Everything seemed to be going well, for Mary Sue.
She'd captured every single legendary. She was the champion, top coordinator, and showcase queen of every region. She lived in a giant mansion, and finally, Ash had realised his love for her, and she was now married to him. She'd had one hideous little Mary Sue child with him, who had a stupid generic edgy teen OC name (Her daughter was called, Yami Tsuki No Kirei Kitty Nya Nya Sue) and now, she was expecting another.
Ash, her darling husband, was rubbing her belly as their second hideous Mary Sue hellspawn kicked. Mary Sue had everything. Nothing could get in her way...
Except for an author who knew better than to write Mary Sues.
A young genderfluid authour was reading about the exploits of Mary Sue, and needless to say, they were not impressed. A character who'd taken away the titles of so many canon characters, and totally de-railed Ash needed to be stopped, they decided. And so, this brave young authour, known to the 'Charms community as Lunar Emperor, set off to do battle with her, carrying nothing but a notebook and a pen.
Mary was waiting for Ash to bring her another bowl of ice cream and cake, when they appeared.
Her body began to tremble. Tears formed at the corner of her eyes. For they had the power to erase her entire existence.
They chuckled dryly. "Mary Sue, your reign of terror and annoyance ends here," they declared, mighty pen in hand, "And with my power, I shall make you pay for every last misdeed of yours!"
"I haven't done anything wrong!" Mary Sue shrieked, "You're just jealous, because you'll never be as perfect as I am, Lunar. I'm the main character, and I deserve every last bit of what my creator gave me!"
Lunar shook their head. "You deserve nothing," he said coolly, "In fact, nobody likes you. Everyone on Pokecharms is just too nice to tell your creator that you're a terrible character, or that you've derailed the Pokémon canon completely. So, I will do what they can't, and end you!"
Mary got out all of her pink sparkly master balls. "Well, I'm not going down without a fight! Go, Arce"--
But before she could say the pokemon's name, the pokeball had disappeared from her hand.
"What did you just do?!" Mary cried, as Lunar stood in his spot, writing furiously.
"I'm an authour," Lunar cackled, "Which means that I have complete control over you, and I just made it so that you don't have an Arceus anymore. Oh, in fact, I just took away all of your legendaries."
Mary screamed for Ash. He never came, and suddenly, her belly was flat again.
"And now, I've just made it so that you never married Ash, thus preventing you from having Mary Sue children with him," Lunar said evilly, "Do you want me to keep going? Because I will, if you don't start being a good OC!"
"But being a good OC is boring!" Mary Sue whined, "Who cares about gradually getting stronger, or character development, or well-thought-out teams and backstories?! Give me back my legendaries, and Ash Ketchum, right now!"
"One last chance," Lunar warned, "If you don't start being a good OC, right now, then I have no choice but to erase you."
"I am a good OC, though!" Mary said triumphantly, "I'm pretty, and perfect, and everyone loves me!"
Lunar shook their head. Here, it ended for good.
"What are you doing?"
Lunar paid no heed to her cries, instead, continuing to rub out the note he'd found.
Mary's face fell in silent horror, as she realised what Lunar had done. With their eraser, they had just rubbed out her whole character bio... And thus, her entire existence.
She could only scream as she faded away, leaving Lunar alone in the mansion.
Lunar simply smiled to themself, closed the notebook, and left. With another Mary Sue gone for good, they could rest... Until the next one popped up...
She'd captured every single legendary. She was the champion, top coordinator, and showcase queen of every region. She lived in a giant mansion, and finally, Ash had realised his love for her, and she was now married to him. She'd had one hideous little Mary Sue child with him, who had a stupid generic edgy teen OC name (Her daughter was called, Yami Tsuki No Kirei Kitty Nya Nya Sue) and now, she was expecting another.
Ash, her darling husband, was rubbing her belly as their second hideous Mary Sue hellspawn kicked. Mary Sue had everything. Nothing could get in her way...
Except for an author who knew better than to write Mary Sues.
A young genderfluid authour was reading about the exploits of Mary Sue, and needless to say, they were not impressed. A character who'd taken away the titles of so many canon characters, and totally de-railed Ash needed to be stopped, they decided. And so, this brave young authour, known to the 'Charms community as Lunar Emperor, set off to do battle with her, carrying nothing but a notebook and a pen.
Mary was waiting for Ash to bring her another bowl of ice cream and cake, when they appeared.
Her body began to tremble. Tears formed at the corner of her eyes. For they had the power to erase her entire existence.
They chuckled dryly. "Mary Sue, your reign of terror and annoyance ends here," they declared, mighty pen in hand, "And with my power, I shall make you pay for every last misdeed of yours!"
"I haven't done anything wrong!" Mary Sue shrieked, "You're just jealous, because you'll never be as perfect as I am, Lunar. I'm the main character, and I deserve every last bit of what my creator gave me!"
Lunar shook their head. "You deserve nothing," he said coolly, "In fact, nobody likes you. Everyone on Pokecharms is just too nice to tell your creator that you're a terrible character, or that you've derailed the Pokémon canon completely. So, I will do what they can't, and end you!"
Mary got out all of her pink sparkly master balls. "Well, I'm not going down without a fight! Go, Arce"--
But before she could say the pokemon's name, the pokeball had disappeared from her hand.
"What did you just do?!" Mary cried, as Lunar stood in his spot, writing furiously.
"I'm an authour," Lunar cackled, "Which means that I have complete control over you, and I just made it so that you don't have an Arceus anymore. Oh, in fact, I just took away all of your legendaries."
Mary screamed for Ash. He never came, and suddenly, her belly was flat again.
"And now, I've just made it so that you never married Ash, thus preventing you from having Mary Sue children with him," Lunar said evilly, "Do you want me to keep going? Because I will, if you don't start being a good OC!"
"But being a good OC is boring!" Mary Sue whined, "Who cares about gradually getting stronger, or character development, or well-thought-out teams and backstories?! Give me back my legendaries, and Ash Ketchum, right now!"
"One last chance," Lunar warned, "If you don't start being a good OC, right now, then I have no choice but to erase you."
"I am a good OC, though!" Mary said triumphantly, "I'm pretty, and perfect, and everyone loves me!"
Lunar shook their head. Here, it ended for good.
"What are you doing?"
Lunar paid no heed to her cries, instead, continuing to rub out the note he'd found.
Mary's face fell in silent horror, as she realised what Lunar had done. With their eraser, they had just rubbed out her whole character bio... And thus, her entire existence.
She could only scream as she faded away, leaving Lunar alone in the mansion.
Lunar simply smiled to themself, closed the notebook, and left. With another Mary Sue gone for good, they could rest... Until the next one popped up...
