Screwball: You know what's cooler than swords that slice through humans like nothing?! GOD DANG NOTHING! Bolt: Avery, Son of the Yeti. Screwball: And Meta Knight, the Knight Warrior of Dreamland! Bolt: Were here to analyze their powers, skills and weapons to see who would win a battle! Avery- Bolt: Son of the Yeti, Maron, Avery can control the power of the weather and use it against his enemies! He's also equipped with the Ice Blade, a sword made out of pure cold ice, that can never melt, and is extremely powerful. Screwball: He's also a good hand to hand combat fighter, as well! He's boxed previous winner Kevin to a stand still, killed a banshee, and froze Odin! ODIN! YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO RULES HIS OWN WORLD?!? Yeah, that guy! Bolt: Avery is not afraid to kill his foes, and even once killed his own brother to win a tournament. Avery: Bring it on, Loser! Meta Knight- Bolt: Meta Knight is a strong sword wielder, who is actually a Kirby in the inside. Screwball: WAIT! WAIT! THAT KNIGHT IS A DARK BLUE PUFFBALL?!? How?! Bolt: Nobody really knows, but my theory is that once a Kirby is old enough, he/she will have to choose a certain power up to live with, and Meta obviously chose Sword. Since Kirby, at least in canon, is only 5 years old. That's not that old in Kirby years, considering he was meant to be 2000 when he came to Pop Star. Anyways, Meta is a expert Ninja, Samurai, Knight and Flyer. Meta is Kirby's mentor, thus meaning he is a very skilled fighter as well. Meta can also fly and teleport, and is a master of- Screwball: WAIT!!! HE CAN TELEPORT! HE BETTER WIN THIS FIGHT! Bolt: stealth. He has beaten many other great fighters as well, including King Dedede, Knuckle Joe, and Galacta Knight. Meta Knight: Fight me. Bolt: Okay, were done analyzing, and join us later for the battle of these 2. Screwball: SWORDS!
Stat Stadium: Stat Stadium Episode 2
by Thieving Fox
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