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This is not a love song.: TINALS Valentine's Special

by Hecotoro

Hecotoro This is not a love song, Valentine's day special!
Have you ever heard the theory of the shape of the heart? They say it's based on a woman bending over. So, technically everyone is walking around with giant butts. Giant butt balloons, butt boxes filled with chocolate, butts on your shirts and you butt people's profiles pictures on social media. I used to see it this way and laughed at all the butts going around on February 14th. But now, things are different.

Here I stand, outside our school, waiting for her to come out. I have a big butt balloon and a butt box with chocolates. It's out first Valentine's day as a couple and I want it to be special. She is the best thing that ever happened to me and I want her to feel that way. Here she comes.

Her beautiful eyes, smile, hair and just everything about, lighten up as she walks my way. She is blushing, she always does. I can feel the girls around us feeling jealous and the guys wishing they were me. Because deep down, we all just want someone to care about you. Someone to love you for who you are, who you can talk freely to and just be accepted for who you really are. She is perfect. I bring her these butts, which now look different. They look like hearts, because that's all I want to do. I want to give her my heart and show her how much I love her.

Although if she wants my actual butt she can have it also.