SUICIDE GAME

[Secad MS]

It's a mince pie, but it still has bones. I choke on one and die.

I drop Weird Al.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I kill myself because I keep hearing him sing 'you're pitiful'

I drop a white-and-nerdy guy

 

[Secad MS]

He defeats me so badly in a game of Shadowrun, I become a spirit. They're dead, alright?

I drop my dead body.

 

[Chibi]

It lands next to me and explodes...again

I drop a magazine

 

[Secad MS]

It drops on my wrists, giving me multiple paper cuts leading me to bleed to death.

I drop Jesse McCarteney. I can see all the fangirls squealing now.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I beat Jesse in a battle-of-the-bands contest and all of his fans crush me underfoot (never really knew whether they loved me or hated me)

I drop my guitar

 

[Secad MS]

One of my friends beats me over the head with it because I insulted his non-existent skills. I die.

I drop a Neopet.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I kill the neopet. I'M A BAD GUY YA SUCK- Oh shiz! It's the neo-police

I drop a police badge

 

[Chibi]

@ Secad: It happens to be a Chia (which I hate) and I run away, but it follows me until I throw myself off a cliff.

@Brendan: It lands on top of my head going 100 mph and cracks my head open

I drop a chicken.

 

[Brendan Savem]

Bollocks! It has bird flu!

I drop a meteor

 

[Secad MS]

It hits the earth and we all die.

I drop my soul.

 

[Chibi]

It turns into a Hollow and kills me.

I drop a monkey.

 

[Letty-chan]

It cracks my head open with a stone and eats my brain.

I drop a pointy stick.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

(Good monkey ;D)

I use it as a sword to fight my brother. He knocks it out of my hand and duel wields against me while I'm unarmed. I get impailed twice.

I drop Agumon

 

[Pokepok]

It uses its attack to kill me.

I drop the 'Bubble Card' (from cardcaptor sakura).

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt](I'm assuming it blows bubbles...)
I choke on a bubble. Thanks man, now I'll be tasting soap for all eternity

I drop the Tardis.[/size]

 

[Brendan Savem]

(I miss doctor who! It's been months since I've seen the face)

I play with the tardis until I get killed by a dalek

I drop a dalek

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt](Me too D; But I can wait. I'm patient. And I intend to be the Doctor's companion some day, yes I do :3)

The Dalek and I start ninja-fighting until Davros appears and starts lecturing us with super-science methods of destroying all of reality.
The dalek and I both die of brain hemorrhages :C

I drop the Doctor.

....
Wait.
-cuddles him-
Okay :3
-drops-[/size]

 

[Brendan Savem]

I am taken on a time-travelling journey with the doctor (that may be a new thing, having a male companion for the doctor). Belle gets jealous of me and kills me when I return

I drop a key

 

[Aero]

the key opens a door to a black hole and i die because... WELL ITS A BLACK HOLE!!!



do what you will with them

 

[Chibi]

I hate math and these numbers swirl around my brain and I go insane and wander into the monkey mosh pit.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I try to use the tree to cross a chasm by using it to sling me across; I fail

I drop a pebble

 

[Belle]

[size=8pt]I eat the pebble. However, this creates a paradox because the pebble was supposed to be the cause of my death by some other means, and Chuck Norris appears to roundhouse kick me into oblivion.

I drop Chuck Norris with a 'be creative' sign looped around his manly neck.[/size]

 

[Weeds]

I bend over to see what the sign says. That would turn out to be fatal. A roundhouse kick in the chest was the last I felt.

I drop a Chuck Norris pokemon card.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I play a pokemon card game (after about eight years) and my opponent calls out Chuck Norris. The game is being played like in the Yu-Gi-Oh anime and Chuck appears and roundhouse kicks me into the girls bathroom where I am murdered by girls armed with towels

I drop a book

 

[Chibi]

The book is so badly written I die.

I drop the letter A.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

A is for Adam who drowned in a pool. My name isn't Adam but I jump in to save him only to get attacked by a school of zombie Magikarp. The Magikarp don't kill me, I drown from laughting underwater because of the irony of zombie Magikarp in a pool.

I drop the letter B

 

[Weeds]

I misunderstand you and think you drop a bee instead of a B. The bee stings me in the throat, which swells so much I can't breathe and suffocate.

I drop a C.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I am crushed underwater as the seas have fallen on top of me

I drop a zombie Magikarp (I too have died laughing at the irony of it)

 

[Weeds]

The zombie Magikarp lands in front of my feet. I start laughing at its helplessness. The zombie Magikarp gets furious and evolves into a zombie Gyarados, which is not so helpless; it kills me.

I drop the tooth of a zombie Gyarados.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I am impaled in the belly by the zombie Gyarados tooth and lose my lunch, I die of blood loss later (If you say anything Art, I will dress you up as an Eevee and serve you to DayU)

I drop a spear

 

[Aura]

Miss Spears appears and starts singing 'Womaniser'. I die coz it's soooo horrable!

I drop my MP3

 

[Chibi]

Your music sucks so bad that my brian snaps and I wander aimlessly around until I accidently fall into a pond infested with zombie Magikarp. (The irony killed me first)

I drop a fox.

 

[Brendan Savem]

I happen to be in the forest with the fox when a hunter comes to shoot the fox, he also happens to have a rabid dog that bites me and kills me

I drop a rabid dog

 

[Aura]

I pull it's tail, and it bites me, making me go mental and I go on a killing rampage, then get killed for my crimes.

I drop... a...*silence*

 

[Brendan Savem]

I die of... *silence*

I drop insanity

 

[Chibi]

It has no effect on my already crazed brain, but the nice men in the clean white coats come out of nowhere and fire so many tranquilizing darts into me I die.

I drop a tranquilizing dart.

 

[Psycho Monkey]

I stab Godzilla in the foot with it. The dose is too small to affect him but because I'm so close to his foot I get stepped on.

I drop Clerks

 

[Brendan Savem]

I die from lack of sleep. Because every night, several door-to-door sale clerks come by and advertise a book on the functions of sleep...

I drop a bed

 

[Psycho Monkey]

The bed is so comfy I fall into an eternal sleep. I die of starvation and dehydration.

I drop a bottle of Gatorade