Someone behind me throws a hammer at the machine.
I poke the machine. 'Machine? Are you alive?' I leave.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets Mega Mewtwo Y lv 100 Shiny top IV's and EV's.
I pick the hammer and insert it in the machine.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets Shiny Mega Mewtwo X Lv 100 Top IVs, EVs, and everything else you can imagine. And it's holding a hammer. Run, or you'll be screwed.
Shoves @LatiasMusic in the machine.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets FEAR Rattata and defeats the Shiny Mega Mewtwo X top IVs and EVs. It defeats even Arceus.
Inserts @Luxray901.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets a bag of chips.
Jumps out of machine, eating chips.
Finishes chips.
Inserts bag.

 

[NocturnalNetwork]

Gets the bag.
Throws it far away.
Inserts a coin.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets 6.2 billion dollars.
Invests it in a bank.
Inserts Absol.

 

[Burgundy]

A disaster is warned about, but is ignored.
The machine is destroyed.
Summons a new one from the alternate dimensions.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets sucked into an alternate dimension.
Has tea with Dialga.

 

[FanceeLlama]

You forgot to invite me to the tea party?! It isn't a tea party without a llama.

Inserts a Megapod.

 

[Green Dragon]

Gets Mega Metapod.
Inserts Mega Rhyperior.

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets epic.

Inserts the Legend of Megapod.

 

[Green Dragon]

Gets a comic book.
Inserts a page from that comic book.

 

[FanceeLlama]

Gets another copy of the Legend of Megapod.


Inserts note saying "I might actually draw that, Megapod has been an OC of mine for a long time."

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets the note.
Shreds the note.
Inserts XP.

 

[Awoken]

Gets XD.
Inserts Level 1 Aron.

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets Lv 100 Aggron w/Aggronite.
Shoves @Jason59707 in the machine.

 

[Jhan Garc]

*Gets Jason59707*
*Inserts Pokemon Lost Silver*
*Walks away in a slowly,non-suspicious manner*

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets Missingno.
Inserts a monkey holding a sign saying 'eat me'

 

[Jhan Garc]

*Gets a Simisage*
*Inserts old X-Transciever*

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets a watch.
Inserts San Francisco.

 

[Jhan Garc]

*Gets HTC Windows Phone*
*Inserts Blackberry Curve*

 

[voidaquariums]

Gets a strawberry.
Inserts a watermelon.

 

[Shiny Glaceon]

Gets screaming old hag.
Inserts tootsie roll monkeys who eat mud.