In the beginning Betty Spaghetty created the heavens and the earth.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Betty Spaghetty was hovering over the Suss.
3 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be spaghetty,” and there was spaghetty.
4 Betty Spaghetty saw that the spaghetty was good, and she separated the spaghetty from the darkness.
5 Betty Spaghetty called the spaghetty “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be a vault between the Suss to separate Sus from Sus.”
7 So Betty Spaghetty made the vault and separated the Sus under the vault from the Sus above it. And it was so.
8 Betty Spaghetty called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the Sus under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.
10 Betty Spaghetty called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered Suss she called “seas.” And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
11 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be spaghetty in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,
15 and let them be spaghetty in the vault of the sky to give spaghetty on the earth.” And it was so.
16 Betty Spaghetty made two great spaghetty—the greater spaghetty to govern the day and the lesser spaghetty to govern the night. She also made the stars.
17 Betty Spaghetty set them in the vault of the sky to give spaghetty on the earth,
18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate spaghetty from darkness. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the Sus teem with living La La Loopsie, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”
21 So Betty Spaghetty created the great La La Loopsie of the sea and every living thing with which the Sus teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
22 Betty Spaghetty blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the Sus in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”
23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the land produce living La La Loopsie according to their kinds: the livestock, the La La Loopsie that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
25 Betty Spaghetty made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
26 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground.”
27 So Betty Spaghetty created mankind in his own image,
in the image of Betty Spaghetty he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 Betty Spaghetty blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.
30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 Betty Spaghetty saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Betty Spaghetty was hovering over the Suss.
3 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be spaghetty,” and there was spaghetty.
4 Betty Spaghetty saw that the spaghetty was good, and she separated the spaghetty from the darkness.
5 Betty Spaghetty called the spaghetty “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be a vault between the Suss to separate Sus from Sus.”
7 So Betty Spaghetty made the vault and separated the Sus under the vault from the Sus above it. And it was so.
8 Betty Spaghetty called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
9 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the Sus under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.
10 Betty Spaghetty called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered Suss she called “seas.” And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
11 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
14 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let there be spaghetty in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,
15 and let them be spaghetty in the vault of the sky to give spaghetty on the earth.” And it was so.
16 Betty Spaghetty made two great spaghetty—the greater spaghetty to govern the day and the lesser spaghetty to govern the night. She also made the stars.
17 Betty Spaghetty set them in the vault of the sky to give spaghetty on the earth,
18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate spaghetty from darkness. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
20 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the Sus teem with living La La Loopsie, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.”
21 So Betty Spaghetty created the great La La Loopsie of the sea and every living thing with which the Sus teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
22 Betty Spaghetty blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the Sus in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.”
23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
24 And Betty Spaghetty said, “Let the land produce living La La Loopsie according to their kinds: the livestock, the La La Loopsie that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
25 Betty Spaghetty made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Betty Spaghetty saw that it was good.
26 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground.”
27 So Betty Spaghetty created mankind in his own image,
in the image of Betty Spaghetty he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 Betty Spaghetty blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then Betty Spaghetty said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food.
30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the La La Loopsie that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 Betty Spaghetty saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.