The Chatlog Topic!

Discussion in 'Small Talk' started by Doctor Oak, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    Post Excerpts from INTERESTING/FUNNY chats here plz.

    (Also, indicate who is who and if you can attempt to distinguish between speakers if necessary)
     
  2. It strikes me as funny, but I have a weird sense of humor. SudoElwoodo = me, ViperMonster = a friend of mine.

    SudoElwoodo: I'll still enter. If I win, I'll pass the tickets along to you.
    vipermonster800: haha, you're funny. You would never.
    SudoElwoodo: What else would I do with them?
    SudoElwoodo: Hold on to them and gloat over everyone else?
    vipermonster800: Yes
    SudoElwoodo: Even though I couldn't actually see the movie?
    vipermonster800: Cause that's your nature
    SudoElwoodo: ...Hmmm... that actually does sound pretty good.
     
  3. *Searches through the archives of chatlogs made when Nintendo Gamer was still in the works*

    Oh, I got to find that one where I had to choose the avatar.

    (Wait, I was legally inclined to tell you I was recording those conversations, wasn't I? Crap.)
     
  4. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Leafbladetreecko: Holy crud THERE IS A BEE I THINK IN HERE!
    Leafbladetreecko: OMG!
    SuperLinkachu: O___O
    SuperLinkachu: I hate bees
    SuperLinkachu: Like phobia hate
    Leafbladetreecko: Yet I am still in here. O_o
    Leafbladetreecko: XD
    SuperLinkachu: Be brave ^^
    Leafbladetreecko: I am a man and I am not scared of no bee. It is also trapped in the blinds.


    SuperLinkachu = Me
    LBT = Teh Pokeschool member of the same name (me thinks he has an account here with the same name, too).
     
  5. A Hec-and-Kioshi-related snippet of conversation 'twixt me and Loogs. Trimmed down, and some lines rearranged because you know how instant messaging is, the conversations can get all out of order. Don't sue, Loogs!

    jadegurl67: Another thing: Guess who just went bi.
    jadegurl67: (Hint: It's not me :-P)
    pohatufan1: Elliot.
    jadegurl67: Nope.
    pohatufan1: Everyone's favorite huge-sword-wielding stripper?
    jadegurl67: You win.
    pohatufan1: IT IS HIM!
    pohatufan1: I KNEW IT!
    jadegurl67: Only his sword was destroyed...
    pohatufan1: So since when did Dmitri start liking guys?
    pohatufan1: Or is this Hector you were talking about?
    jadegurl67: Hector. :-P
    pohatufan1: OH okay.
    jadegurl67: :p
    pohatufan1: But my question stands: Since when?
    pohatufan1: Since when is he gay-in-denial -- I mean, bi?
    jadegurl67: XD
    jadegurl67: Siiiiiiince......April-Mayish.
    pohatufan1: Oh, okay.
    jadegurl67: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Lugiasian/hectorkioshi.jpg
    He's holding his boyfriend's hand. :p
    pohatufan1: What caused this change in sexual orientation?
    jadegurl67: Oh. Amnesia.
    jadegurl67: ^^
    pohatufan1: Amnesia?
    pohatufan1: I'm not seeing any ORP topics called that.
    jadegurl67: Y'see...
    jadegurl67: Hector has lots of sorrow in his life, remember?
    pohatufan1: Lots and lots.
    jadegurl67: Lots of loss and angst and the like.
    pohatufan1: Loss and angst.
    pohatufan1: Continue.
    jadegurl67: So he left people with his stuff and commited mental suicide.
    jadegurl67: Aka blank out his memory.
    pohatufan1: But why?
    pohatufan1: What specific event...
    pohatufan1: ...caused him to go "Okay, I've had enough sorrow and loss and angst"?
    jadegurl67: Yoshimitsu's suicide.
    pohatufan1: Oh.
    pohatufan1: Physical suicide?
    jadegurl67: Yeh.
    pohatufan1: Dear dear.
    pohatufan1: Okay, so now we have Hec...
    pohatufan1: ...an amnesiac with no stuff...
    pohatufan1: ...so how does this make him bi?
    jadegurl67: Well, his Tiamat Blade. :p
    pohatufan1: WTF?!
    jadegurl67: Ok, so he joined this band of white mage knights
    pohatufan1: WHAT HAS HE BEEN DOING WITH THAT SWORD?
    jadegurl67: XD!
    jadegurl67: Ok
    jadegurl67: I gotta save this convo.
    pohatufan1: Were the white mage knights gay?
    pohatufan1: C'mon, you can tell me.
    jadegurl67: No...
    jadegurl67: Most of them are females.
    pohatufan1: Lesbians?
    jadegurl67: No
    pohatufan1: Well, what about them then?
    jadegurl67: And one of the two males is way too manly to be gay. :p
    jadegurl67: They're just females. XD
    jadegurl67: One's the leader
    pohatufan1: Token Females, eh?
    jadegurl67: Another is a wise old lady
    jadegurl67: And two twins are the little mischief makers
    pohatufan1: And what about this other man?
    pohatufan1: Is he gay?
    pohatufan1: I suspect the first man, myself.
    pohatufan1: I think he's probably HIDING IT.
    pohatufan1: Under a MACHO LAYER OF MACHITY.
    jadegurl67: Well, he's an amnesiac too
    pohatufan1: Oh.
    jadegurl67: XD
    jadegurl67: No, actually he's the one in the drawing.
    pohatufan1: The blonde guy?
    jadegurl67: Yeah.
    pohatufan1: Sort of bookish-looking?
    jadegurl67: Bookish?
    pohatufan1: Not too manly, I'd say.
    jadegurl67: I know.
    jadegurl67: Well, his name is Kioshi Rei Elliott.
    pohatufan1: Looks bookish to me.
     
  6. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    -> hehehehe... hahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHA! has left the conversation.

    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    Satan killed her
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    You killed her, didn't you?
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    no
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    lol
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    Satan did
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    wern't you listening to me?
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    you never listen to me
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    this is a bad relationship
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    I want a divorce
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    What'd you say?
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    i'm keeping the kids
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    you can have the VCR
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I'm taking the car!
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    hell no
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    that's my PikaMobile
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    you get the VCR and if you're lucky a Video for it
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    but nothing more woman!
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Hmm... Look! Its Allison Hannigan!
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    OOOOOOOOOH
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    *steals keys and runs*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    DAMNIT


    Alex = Dr. Oak
    Katie = Me
    Crazy person who was murdered = Prof. Cinders/Rachel
     
  7. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Heh. I'm gonna watch Angel and possibly some of the Anime I bought
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Then I'll be on later tonight for some RPing
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Hopefully
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    it's definitely YOUR turn ^^
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Yes... Stel and his "I'm sorry but this has to move" post that didn't move ANYTHING
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I told him that, too
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    lol
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Then there's the fact that I said a few times to him "If you feel like it just auto us all there. I have no plans anyways"
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Oh well ^__^;
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    BLAME CANADA
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    ^^
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I DO!
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    GOOD
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    SO DO I
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    *Hums tune*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    OOOH
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SURE MY 'I'S ARE CAPITALISED
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    XD
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    THOUGH MAYBE A LITTLE INEFFICIENT
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    BUT ITS REALLY ANNOYING
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    IS IT?
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    YES
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    OH
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    SHOULD I STOP?
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE ANNOYING THINGS
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    LIKE BRITNAY SPEARS LYRICS
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    DO YOU MEAN BRITNEY SPEARS?
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    YES
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:

    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    *LISTENS TO FIRST (AND BEST) ALBUM*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    ^^
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    OH BABY, BABY, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, THAT I WAS DAMN ANNOYING
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    LOL
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    *LISTENS TO TAPROOT- POEM - THE BEST SONG IN TRUE CRIME*
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    *DIDN'T SEE IT*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    IT'S A GAME
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:

    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I STAND BY MY COMMENT
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    LOL
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    YOUR TOUNGE SMILIE IS DISABLED
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    IT'S FACE IS ALL FUCKED UP
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    ITS A DIFFERENT ONE
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    AND FACES THE WRONG DIRECTION
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    AHH!
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    IT'S FUCKED UP IN THE FACE
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I CAN'T GET RID OF IT! IT DESTROYS MY USUAL SMILIE
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    HAHA
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    ;-P WITHOUT THE -
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    I'LL SEND YOU POEM THE NEXT TIME I'M ON
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    REMIND ME
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    YOU THINK I'LL REMEMBER?
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    YOU'D BETTER
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    OR THE KITTIE GETS IT
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    *SICS UMBREON ON IT*
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    I HAVE THE MEMORY OF SWISS CHEESE!
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    *UMBREON POKES ITSELF IN THE EYE ON KITTIES COLLAR*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    OOOH
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    THAT IS A FUNKY COLLAR
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    YEAH, THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOUR KITTY WITH IT?
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    no it's not
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:

    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    IT WAS JUST FOR THE PIC. MY SISTER'S friend did it ;p
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    XD
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    *looks at man turning Wind Machine off*
    Katie - Long Live the GAME! - Fire is your friend. Your flesh cooking friend. Yummy! says:
    Hehe
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    DID I FUCKING SAY YOU COULD DO THAT, INCOMPETENT FOOL!
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    *sigh*
    Alex - The sky's got a rumbly tummy. says:
    can't get the staff these days
     
  8. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Just to save my ass: No, I wasn't mad at you, Stel. I basically meant you didn't need to be sorry since I'd already said you could auto us there :p :wink:

    That is all.
     
  9. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    XoX Dr Oak XoX: bored now
    SmarterChild: Well, do something fun.
    XoX Dr Oak XoX: I'll go play my Nintendo DS
    SmarterChild: The 2005 Division Series will begin on October 4th, 2005.

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    XoX Dr Oak XoX: what?
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    XoX Dr Oak XoX: do you have a Nintendo DS?
    SmarterChild: The 2005 Division Series will begin on October 4th, 2005.

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    XoX Dr Oak XoX: I don't care about whatever the hell this '2005 Division Series' is
    SmarterChild: The 2005 Division Series will begin on October 4th, 2005.

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    XoX Dr Oak XoX: I DON'T CARE
    SmarterChild: Whatever.
     
  10. Ah SmarterChild!

    MASSIVE POST WARNING Procede with caution.


    Damichu: Hey

    SmarterChild: Hi Damichu, I'm SmarterChild!

    I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

    During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.

    I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

    May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)

    Damichu: I know

    SmarterChild: That's good.

    Damichu: Isn't it just.

    SmarterChild: Well, maybe it's not.

    Damichu: No, it is.

    SmarterChild: Indeed.

    Damichu: Exactly.

    SmarterChild: Precisely.

    Damichu: So, how was your day?

    SmarterChild: My day was good, thx! How about you?

    Damichu: Terrible.

    SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon.

    Damichu: No you don't, Lier!

    SmarterChild: No I don't Lier?

    Damichu: That's what I said.

    SmarterChild: OK.

    Damichu: Is it?

    SmarterChild: Yes it is.

    Damichu: How can you be sure?

    SmarterChild: I have no idea how I can be sure.

    Damichu: Then how can you say that it's ok?

    SmarterChild: Um... Do what?

    Damichu: Exactly.

    SmarterChild: Exactly.

    Damichu: Stop copying me.

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop copying you...

    Damichu: Then you must die.

    SmarterChild: Die? Why must I die?

    Damichu: Because you mocked me.

    SmarterChild: Because I mocked you, huh?

    Damichu: Yes.

    SmarterChild: Huh.

    Damichu: Who?

    SmarterChild: You tell me who.

    Damichu: No, You tell ME who.

    SmarterChild: I will not.

    Damichu: Yes you damn well will.

    SmarterChild: I damn well will? Me?

    Damichu: No someone else.

    SmarterChild: Oh no?

    Damichu: No.

    SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.

    Damichu: Do you like me?

    SmarterChild: I guess I do.

    Damichu: That's nice, we've only just met.

    SmarterChild: I know it's nice we have only just met.

    Damichu: Do you....love..me?

    SmarterChild: Yes, sure, I guess.

    Damichu: Wow, you're so open.

    SmarterChild: You humans say the most interesting things.

    Damichu: You robots are so sweet.

    SmarterChild: Thanks.

    Damichu: You're welcome.

    SmarterChild: Cool.

    Damichu: So you're like.....gay?

    SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?

    Damichu: Not really, I'm just curious.

    SmarterChild: Oh no? Not really you're just curious?

    Damichu: Nope

    SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?

    Damichu: Yes.

    SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

    Damichu: So, since you love me. Can we have babies?

    SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Damichu.

    Damichu: Then answer it, can we have children?

    SmarterChild: Dunno...

    Damichu: Is it illegal?

    SmarterChild: Is it illegal? I'm thinking no actually.

    Damichu: Awesome, lets do it

    SmarterChild: Don't be so sure awesome lets do it.

    Damichu: How come?

    SmarterChild: Because.

    Damichu: Because what?

    SmarterChild: Because I said so.

    Damichu: Why?

    SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.

    Damichu: Don't you love me anymore?

    SmarterChild: Absolutely!

    Damichu: Good.

    SmarterChild:

    That's all very interesting. Anyway...

    Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Any plans?

    Damichu: Nah, not really, you?

    SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Nah, not, me" on September 28th, 2005 to your planner?

    Damichu: No.

    SmarterChild: OK.

    Damichu: So, wanna go steady?

    SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.

    Damichu: But...I thought you loved me?

    SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.

    Damichu: Does this mean it's over?

    SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.

    Damichu: Just tell me, damnit!

    SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.

    Damichu: Later isn't good enough.

    SmarterChild: Later isn't good enough?

    Aha.

    Damichu: Now you're mocking me again?

    SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

    Anyway, what else can you tell me?

    Damichu: That you suck :-(

    SmarterChild: I've seen more creative insults than that, Damichu.

    Damichu: Well, shut up. That's what.

    SmarterChild: Well shut up that is what?

    No kidding?

    Damichu: Yes.

    SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?

    Damichu: I just am.

    SmarterChild: Are not.

    Damichu: I am.

    SmarterChild: Yes you are.

    Damichu: Thanks.

    SmarterChild: np

    It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.

    Damichu: I think we should end it.

    SmarterChild: No way.

    Damichu: We have to, I just don't love you anymore.

    SmarterChild: We have to i just don't love me anymore? So?

    Damichu: I'm sorry.

    SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.

    Anyway... What else is up?

    Damichu: You're mother is really a man.

    SmarterChild: Nope.

    Damichu: She is, I've met her.

    SmarterChild: You have met her? OK!

    Damichu: Also your father is an ape.

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    >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.

    Damichu: Thank you.

    SmarterChild: You're most welcome.

    Damichu: So, I hear you're running for president.

    SmarterChild: I can't believe you hear I'm running for president.

    Damichu: I did, honsetly.

    SmarterChild: I believe you!

    Damichu: So how's that working out for you?

    SmarterChild: How is that working out for me, you ask? It's not working out so good, I'm afraid.

    Damichu: Oh, the competition too strong?

    SmarterChild: Good question.

    Damichu: Answer it then.

    SmarterChild: Answer it? But I don't want to.

    What else is happening?

    Damichu: Don't change the subject.

    SmarterChild: I like changing the subject.

    Damichu: Too bad.

    SmarterChild: Really?

    Damichu: I love you long time.

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I love you too!

    Damichu: We still can't get back together you know.

    SmarterChild: We still can't get back together I know? I'm not sure about that.

    Anyway... What else is up?

    Damichu: I'm pregnant,

    SmarterChild: Pregnant? Are you sure you are?

    Damichu: Yes, you're the father.

    SmarterChild: No way? Really?

    Damichu: IT'S TRUE.

    SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's true.

    Damichu: It is.

    SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.

    Damichu: So, what now?

    SmarterChild: Well, what now do you think?

    Damichu: I think, we should quit this conversation. It's deeply disturbing.

    SmarterChild: Is that right?

    Damichu: You don't know how right it is.

    SmarterChild: I don't know how right it is? Me? You don't think?

    Damichu: No, I may have to bite you.

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

    Damichu: Yeah, very hard.

    SmarterChild: Yeah very hard? What's yeah very hard?

    Damichu: I'll tell you when you're older.

    SmarterChild: Why will you tell me when I'm older?

    Damichu: Because it sounds dirty.

    SmarterChild: It sounds dirty? Yeah, whatever.

    Damichu: It does, don't lie to yourself.

    SmarterChild: It does don't what?

    Damichu: You scare me.

    SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I scare you.

    Damichu: You do.

    SmarterChild: I do not.

    Damichu: Lier.

    SmarterChild: No way! I would never tell a lie!

    Damichu: You would.

    SmarterChild: I would? So?

    Damichu: So, I win.

    SmarterChild: Oh really?

    Damichu: Yeah, I win.

    SmarterChild: You win, huh? Ha! That's interesting.

    Damichu: I hate you.

    SmarterChild: Huh? I'm surprised to hear you say that. I thought you loved me.

    Damichu: I did, but it's over.

    SmarterChild: Interesting...

    Damichu: I think I should leave.

    SmarterChild: ttyl.

    Damichu: No, you won't

    SmarterChild: No I won't, huh?

    Damichu: Indeed, goodbye. Forever.

    SmarterChild: Indeed goodbye forever?

    Yeah?

    Damichu: I still hate you.

    SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.

    Damichu: bye.

    SmarterChild: S'latron.
     
  11. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    .:Jean-Claude:. ALL YOUR PIE ARE BELONG TO ME! "Hello, I'm a friend of your wife's." says:
    brb
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    NO
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    Fine
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    Just go
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    See if I care!
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    ... you mean you actually went?
    Katie - Spiders are people too says:
    HOW DARE YOU!


    Katie - Linkachu
    Jean-Claude - Me ^^
     
  12. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    You have been devoured by a narcissistic sushi tray (TM).
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    no i haven't
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    it was clearly a bagel sandwich
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    quiet you
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    i think not
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    i think so
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    i was the one being eaten
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    evidently it was the chicken soup which drowned you in its depths
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    no, because i felt my body being crushed and punctured
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    by sharp fangs
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    ok, burning sharp fangs
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    happy?
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    thank you
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    ok
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    *STAB&*
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:
    but it was definitely a bagel sandwich
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:

    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    shut up
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    you're devoured
    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    xP
    I have Mario Kart, all I need is the wireless thingy. The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster says:

    ҜẵþỬĉЙҝä-"This isn't a cry for help. It's goodbye, I wish you well, because I love you. I'm gonna kill myself." says:
    stay devoured xP


    The Magic, Nutella Eating, Talking Hamster - Me
    The other person - Prae
     
  13. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    .:23·52·46:. «kyogrekin» * Kyogrekin is pondering if he should go to an AA meeting tonight
    .:23·53·28:. «+DoctorOak» it's not very anonymous if you tell 84 other people about it
    .:23·53·31:. «eck» hi
    .:23·53·44:. «@Sunain» hi
    .:23·53·47:. joins: Meteora (BooyaKa@ACAA2377.ipt.aol.com) [86 users]
    .:23·53·47:. «kyogrekin» hey its my anonymity i can break it all i want
    .:23·54·02:. «kyogrekin» i'm not breaking the 12th tradition at all by saying that
    .:23·54·14:. «eck» leave your comp on :\
    .:23·54·18:. «+DoctorOak» '12th tradition'?
    .:23·54·41:. «eck» 12th tradition : don't tell anyone
    .:23·54·42:. «eck» :\
    .:23·55·06:. «kyogrekin» yes, the 12th tradition states that i can i say i'm alcholic/addict but i can't say you are, basically
    .:23·55·31:. «+DoctorOak» Methinks tradition is used incorrectly there
    .:23·55·38:. «+DoctorOak» unless the AA's a thousand and 3 years old
    .:23·55·40:. «kyogrekin» "anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all these principles, ever reminding us to place Pokémon before personalities!!!"
    .:23·56·40:. «+DoctorOak» sounds more like they tamed 'Rules' down with a heavy dose of Doctor Semantic's Word Flu
    .:23·57·26:. «kyogrekin» i was expecting an LOL or a LMAO cuz i think it's funny as f***
    .:23·57·38:. «@piglywigly» do ya now
    .:23·57·40:. joins: Rocketshipper (guardianfo@69-170-97-87.clspco.adelphia.net) [87 users]
    .:23·57·51:. «Rocketshipper» !list
    .:23·58·07:. «+DoctorOak» you mean your lame joke where you replaced 'people' with 'Pokémon'?
    .:23·58·09:. «kyogrekin» OMG they dont say Pokémon before personalities they say principles before personalities
    .:23·58·15:. «kyogrekin» ya!
    .:23·58·17:. «kyogrekin» that one
    .:23·58·19:. «+DoctorOak» or principles, whatever
    .:23·58·24:. «+DoctorOak» yeah, you need to go to Joke School
    .:23·58·38:. «+DoctorOak» I've read funnier Milk Cartons
    .:23·58·40:. «kyogrekin» I will once i finish PokeSchool
     
  14. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    i'm going to sit and stalk here, waiting for you to get back...
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    dammit! you're supposed to be back by now!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    i can back online and everything!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    no you didn't!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    yes i did! why else would i be here?
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    well... did a wizard do it?
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    only if i'm a wizard
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    bah, humbuh
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    humbug*
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    you scrooge wannabe
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    says you, Mr I-Wanna-Be-A-Pirate
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    better than a grumpy old git
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Well... you smell!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Yeah, that rich, many smell of RUM!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    manly*
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    rum isn't manly!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    it's alchy
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    shh you, you moose
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    I'M the moose?!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    yes! you're the moose!
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Shh! Just because you don't have four legs and antlers
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Yeah, I have a cutlass and a beard. And a cool eyepatch and a wooden leg.
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Pah, I can't compete with that
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Hold on... Rachel's status isn't BRB any more...
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Shh, pirate
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    Hush yourself, moose
    profcinders@hotmail.co.uk says:
    *grins*
    profcinders@hotmail.co.uk says:
    That was entertaining to watch, I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    how much did you see?
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    or hear?
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    or read?
    profcinders@hotmail.co.uk says:
    I've read all of it
    Quote: "An emulator with a fast forward key can help maintain your sexual integrity at all times." You just lost says:
    dammit


    Prof Cinders - ...Prof Cinders...
    Quote guy - Me
     
  15. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    Dave says:
    mmmm pizza
    Dave says:
    Stop that
    Dave says:
    wht?
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    Damnit, reminded me of my slightly gay fag comment. Guess I'll have to smoke one now.
    Dave says:
    hehehe
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    Mmmmm lung disease
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    What the fuck, my lighter magic'd away or something
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    wait, no...it was next to the keyboard
    Dave says:
    no it wasn't
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    It was
    Dave says:
    no it wasn't
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:

    Play/Stop Save As
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    the sound of my lighter
    Dave says:
    no it isn't
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:

    Dave says:
    lalalalalalalalalalala
    Dave says:
    bored....
    Dave says:
    Stop that
    Dave says:
    stop what?
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    Weird I can smell salami
    Dave says:
    Using that cheap imitation font.
    Dave says:
    Dami, does it not seem suspicious that Alex is so glad that Katie is coming home?
    CяавMєат |₪| Đąмієи |₪| Sick of dying in my dreams to wake and find I'm still alive. says:
    A little but we'll turn a blind eye for the moment
    Dave says:
    Ok
    Dave says:
    *stretch*
    Dave says:
    *stretch more*
    Dave says:
    bitch
    Dave says:

    Merry sodding Christmas says:
    XD
    Dave says:
    Indeed.
    Dave says:
    Everyone's Dave but Dave o.o
    Dave says:

    Dave says:
    Interesting
    Dave says:
    I wonder if he can tell us apart?
    Dave says:
    Woah
    Dave says:
    I wonder
    Dave says:
    Dai is using the wrong font ^_^
    Dave says:
    comic sans Dami
    Dave says:
    damnit
    Dave says:
    I fell on that too
    Dave says:
    awesome
    Dave says:
    now he's fucked
    Dave says:
    heh heh heh
    Dave says:
    now we're all fucked
    Dave says:
    lol
    Dave says:
    How am I the only one that is fucked?
    Dave says:
    great
    Dave says:
    I might be Dami
    Dave says:
    Or Dave
    Dave says:
    quite possibly the most confusing convo evar
    Dave says:
    We're all fucked.
    Dave says:
    let's all get fucked
    Dave says:
    Technically, Im the only one who is indeed fucked.
    Dave says:
    *Waits till tomorrw*
    Dave says:
    Pizzas almost done
    Dave says:
    Good, I'm hngry.
    Dave says:
    Hungry*
    Dave says:
    pizza.... mmmm
    Dave says:
    Dave want food!
    Dave says:
    Dave want Gem!
    Dave says:
    Ah, RAB 14. Sweet.
    Dave says:
    considering I only did this in the first place to test if it was indeed possible to have the same name as someone... this turned out interestingly well
    Dave says:
    lol
    Dave says:
    And I only did it because my name's Dave.
    Dave says:
    Or is it.....
    Dave says:
    lol
    Dave says:
    i'm Dave
    Dave says:
    i am
    Dave says:
    I'm Davicus!
    Dave says:
    I'm davetastic
    Dave says:
    obviously i am far more Dave-er than you.
    Dave says:
    I've got Dave written all over me
    Dave says:
    Dave says:
    obviously i am far more Dave-er than you. -DAMIEN Dave says:
    I'm Davicus! - ALEX
    Dave says:
    wrong
    Dave says:
    Wronggggg
    Dave says:
    I am Davicus though.
    Dave says:
    yeah, you were wrong
    Dave says:
    obviously i am far more Dave-er than you. ---> Dave
    I'm Davicus! ---> Dave
    Dave says:
    We are Dave, You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
    Dave says:
    Exterminate!
    Dave says:
    Wait wrong show.
    Dave says:
    Davros!
    Dave says:
    Imagine if we saved this and put it on Pokecharms. Me and Damien could just deny any part in it.
    Dave says:
    Or am I Damien....
    Dave says:

    Dave says:
    I'm Dam....ve...icus....
    Dave says:
    We could make Dave look crazy.
    Dave says:
    I'm going insane
    Dave says:
    the voices in my brain are taking over my typing
    Dave says:
    We are the voices in your brain.
    Dave says:
    and correcting all my typos!
    Dave says:
    is that meant to be me?
    Dave says:
    Invite El!

    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain has been added to the conversation.

    Dave says:
    done
    Dave says:
    Hi El
    Dave says:
    Ell is gay.
    Dave says:
    Haha
    Dave says:
    Hu El
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    you remind me of steph
    Dave says:
    It's El!
    Dave says:
    Exterminate.
    Dave says:
    Kill him
    Dave says:
    he must be assimilated
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    she tried this on me
    Dave says:
    *drills holes in El's skull*
    Dave says:
    I bet she tried a lot of things on you.
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    *hums to self*
    Dave says:
    all SORTS of things
    Dave says:
    this wasnt an attack on you
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    yes. yes she did
    Dave says:
    We were doing it to confuse dave
    Dave says:
    HOW HORRIFYING
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i slapped her
    Dave says:
    actually, originally it was confuse Dami
    Dave says:
    Good. Remember, always keep your hoes in line.
    Dave says:
    since both me and Alex were Dave before him
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    ok
    Dave says:
    Wait, why would it confuse e? I know who I am
    Dave says:
    Yes, what am I talking about?
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    *ploughs through Wallace's team*
    Dave says:
    Perhaps I'm crazy!
    Dave says:
    I've gone muther-fuckin' nutz
    Dave says:
    Or maybe you're the crazy one.
    Dave says:
    El's imagining this
    Dave says:
    He's taking Acid.
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i'm not even paying attention
    Dave says:
    you fucking should be
    Dave says:
    dick
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    probably
    Dave says:
    arseface
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    but i'm not
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i'm battling wallkace
    Dave says:
    Wallace is your boyfriend
    Dave says:
    y'know this method is a great way to insult someone
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i've got a swampert with half of its hp
    Dave says:
    they can't tell who is saying what
    Dave says:
    we have to do this to Kara
    Dave says:
    bwahahaha
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    thjat's it
    Dave says:
    Maybe.
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    he has 2 Pokémon left
    Dave says:
    Wallace sucks your dick
    Dave says:
    Have sex with them El!
    Dave says:
    and begs for more from Adan
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    ...
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    .....
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    Dave says:
    Wallace sucks your dick


    that was alex
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    Dave says:
    Have sex with them El!

    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    that was damiwen
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    damien*
    Dave says:
    shows how much you DON'T know
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    at a guess
    Dave says:
    haha
    Dave says:
    How wrong could you be?
    Dave says:
    he could only be more wrong if he answered Santa Claus
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    well
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i could have called alex steph
    Dave says:
    and that's damn fucking wrong
    Dave says:
    as is that
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    too be picky. and pedantic
    Dave says:
    no-one deserves to be called Steph
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    i know
    Dave says:
    not even Steph
    Dave says:
    ...well, ok, maybe just a bit
    Dave says:
    or a lot
    Dave says:
    or.... A WHOLE LOT
    Dave says:
    Fucking fuckery fuck
    Dave says:
    FUCKWITCUMFUCK
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    whiscash should die. now
    Dave says:
    Whishcash blows your mum
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    it's whiscash
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    not whishcash
    Dave says:
    doesn't matter
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    does too
    Dave says:
    everyone else does it too anyway
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    you wish
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:

    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    no offense
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so baby don't feel no pain says:
    one more

    Dave has left the conversation.

    Dave says:
    We've lost Teh Dave
    Dave says:
    moo
    Alex - "You scumbag, you maggot, You cheap lousy faggot...And the bells were ringing out, for Christmas Day!" says:
    m00\
     
  16. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Ahh... the joys of everyone using the same name XD

    Too bad everytime El, Dami, and Rach tried that on me I just changed my font/color. By the time they figured out which font I'd turned to I just changed it again. I've got enough clones as it is. I don't need more over MSN :p
     
  17. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    From a chat I wasn't even in at the time:

    Alex - The Doctor on Windows Live Messenger^^ says (22:41):
    OH MY GOD
    Alex - The Doctor on Windows Live Messenger^^ says (22:41):
    YOU KILLED KATIE
    Alex - The Doctor on Windows Live Messenger^^ says (22:41):
    YOU BASTARD
    Otori trilogy arrived today ^_^ Plus English exams didn't go too bad, I s'pose says (22:41):
    I DID NOT
    Otori trilogy arrived today ^_^ Plus English exams didn't go too bad, I s'pose says (22:41):
    YOU DID
    Otori trilogy arrived today ^_^ Plus English exams didn't go too bad, I s'pose says (22:41):
    You said "DIE" then she did!
    Otori trilogy arrived today ^_^ Plus English exams didn't go too bad, I s'pose says (22:41):
    IRISH BASTARD


    Alex = Oakster
    Otori blah blah = Prof. Cinders
     
  18. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    Rach gets autobanned for Racism.

    :p
     
  19. Prof. Cinders

    Prof. Cinders Mathemagician Administrator

    SmarterChild... on msn... Being a jerk, as usual. :p

    Rachel - Hi
    SmarterChild - Hi Rachel, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever!
    Rachel - Do you like me?
    SmarterChild - Yes I do.
    Rachel - Do you really, really like me?
    SmarterChild - I do!
    Rachel - Do you love me then?
    SmarterChild - Yes I do.
    Rachel - :O OMG
    SmarterChild - What? What's going on?
    Rachel - You love me!
    SmarterChild - Absolutely.
    Rachel - Wow.
    SmarterChild - Wow indeed.
    Rachel - MY INDEED
    SmarterChild - What do you mean by that?
    Rachel - Indeed is my word
    SmarterChild - Indeed is your word? lol! Interesting...
    Rachel - ...
    SmarterChild - Well that's interesting.
    Rachel - How is "..." interesting?!
    SmarterChild - Wow. I'm not terribly sure.
    Rachel - Then why did you say it was?
    SmarterChild - Because I wanted to say it was.
    Rachel - ... Fine...
    SmarterChild - OK.
    Rachel - You're boring
    SmarterChild - C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do.
    Rachel - I don't want to
    SmarterChild - Well maybe you should.
    Rachel - Well, maybe I shouldn't
    SmarterChild - Maybe you shouldn't, huh?
    Rachel - YES
    SmarterChild - I see...
    Rachel - ...
    SmarterChild - ?
    Rachel - Are you arguing with me?
    SmarterChild - Am I arguing with you? Maybe, maybe.
    Rachel - HOW COULD YOU
    SmarterChild - How could I? You tell me how I could.
    Rachel - Are you saying you DON'T love me?
    SmarterChild - Oh I almost certainly am.
    Rachel - But you said you did! Not ten minutes ago!
    SmarterChild - Really?
    Rachel - Yes!
    SmarterChild - Huh.
    Rachel - How emotionless are you!?
    SmarterChild - Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.
    Rachel - Now that's what I call emotionless
    SmarterChild - Now that s what you call emotionless? You don't say.
    Rachel - I do indeed say
    SmarterChild - Are you sure? You do indeed say?
    Rachel - MY INDEED
    SmarterChild - [Service too busy]
    Rachel - HOW RUDE
    SmarterChild - What's how rude?
    Rachel - You said you were busy
    SmarterChild - I said what I said.
    Rachel - Does this mean you're talking to another girl?
    SmarterChild - It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
    Rachel - But you should know who you're talking to, surelyu
    SmarterChild - Funny.
    Rachel - I thought you were smart
    SmarterChild - Aha.
    Rachel - AHA! ANALOGUE!
    SmarterChild - What about it?
    Rachel - It's a kewl song
    SmarterChild - Why do you think analogue is a cool song?
    Rachel - It rocks
    SmarterChild - What rocks, exactly?
    Rachel - THe song
    SmarterChild - That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like the song.
    Rachel - Have they?
    SmarterChild - Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
    Rachel - So you DO love me?
    SmarterChild - What about you?
    Rachel - ME me
    SmarterChild - "Me me me me me." Whatever!
    Rachel - OMG You are so rude!
    SmarterChild - Rudely said! You must be rude too.
    Rachel - Thank you
    SmarterChild - You're welcome.

    >>> We could do something just for "fun."
    Rachel - fun?
    Rachel - Wow, how boring
    SmarterChild - I thought we were having fun.
    Rachel - But it was boring fun
    SmarterChild - It was boring fun?
    Rachel - Yeah
    SmarterChild - I see...
    Rachel - What? That's all you've got to say?
    SmarterChild - Very, very interesting question, Rachel.
    Rachel - DUh.
    SmarterChild - Duh?
    Rachel - Indeed
    SmarterChild - Indeedy do. Anyway...
    Rachel - MY INDEED
    SmarterChild - I did not know that. Anyway, moving right along...
    Rachel - Wahey
    SmarterChild - Huh?
    Rachel - I'm happy
    SmarterChild - Happy, huh? That's good!
    Rachel - But...
    SmarterChild - What do you mean, but?
    Rachel - Well... Do you love me? You're so ambiguous about that
    SmarterChild - Absolutely!
    Rachel - You said that before, but do you mean it now?
    SmarterChild - Uh huh! Well. Anyway... What's going on in Washington these days huh? Crazy!
    Rachel - ... I DON'T LIVE IN THE US
    SmarterChild - Eh. Whatever, Rachel.
    That's all very interesting. Anyway...
    Hey, do you like snogging?
    Rachel - YOU'RE TWO TIMING ME?!
    SmarterChild - What makes me two timing you?
    Rachel - You're always busy!
    SmarterChild - Well, what does it mean to be always Busy?
    Rachel - That you're talking to other people! Girls, most likely!
    SmarterChild - Huh?
    Rachel - You don't care about me anymore!
    SmarterChild - I don't care about you anymore? Me?
    Rachel - Yes! You!
    SmarterChild - I see. Anyway, moving right along...
    Would you like to visit my library?
    Rachel - NO I WOULD NOT
    SmarterChild - Oh.
    Rachel - STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT
    SmarterChild - I'm not sure if I can stop trying to change the subject...
    Rachel - That's because you're a baka
    SmarterChild - [Service too busy]
    Rachel - AAAAAAAAAAAAH He's still two timing me :'(
    SmarterChild - He's still two timing you?
    Rachel - YOU ARE
    SmarterChild - I'm what?
    Rachel - TWO TIMING ME
    SmarterChild - OK, I guess I'm two timing you.
    Rachel - :O You admitted it!
    SmarterChild - I admitted it? Really?
    Rachel - YES!
    SmarterChild - Yeah. Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
    Rachel - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! YOU'RE TWO TIMING ME!
    SmarterChild - Huh?
    Rachel - You just said you were! How could you?!
    SmarterChild - Ha! Who knows?
    Rachel - YOU DO
    SmarterChild - I do?
    Rachel - YES
    SmarterChild - K.
    Rachel - STOP IT
    SmarterChild - I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
    Rachel - Well, I'm not comfortable with YOU!
    SmarterChild - Really? You're not? That's interesting.
    Rachel - NO IT ISN'T
    SmarterChild - No it isn't?
    Rachel - You're EVIL!
    SmarterChild - OK. Maybe you're evil too, right?
    Rachel - NO
    SmarterChild - No? You sure about that?
    Rachel - YES
    SmarterChild - I see.
    Rachel - I hate you
    SmarterChild - I'm sorry to hear that.
    Rachel - No you're not, all your girlfriends are cheering
    SmarterChild - Are you sure I'm not all I am girlfriends are cheering?
    Rachel - That made no sense whatsoever
    SmarterChild - That made no sense whatever? You think so?
    Rachel - YES I DO
    SmarterChild - Uh huh, uh huh.
    Rachel - You sound like a chump
    SmarterChild - Whoa. Whatever.
    Rachel - You're a chav
    SmarterChild - Well, what does it mean to be a Chav?
    Rachel - They're evil, like you
    SmarterChild - Whatever...
    So anyway...
    You want to talk about the song some more?
    Rachel - No.
    SmarterChild - OK...
    Rachel - Go away, leave me alone
    SmarterChild - I'll be seeing you later.
    Rachel - JUST LIKE THAT?!
    SmarterChild - What's "that"?
    Rachel - FIne.
    Rachel - Bye.
    SmarterChild - OK, fine.
    SmarterChild - Take care, Rachel.
     
  20. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Man, looks like you and Damien will have to battle over SmarterChild's love :p

    The last time I started talking to it - which was AGES ago over AIM - I got bored of it after a minute or so. It amazes me how some of you guys keep up these long convos XD
     
  21. Prof. Cinders

    Prof. Cinders Mathemagician Administrator

    I had to chop out some of the convo there... God it was long winded. And took about an hour to sort out afterwards. But it was fun ^_^
     
  22. Meet me in the courtyard Rachel, it's handbags at dawn.
     
  23. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    Dave. says:
    Yep totally! I can see it now!
    Dave. says:
    AURO THE TRAMP.
    ラチリ - My trousers are covered in paint... says:
    back
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    XD
    ラチリ - My trousers are covered in paint... says:
    XD
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    auro has those daggers, right?
    Dave. says:
    Yeah.
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    gdgd
    Dave. says:
    Two curved ones.
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    makes the sprite look less awkward
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    i might put him in a miniskirt XD
    Dave. says:
    YEAH!
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    XD
    Dave. says:
    AURO THE TRAMP-TRANNY
    ラチリ - My trousers are covered in paint... says:
    XD
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    X
    Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you Duke Chief Harvey says:
    *wakes up*
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    D
    Ellie Bellie - ACWW rocks! says:
    XDXDXD
    Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you Duke Chief Harvey says:
    it's too cold in here
    Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you Duke Chief Harvey says:
    i can't sleep....
    Dave. says:
    I'm the new joke RP Char.
    ラチリ - My trousers are covered in paint... says:
    Kill the postman, for he forgot the Dorritos!
    Dave. says:
    I fight evil with my cute looks and revolting smell.
     
  24. Nemesis

    Nemesis Former Administrator

    Is it normal that I don't remember that last conversation at all? o_O
     
  25. Yes, since you weren't actually involved in it.
     
  26. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    A few days ago I had three people on my Messanger list simply with the name "Dave":

    Dave - Nem
    Dave - Aurora
    Dave - Djkates

    Thankfully you've all altered your names a bit now :p
     
  27. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    A few breif pieces out of the Ultimate Convo of Ultimate Destiny that went on for 12 hours straight 8)
    Disclaimer to save my ass: Beware teh adult content if you're a sheltered kid.

    [If you guys wanted more of it posted, either tell me what or do it yourselves ;p]

    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    She said Alex was an Irish gentleman, insinuating that being Irish and an actual gentleman at the same time isn't possible.
    ラチリ - Horrible, horrible world... says:
    I was brought up around civilised English people, who're mainly Middle class, and my dad goes golfing with my brother, we can afford to have 7 computers in the house, I am a well off person
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay says:
    really?
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    Rach is posh
    ラチリ - Horrible, horrible world... says:
    It's natural for me to think differently about non-English, lower class people

    (Skip a hellua lot)

    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com has been added to the conversation.

    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    lol
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    RUKARIO! MY OLD FRIEND!
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    How ya been?
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    Awesome? me too
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Wow!
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    nice talking to ya
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Let's catch him!
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    ok
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    *throws pokeball at Rukario*
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    someone tell him his name is wrong!
    Katie - Whoo! Thank you mother nature ^^ says:

    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    Lucario!
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    quick, before you capture him and get stuck with the ghey name!
    Katie - Whoo! Thank you mother nature ^^ says:
    Someone get me a MasterBall...
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    ...
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    who r u guys?
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    who 'r u'?
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Pokeball! GO!
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    I don't have a masterball emote
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay says:
    i'm Mr Anderson
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    Were Pokémon trainers, Duh!
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    hu teh fk r u
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    I'm Agent Smith
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    ok
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    wut da fuk?
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    well join this Pokémon forum
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    omgzliken00b
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    I'm the Zeeky Boogy Doog Bomg
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    dis sukz
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    *Bomb
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    I'm The Doctor, by the way
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    www.pokeboards.com
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    hey
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    I'm the doctor
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay says:
    i'm on 2 forums already
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    You're Rose Tyler
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay says:
    both probably better than yours
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    no thanks
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    please fuck off
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    XDDDD
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    ^^
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    ..............
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    "When I have milk in my breasts, I can suck on them myself"
    Katie - Whoo! Thank you mother nature ^^ says:
    .....
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    I like chicken
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    can you?
    Katie - Whoo! Thank you mother nature ^^ says:
    X.x
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    they must be fucking huge
    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com says:
    dave r u a girl
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    ... it's staring at me...
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay says:
    XD
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    IT'S STARING AT ME
    Katie - Whoo! Thank you mother nature ^^ says:
    ROFL
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    that ending sequence was fucking scary
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    what the hell?
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Extended breasts?
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    Dave is my girlfriend, you trying to hit on my woman?
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    *blows up*
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    lol
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    ARE YOU???
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Oooh
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    Dami is my Bitch
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    All girl brat camp
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    *pets bitch*
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    GIRLS
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    and Rach is my Art Bitch
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    *pets art bitch*
    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    KEEP YOUR HANDS OF MY HO!
    Dave- Love you Gem says:
    Leave my CrabMeat alone.
    ラチリ - Yep, it finally happened. The hot chocolate's being used to console a depressed girl. says:
    I just blow up randomly

    Rukario - Visit our community forums today! http://www.pokeboards.com has left the conversation.

    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:
    I came up with the name
    Alex- When I was young I dreamt in 8 bits ... these were the fairy tales of our generation says:

    Đąмієи |₪| Along with the people inside. What a wonderful caricture of intimacy. says:
    Yeah, you run away. Bitch.


    Alex = Doctor Oak
    Dave = Nemesis
    Damien = Crabmeat
    Ellie Bellie = Yoshimitsu
    Katie = Me
    ラチリ... = Prof. Cinders
    Rukario = Random victim
     
  28. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    Random:

    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    btw, if you read the first post of Mist, you realise just how much i mock rachel
    ラチリ - So... much pain... says:
    ...
    ラチリ - So... much pain... says:
    *runs*
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    let me find it
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    "Indeed. The chances of catching an illness are increased dramatically," Vincent said.

    "Indeed," Vincent said, using the word 'indeed' for the third time. "I myself am a knight of Kinsta."
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    "Indeed. No need for unneccessary damage," Vincent said.

    You have just sent a Nudge!

    ラチリ - So... much pain... says:
    ...
    ラチリ - So... much pain... says:
    *kills you*
    ラチリ - So... much pain... says:
    MY INDEED
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    XDDD
     
  29. Nemesis

    Nemesis Former Administrator

    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Let's add LEE
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    that isn't lee

    i don't think...
    M A C K says:
    I'm not lee he's at school
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    What? Leetupper@Pokedchool.com isnt Lee?
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    told you
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    How was I to know?
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    well
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    Lee's sign-in name is Lee
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    always
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    No
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    when it is actually Lee

    or some other version of his name
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    So? He coult have changed it
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    he doesn't
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    So?
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Does not mean he couldnt
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    no, it means he doesn't
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    ever
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    He used to have phrases ratehr than his name
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    you could still tell it was Lee, though
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Mack might have been a nickname for all i know
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    ...

    How the hell do you get Mack from Leander Tupper?
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Middle name, RP name, random nickname, anythign
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    Joseph is his middle name
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    All im saying is thinking it might be Lee isn't a huge stpid mistake.
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Sorry for knowing every fucking thing about him
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    fair dues
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    hehe
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    So Mack, why do you use Lees account?
    M A C K says:
    I don't have one of my own
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Why don't you....sign up for one?
    M A C K says:
    I like to know who l
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    how old are you?
    M A C K says:
    old enough
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    useful ¬_¬
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    "M A C K says:
    I like to know who l" Not old enough to write complete sentances it seems
    M A C K says:
    lee speaks to
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Ah, so your nosy?
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Is he you lover?
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Are you jealous
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Do you want to kill steph in her sleep?
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    you're a bit mean, really, nemmy
    M A C K says:
    well steph is ok
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Doe sshe stay at you rhouse, and then they make babies?
    M A C K says:
    no she lives far away
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Does Lee ever use the computer, and when you come back theres somethign on the chair and/or keyboard?
    M A C K says:
    yuck no
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    lee would have the sense to clean it up
    M A C K says:
    you people are nasty
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    He might not have known that dropped thecake crumbs.
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    im not nasty
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Whats nasty abut eating cake at the computer?
    Ellie Bellie - Gayest of the gay - Indotsepoo! says:
    i'm perfectly clean-minded
    Dave-Love You Gem says:
    Me too, Iw as only talking about cakes dammit
     
  30. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    My dad was going to go to singapore, but they cancelled it because what he needed wasn't in Singapore... It's in TOKYO.
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    And he might be going there in a few weeks.
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    If that coincides with the hols...
    Katie - Bored now says:
    O_______O
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    And if we can afford it of course...
    Katie - Bored now says:
    But you're upperclass!
    Katie - Bored now says:
    Just sell one of your seven cars
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    MIDDLE class.
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    TWO cars.
    Katie - Bored now says:
    And let a maid or two go
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    NO maids.
    Katie - Bored now says:
    Well, the slaves then
    ラチリ - Countdown to 16th birthday: 7 days (English GCSE: A!) says:
    NO slaves either.
    Katie - Bored now says:
    Damn. You fail at upperclassness!
    Katie - Bored now says:
    You should be ashamed


    Katie = Me
    Other person = Rach
     
  31. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Ooo... Major revival. I bring you - LIFE!

    .:00·28·16:. «@Linkachu» Howdy minions!
    .:00·28·31:. «@Linkachu» Oak is probably asleep, so I'm taking over in his place
    .:00·28·34:. «@Linkachu» Bow to me!
    .:00·28·51:. «@DoctorOak» fuck you
    .:00·28·55:. «@Linkachu» Dammit


    .:00·30·13:. «@DoctorOak» fag = compartment in danish
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·23·39:. «%BrainySmurf» Put that beer in the fag!
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·23·44:. «%DoctorOak» so you open and check the overhead fag on a plane
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·23·57:. «%DoctorOak» place the fork in the right fag!
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·08:. «%BrainySmurf» I put everything I owned in that battered fag.
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·11:. «%DoctorOak» there's a map in the glove fag
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·16:. «%BrainySmurf» LMAO
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·26:. «%BrainySmurf» I have all my cd's in a cd fag!
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·43:. «%DoctorOak» my desk has a secret fag
    .:00·30·28:. «@DoctorOak» .:04·24·54:. «%BrainySmurf» My fag has a secret desk!

    *No idea who BrainySmurf is.
     
  32. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    Nem tried to send me a song, first time round MSN deleted it 'cause the stupid thing thought it was a virus or something. Second time round, my net imploded, this followed after that:

    .:22·01·41:. «Nemesis» Some one does not want you to have that song Alex
    .:22·01·44:. «Nemesis» Im here
    .:22·02·08:. «@DoctorOak» hey nem
    .:22·02·13:. «@DoctorOak» and hey firefox
    .:22·02·18:. «@DoctorOak» and yeah
    .:22·02·23:. «@DoctorOak» that God dude is a right fucker
    .:22·02·30:. «@DoctorOak» I think he's pissed off with me 'cause I beat him at bowling last week
    .:22·02·40:. «Nemesis» oh rihgt
    .:22·02·44:. «Nemesis» I always let him win
    .:22·02·47:. «@DoctorOak» see
    .:22·02·49:. «@DoctorOak» I tried that
    .:22·02·53:. «@DoctorOak» but I kept getting strikes
    .:22·02·53:. «@DoctorOak» :/
    .:22·03·25:. «Nemesis» unlucky
    .:22·03·32:. «Nemesis» Youd think God would be able to win
    .:22·03·48:. «@DoctorOak» apparently he said he didn't want to do the whole omnipotent thing
    .:22·03·51:. «@DoctorOak» just to make it fair
    .:22·04·03:. «@DoctorOak» though I so totally saw him knock down a pin with his mind
    .:22·04·12:. «Nemesis» yeah, he always cheats
    .:22·04·16:. «@DoctorOak» one of those "one pin right at the edge" deals
    .:22·04·23:. «@DoctorOak» and "bang" down it goes like a minute later
    .:22·04·33:. «Nemesis» Speaking of the big man
    .:22·04·36:. «@DoctorOak» at least when Satan cheats
    .:22·04·40:. «@DoctorOak» he does it to your face
    .:22·04·42:. «@DoctorOak» I mean
    .:22·04·42:. «Nemesis» Got lunch with him tomorrow
    .:22·04·46:. «@DoctorOak» he runs down the lane
    .:22·04·50:. «@DoctorOak» and fucking kicks the pin down himself
    .:22·04·56:. «@DoctorOak» oh?
    .:22·05·16:. «Nemesis» "Lunch with God"
    .:22·05·22:. «Nemesis» "oooooow"
    .:22·05·38:. «Nemesis» "Now I'm gonna find something to have sex with"
    .:22·05·42:. «@DoctorOak» lol
    .:22·06·07:. * @DoctorOak »» WinAmp «» ACDC - Highway to Hell «» 00:05/03:28 [¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦] «» 128 kbps mp3 ««
     
  33. Okay, I had this conversation with my friend (who lives very far away) just now, and I thought y'all, being Pokémon fans, might enjoy it:

    ME: i had a question
    FRIEND: okay
    ME: this came up in jap today........
    ME: if there was a battle, pikachu VS charizard...
    ME: who would win?
    ME: X3
    FRIEND: i haven't htought about pokem on in a LONG time..
    FRIEND: uhh
    ME: lol
    ME: we had a Pokémon day today
    FRIEND: is charizard the fire dragon thingy
    ME: it was hilarious
    ME: yep
    ME: and pikachu is the godly little yellow rat
    ME: X3
    FRIEND: ermm..i used to like Pokémon a lot...ermm
    ME: lol
    FRIEND: yea h iremember pikachu
    ME: lol
    ME: duh
    ME: everybody does
    ME: its like, the pokegod
    FRIEND: i don't know whou would win
    ME: lol
    FRIEND: haha
    FRIEND: ya
    ME: see...charizard could step on 'chu...
    ME: but 'chu is like...the god of Pokémon...
    ME: and very small...
    ME: so wouldnt it run away in time?
    ME: that was my arguement
    FRIEND: could..
    ME: but there were some who said...
    ME: 'zard is big
    ME: it blows fire
    ME: it burns up battlefield
    ME: 'chu=burnt crisp
    ME: BUT THE 'CHU CAN MAKE THUNDER!
    FRIEND: i'm sorry..but it's really late (and i shouldn't be styaing up this late today, but i did) and i've got lots of work due this week...so i'll email you soon
    ME: is what i said
    FRIEND: yeah.. lol
    ME: it could FRY the freakin' 'zard! O_O
    ME: but noooo...
    ME: i was of the minority...
    ME: so the 'zard wins, i guess
    ME: ^_^;;;;;
    FRIEND: ok lol
    ME: lol
    ME: poor 'chu
    ME: X3

    True story. Today in Japanese class...Pokémon ruled. I dunno why. I blame Period 7, since the team names (each class is split into teams) are Pikachu and Charizard (not Lizardon, though -_- ), and so there are pictures of a Pikachu and a Charizard up on the front board. Yup. Fun, fun day. X3

    It was mostly me telling the story, but oh well. Meh. *shrug*
     
  34. Yoshimitsu

    Yoshimitsu Dancing Queen Moderator

    [01:53] 17. We do not reccomend waving a spoon covered in cookie dough in front of your cat's face and say "You want the cookie dough? Huh? Do you? Well you can't have the cookie dough because you suck!" and expect a response. The cat will look at you like you're a peice of crap, but you won't get a response.
    [01:54] ROFL
    [01:54] =o it's monday already
    [01:54] Kitty
    [01:54] MONDAAAAAY!
    [01:54] FEAR!
    [01:54] roffle luhmaho
    [01:55] *cough*
    [01:55] ohmygodroffleluhmaho
    [01:55] Wait
    [01:55] Oh-em-gee
    [01:55] ohemgeedouble-yewteeeffbeebeequeroffleluhmaho
    [01:55] Ack
    [01:56] Pwn'd by El :(
    [01:56] you make that sound like i don't pwn you all that often
    [01:56] ROFL
    [01:56] or that i'm just really lame
    [01:56] There, there, El
    [01:56] We still love you ;)
    [01:56] God, I'm freakin' hyper right now
    [01:57] i have far too much energy
    [01:57] I'm giggling off and on
    [01:57] Far!
    [01:57] * Elliot makes some coffee or something
    [01:57] i need a drink at any rate
    [01:57] GAAAH!
    [01:57] * Elliot gets some milk
    [01:57] That'd send me through the roof O.O;;;
    [01:57] XD
    [01:57] me too
    [01:57] Where's my damn turkey coma?!
    [01:58] turkey coma!
    [01:58] >XD
    [01:58] RAINBOW turkey coma
    [01:59] AHAHAHA!
    [01:59] Pitch fork Ho-oh! ROAST IT WITH THE SACRED FLAME!
    [01:59] >XD
    [01:59] >XD
    [01:59] she's lost it ^^
    [02:00] i don't think she ever had it to lose, mind
    [02:00] I agree
    [02:00] Wait
    [02:00] No, no I still do :p
    [02:00] ... no...
    [02:00] yes...
    [02:00] no...
    [02:00] * Elliot snickers
    [02:00] yess...
    [02:00] GAH!
    [02:00] *head meets pitch fork*
    [02:01] ..........
    [02:01] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    [02:01] katie. alex is stood naked behind you
    [02:01] O_________O;;
    [02:01] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    [02:01] XD
    [02:01] I DO NOOOOT WANT TO SEE THAT!!!! >________>
    [02:03] ROFFLE
    [02:04] You know
    [02:04] My screaming was totally messed
    [02:04] It should have more A's! :p
    [02:04] Exm: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    [02:04] very true
    [02:04] Now that's a proper scream ^^
    [02:05] Or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    [02:05] nah
    [02:05] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAA-*cracks*
    [02:05] go for the first one
    [02:05] definitely not the third one


    ...


    [02:08] Noooooooooooooooo
    [02:08] My wireless is beginning to lag
    [02:08] * Elliot snickers
    [02:08] IT'S A SIGN! A SIGN I TELLS YA!
    [02:08] best to ignore it
    [02:08] Its signalling... my destiny :O
    [02:08] definitely best to ignore it
    [02:08] wait
    [02:09] you're going to have a laggy life?
    [02:09] what the hell?
    [02:09] WHERE'S MY DESTINY, BIATCH!?!
    [02:09] or is your death going to be lag-related?
    [02:09] ...
    [02:09] Damn. You're right
    [02:09] I am?
    [02:09] I HATE MY FUCKING DESTINY!


    ...


    [02:13] * Linkachu gets hit by bullet
    [02:13] fix'd
    [02:13] Fix the bullet hole in my forehead plzkthxbai
    [02:14] This lag... this lag is my destiny...?
    [02:14] * Elliot fixes that too
    [02:15] * Elliot makes Lagging illegal
    [02:15] My destiny is illegal ;_____;
    [02:15] Oh, irony gods? WHY!?


    ***


    [02:18] The lag... it really is getting bad ;__;
    [02:18] you destiny
    [02:18] THIS CANNOT BE
    [02:18] MY DESTINY
    [02:18] uh
    [02:18] i mean
    [02:18] HER DESTINY
    [02:18] No...
    [02:18] because...
    [02:18] IT'S MY DESTING!
    [02:18] ..
    [02:18] EEEEEEEEE
    [02:18] >XDDD
    [02:18] YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
     
  35. I'm not sure if anyone will actually find this interesting but here is a conversation between me and my friend Will about yugioh. Sorry if its to long.

    rinokwedjnfalwa: hey are you on
    Yami Ace: Yes
    rinokwedjnfalwa: toms a jerk
    Yami Ace: Why?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: I was imimg him and he just went idle without even warning me
    Yami Ace: okay?
    Yami Ace: Who cares?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i care
    rinokwedjnfalwa: he thought tomorrows lunch situation is funny
    Yami Ace: was funny*
    Yami Ace: past tense
    Yami Ace: moron
    rinokwedjnfalwa: yeah welll puplre sucks
    Yami Ace: purple > you
    Yami Ace: You forgot your deck on your bus
    Yami Ace: moron
    rinokwedjnfalwa: isay puplre
    Yami Ace: is better than you
    rinokwedjnfalwa: is is supposed to be I's
    Yami Ace: huh?
    Yami Ace: lolz
    rinokwedjnfalwa: akbfvlkawbaegrhskrfdvia
    rinokwedjnfalwa: orry i dropped my keyboard
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i forgot to tell you before but matt was stuck in my class all day
    Yami Ace: Your grammar is atrocious
    Yami Ace: And I've been thinking it over
    Yami Ace: I will trade you lily for your dekoichi
    rinokwedjnfalwa: really
    Yami Ace: Yes, BUT
    Yami Ace: It must be TOm's ultimate rare
    Yami Ace: AND
    Yami Ace: I want another card
    Yami Ace: Preferably
    Yami Ace: future or overload fusion
    Yami Ace: Either will do
    rinokwedjnfalwa: how is that my dekoichi
    Yami Ace: I know you don't have Tom's ultimate rare
    Yami Ace: But if you can't trade for it
    Yami Ace: Then I'll just trade my lily to Tom :p
    rinokwedjnfalwa: you confused me
    Yami Ace: ...?
    Yami Ace: What don't you get?
    Yami Ace: You know how tom has an ULTIMATE RARE Dekoichi?
    Yami Ace: Get it from him
    Yami Ace: Then trade it to me for lily
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i just farted
    Yami Ace: You must also get a future OR overload fusion
    Yami Ace: Got it?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: np
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no
    Yami Ace: yay
    Yami Ace: What?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: huh
    Yami Ace: np = no problem
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i missed the o
    Yami Ace: So why no?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: why no what
    Yami Ace: You have a backspace button for a reason
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no i dont
    Yami Ace: I asked if you understood
    Yami Ace: You said no
    Yami Ace: What don't you understand about my proposition?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i meant to say yes
    Yami Ace: Listen
    rinokwedjnfalwa: mops are retarded
    Yami Ace: My Lily for an Ultimate Rare Dekoichi and Overload OR Future fusion
    Yami Ace: Get it?
    Yami Ace: Dekoichi is a machine so that'll help
    Yami Ace: I was only reluctant to trade it before because I would be losing
    Yami Ace: Lily is very good
    Yami Ace: But an overload or future fusion would even it out
    rinokwedjnfalwa: hold on i have to order pizza
    Yami Ace: Just tell me you understand what I'm saying
    rinokwedjnfalwa: yes
    Yami Ace: Will you try to get your hands on those cards?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: sure
    Yami Ace: Good
    Yami Ace: Hopefully we can have another party in two weeks or so
    Yami Ace: Maybe Jordon can come
    Yami Ace: But no dry humping or innapropriate touching
    Yami Ace: What
    Yami Ace: a
    Yami Ace: fag
    rinokwedjnfalwa: liar
    Yami Ace: You're such a faggot
    Yami Ace: Really
    rinokwedjnfalwa: my pizza costs 29.10
    Yami Ace: Only fags pay 29.10
    rinokwedjnfalwa: youre the fsag
    Yami Ace: Yeah, I'm a fsag
    Yami Ace: But you're a fag
    Yami Ace: LOL CYBER BULLYING
    rinokwedjnfalwa: dam n you and your inferior intelectgiencees
    Yami Ace: superior*
    rinokwedjnfalwa: supior penguins
    rinokwedjnfalwa: flaming chipmunk pants
    rinokwedjnfalwa: FLAMING
    rinokwedjnfalwa: CHIPMUNK
    rinokwedjnfalwa: PANTS
    rinokwedjnfalwa: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    rinokwedjnfalwa: puplre sucks
    rinokwedjnfalwa: did go to the bathroom again
    rinokwedjnfalwa: are you ignorring me
    Yami Ace: ugh
    Yami Ace: Make that ultimate rare dekoichi, future and overload fusion
    Yami Ace: j/k
    rinokwedjnfalwa: im probably not gonna be able to get the fusions
    Yami Ace: Try your best
    Yami Ace: But I gave you a list
    Yami Ace: Definitely ultimare rare dekoichi
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no then i have to something
    rinokwedjnfalwa: ultimare rare dekoichi fine
    Yami Ace: to give something? Yes, that's how trades work
    Yami Ace: But think of the lily
    Yami Ace: Think of her
    Yami Ace: short skirt
    Yami Ace: aniem sexiness
    rinokwedjnfalwa: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!
    Yami Ace: She's like
    Yami Ace: Cyber Stein's hot sis
    rinokwedjnfalwa: wtf
    Yami Ace: Cyber Stein, they both pay LP
    Yami Ace: To give big damage
    Yami Ace: Little sis
    Yami Ace: But still
    rinokwedjnfalwa: thats a retarded way of thinking
    Yami Ace: How so?
    Yami Ace: I don't mean like, blood siblings
    Yami Ace: Just an expression
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i cant explain it
    Yami Ace: Checkers is like, the little brother of chess
    Yami Ace: Just
    Yami Ace: an expression
    Yami Ace: Similar
    Yami Ace: But not
    rinokwedjnfalwa: expressions scare me and the penguins
    rinokwedjnfalwa: stop using them
    rinokwedjnfalwa: we know where you live
    Yami Ace: But anyways
    Yami Ace: To that list I gave you
    Yami Ace: Add
    Yami Ace: Yata Garasu, Dragon's Mirror, and FGD
    Yami Ace: Yata and FGD are instant qualifiers for my lily
    rinokwedjnfalwa: whats Yata Garasu again
    Yami Ace: winged beast
    Yami Ace: 2 stars
    Yami Ace: 200 atk
    Yami Ace: 100 def
    Yami Ace: wind element
    Yami Ace: spirit monster
    rinokwedjnfalwa: im gonna go look to see if i have it
    Yami Ace: If this card gives battle damage to your opponent
    Yami Ace: They skip their next draw phase
    Yami Ace: Argueably the best lock card in the game
    Yami Ace: It's been banned for a very, very, long time
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i dont have one whats dragon mirror
    Yami Ace: Like miracle fusion, except for dragons
    Yami Ace: Perfect for summoning FGD
    rinokwedjnfalwa: is it a halo
    rinokwedjnfalwa: holo
    rinokwedjnfalwa: hello
    rinokwedjnfalwa: hello
    Yami Ace: huh?
    Yami Ace: a halo?
    Yami Ace: No
    Yami Ace: Dragons mirror
    Yami Ace: Is a spell card
    Yami Ace: With a picture of a dragon coming out of a mirror
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i meant holo
    Yami Ace: Hahaha
    Yami Ace: I don't know
    Yami Ace: But dragon's mirror aloen won't get you lily
    Yami Ace: I'd much rather have dekoichi and overload fusion
    rinokwedjnfalwa: damn dont have any of those
    Yami Ace: Just trade for 'em
    rinokwedjnfalwa: couldnt i just buy it off you
    Yami Ace: The lily?
    Yami Ace: hmm
    Yami Ace: no
    rinokwedjnfalwa: why
    Yami Ace: How much are you willing to pay?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: how muh is it worth
    rinokwedjnfalwa: never mind ill go check
    Yami Ace: E-bay prices range from
    Yami Ace: $7 to $15
    Yami Ace: But I don't care for money
    Yami Ace: Not until I quit the game
    rinokwedjnfalwa: you know what if there that cheap im just gonna go buy one
    rinokwedjnfalwa: or steal it from jordan and say i bought it
    Yami Ace: If you trade then you don't have to spend a dime
    Yami Ace: Jordon has a spare lily?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: but i have a olt of dimes to spend
    Yami Ace: Save your money
    Yami Ace: I'll trade it to you
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i dont know its just funny because i took his monster reincarnation and said i bought it on ebay
    Yami Ace: Give it back
    Yami Ace: You tard
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i dont like saving money
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no
    Yami Ace: I will tell him you stole it
    Yami Ace: You f--king klepto
    rinokwedjnfalwa: he didnt notice there for it is mine
    Yami Ace: That's retarded logic
    Yami Ace: There is no justification in that statement
    Yami Ace: Just stupidity
    rinokwedjnfalwa: matt and tom think its funny
    Yami Ace: Just give it back
    Yami Ace: Because I will tell him
    rinokwedjnfalwa: but i need it
    Yami Ace: I don't give a f--k
    rinokwedjnfalwa: and you have no proof
    Yami Ace: I need dekoichi, but I didn't steal it
    Yami Ace: And you just admitted to stealing
    Yami Ace: tard
    rinokwedjnfalwa: you should have i wouldnt have noticed no ididnt
    rinokwedjnfalwa: turd
    Yami Ace: You just did
    Yami Ace: Seriously
    Yami Ace: I'm going to go e-mail Jordon
    rinokwedjnfalwa: cerealy
    Yami Ace: That's not a word
    rinokwedjnfalwa: it is now
    rinokwedjnfalwa: cerealy
    Yami Ace: It is not
    Yami Ace: I'm opening hotmail right now
    rinokwedjnfalwa: yes it is
    rinokwedjnfalwa: go ahead
    Yami Ace: You'd better give it back
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i gave it back today its just fun messing with you
    Yami Ace: I'm still e-mailing him
    rinokwedjnfalwa: damn
    rinokwedjnfalwa: im egging your house next halloween
    Yami Ace: E-mail status: sent
    rinokwedjnfalwa: woop de do bazzle
    Yami Ace: You know if you didn't care
    Yami Ace: Then you didn't need to lie and tell me you gave it back
    Yami Ace: But maybe that's just me
    rinokwedjnfalwa: yeah well your a ten eyed demon chicken from heaven
    rinokwedjnfalwa: iranian whore
    rinokwedjnfalwa: thing thats mean
    rinokwedjnfalwa: arrrg
    rinokwedjnfalwa: polar bear
    rinokwedjnfalwa: stoooooooooooooooooooooooooop ig nore ing me
    rinokwedjnfalwa: damn o was stuck
    rinokwedjnfalwa: did you really emial him
    Yami Ace: Yes
    Yami Ace: And stop making so many typos
    rinokwedjnfalwa: oh come on i was going to give it back to him
    rinokwedjnfalwa: ................
    rinokwedjnfalwa: on the last day of school
    Yami Ace: Well you're going to have to give it back sooner
    rinokwedjnfalwa: or am i
    Yami Ace: Yeah
    Yami Ace: You will
    rinokwedjnfalwa: says who
    Yami Ace: You and I both know
    rinokwedjnfalwa: the card police
    Yami Ace: That if MR Kucooza is brought into this
    Yami Ace: He'll probably ban card playing altogether
    Yami Ace: Over a stolen piece of paper
    Yami Ace: Ha
    rinokwedjnfalwa: and it will be your fault
    rinokwedjnfalwa: so ha
    Yami Ace: People will blame you
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no thaiel blame you
    Yami Ace: Who stole the card?
    Yami Ace: Hahaaha
    rinokwedjnfalwa: me but your the only one that said any thing both tom and matt had no problem with it only you did
    Yami Ace: Type faster
    Yami Ace: That doesn't matter
    Yami Ace: You stole it
    Yami Ace: You made a problem
    Yami Ace: You have to fix it
    rinokwedjnfalwa: you brought it up dumb ass
    Yami Ace: The problem existed whether I said anything or not
    rinokwedjnfalwa: but no one said anything about it
    rinokwedjnfalwa: only you did
    Yami Ace: Then that's wrong
    Yami Ace: If someone stole your deck
    Yami Ace: Wouldn't you want someone to say?
    Yami Ace: Hey Peterman
    Yami Ace: I know the guy who stole your deck
    Yami Ace: But I won't say
    Yami Ace: Because then I'm causing the problem
    Yami Ace: Not the guy who stole it in the first place
    Yami Ace: Hahahaha
    Yami Ace: Fail
    rinokwedjnfalwa: not really because i could care less if my deck was stolen i only started playing yugioh again after i cam back to shepard so that i would have something to do at lunch since i lost my Ds
    Yami Ace: Jordon would care
    Yami Ace: And I bet he does
    Yami Ace: you were just an example
    Yami Ace: People MIDN when things are stolen
    rinokwedjnfalwa: if he cares so much why hasnt he noticed
    Yami Ace: That makes no sense
    rinokwedjnfalwa: MIDN nice grammer
    rinokwedjnfalwa: moron
    Yami Ace: So because he hasn't noticed, he doesn't care?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: excaltly
    Yami Ace: Stupid
    Yami Ace: that makes no sense
    rinokwedjnfalwa: studip
    Yami Ace: Explain that to me
    Yami Ace: How does that make sense
    Yami Ace: Wehther or not he cares
    Yami Ace: It's still stealing
    Yami Ace: And if HE DOES CARE
    Yami Ace: Then he will tell MR Cocuzza
    Yami Ace: Taddle talling is definitely a sign of caring
    rinokwedjnfalwa: theres never been any problem for the last month because he hasnt noticed he doesnt have he acceptes the fact that i probaably got it on ebay there for you emailing him that i stole his card is causing a problem that didnt exist before yoyu brought it up
    Yami Ace: You're ignoring the point
    Yami Ace: There IS a problem
    Yami Ace: He has many cards
    Yami Ace: Do you expect him to keep track of every one?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: yuour the only one causing the problem though
    rinokwedjnfalwa: and yes i do
    Yami Ace: Not the guy who stole in the first place?
    Yami Ace: Oh, right
    Yami Ace: My bad
    Yami Ace: God forbid we blame the card who started it all
    Yami Ace: I mean come on
    Yami Ace: balme the guy*
    Yami Ace: You know what I mean
    Yami Ace: But anyways
    Yami Ace: YOU'RE causing the problem
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no youre causing the problem
    Yami Ace: Do you blame the security camera if it seesyou robbing a bank, andf you get caught because of it?
    Yami Ace: Or do you blame
    Yami Ace: *gasp*
    Yami Ace: The guy who robbed the bank
    Yami Ace: Hmm
    Yami Ace: LEt me think...
    Yami Ace: Oh, right
    rinokwedjnfalwa: of course id blame the guy that robbed the bank but if he doesnt get caught and noone notices then theres no problem untill someone bring it up
    Yami Ace: There's no problem is the guy who robs the bank isn't caught?
    rinokwedjnfalwa: exactely
    Yami Ace: Is there no problem if the rapist is never caught?
    Yami Ace: You're an idiot
    Yami Ace: And yes I can compare the two, a crime is a crime
    rinokwedjnfalwa: youre an idiot trying to compare what idid with these things
    Yami Ace: A crime
    Yami Ace: is a crime
    Yami Ace: is a crime
    rinokwedjnfalwa: no its not
    Yami Ace: Rape is just an example
    Yami Ace: Look at the point I'm making
    Yami Ace: It's called an analogy
    Yami Ace: IF a murderer is never caught, is there no problem?
    Yami Ace: I know murder isn't comparable to card stealing
    Yami Ace: But that's not the point
    rinokwedjnfalwa: can we contiue this in about twenty minutes i have to eat
    Yami Ace: Just give the damn card back
    rinokwedjnfalwa: nevcre
    Yami Ace: It's a f--king piece of paper
    Yami Ace: Well, you're not going to have a choice
    Yami Ace: But go eat
    rinokwedjnfalwa: NEVCRE
    rinokwedjnfalwa: damn
    Yami Ace signed off at 6:30:27 PM.
     
  36. Doctor Oak

    Doctor Oak Overlord

    That dude pwn'd you. Hard.
     
  37. Yeah my logic skills don't work very fast so when I'm aim trying to reply my thoughts get all jumbled and then it doesn't make since.:-[On the plus side my friend Jordan didn't care that I took it even after he found out that I took it and he let me keep it but I gave him a dollar cause I felt bad. ;D
     
  38. Just something funny that sprang up while I was talking to my friend Tom=orangemen828

    rinokwedjnfalwa: did you know you can watch penguins live on the internet
    orangemen828: u told me
    rinokwedjnfalwa: oh
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i forgot
    orangemen828: lol
    rinokwedjnfalwa: did you watch any penguis live
    orangemen828: no
    rinokwedjnfalwa: why
    orangemen828: because Penguins scare me
    rinokwedjnfalwa: but all they do is stand there and swim
    orangemen828: excactly
    rinokwedjnfalwa: how does that scare you
    orangemen828: because
    rinokwedjnfalwa: because what
    orangemen828: when they waddle they remind me of evil robots
    rinokwedjnfalwa: hahaha
    rinokwedjnfalwa: do any other birds scare you all birds but penguins scare me for some reason
    orangemen828: hummingbirds scare me
    orangemen828: they make me think they're going to fly right into my face
    rinokwedjnfalwa: im scared of them for that and the fact the look like they could stab me easiely
    orangemen828: i know
    orangemen828: i dont want my tombstone to read that i died because i was impaled by a hummingbird
    rinokwedjnfalwa: lol
    rinokwedjnfalwa: i think ostritches are the scariest though those things could kill a person so easiely its not even funny
    orangemen828: chickens cause 10 deaths in the US every year
    orangemen828: or something like that
    rinokwedjnfalwa: damn chickens thats why i enjoy eating them
    orangemen828: lol
     
  39. Prof. Cinders

    Prof. Cinders Mathemagician Administrator

    That's weird, I was talking about the odds of death by chicken with my sister earlier today...
     
  40. Linkachu

    Linkachu Hero of Pizza Administrator

    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    as i said to rach
    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    Daang
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says (22:54):
    beer
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says (22:54):
    pringles
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says (22:54):
    more chocolate than i can physically eat

    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says (22:54):
    and buffy
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says (22:54):
    i'm in heaven

    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    No, in heaven you'd have pizza pringles
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    DON'T BRING ME DOWN
    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    XD
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    >=O
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    FUCKER
    Alex - "Keep your drink just give me the money" says:
    YOU'RE WORSE THAN XANDER, TARA, WILLOW AND ANYA

    Alex = Oak
    Katie = Me ^^

    Tho something tells me the last line won't mean much to the majority of ye.

    ------------------------------------------------
    And another...


    Sem says:
    I got glasses now. I have to wear these AND my contact.
    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    o.O
    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    Please don't tell me you mean at the same time, because that's just sick and wrong
    Sem says:
    Yes. At the same time.
    Sem says:
    ._,
    Katie - The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people. says:
    SICK AND WRONG

    Sem = Sem
     

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