If there's one thing you need to know, it's don't mess with sea sponges. Like Spongebob Squarepants, Bikini Bottom's own sponge.
And Toxapex, the Brutal Star Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
TOXAPEX
Toxapex is a Water/Poison-Type, and boy, is this thing aggressive.
You know Corsola? You know, those adorable pieces of coral? Toxapex EATS THEM.
For a living! Every time it scatters on that sea floor, bits of Corsola just float in its track...
What? DopeLeafeon is evolving into a Dark-Type!
And these Corsola should be scared, and so should us humans! If they ever manage to get ahold of you, you're poisoned for three days and three nights. Even then, there are still aftereffects.
Luckily, I'm a bolt of electricity! They can't affect me!
According to its typing, Toxapex has a LOT of resistances! Here we go... *ahem* Fighting-, Poison-, Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Water-, Ice-, and Fairy-Type moves!
Toxapex's only weaknesses are Ground-, Psychic-, and Electric-Type moves.
Not to mention Toxapex has more resistances than neutral effects! This thing is SCARY!
From top to bottom in its stats, its highest is Defense at 152, Special Defense at 142, Attack at 63, Special Attack at 53, HP at 50, and Speed at 35.
This thing is THE BULKIEST THING ALIIIIIVE, but at the expense of speed. Toxapex can vaporize opponents with Liquidation, poison them with Poison Jab, can defend itself with Wide Guard, and many more moves.
Toxapex's abilities are Merciless, a 100% critical hit chance if the opponent is poisoned, Limber, an ability that prevents paralysis, and its hidden ability, Regenerator. Regenerator restores a little HP when not in battle.
Toxapex will also always have an army of Mareanie nearby, but it won't start out this way.
Toxapex also has a supposedly impenetrable spiky shield. According to official art and its height, these spikes are about 3 inches wide, which means those spikes could stab halfway through our whole body.
With all this in mind, Toxapex is a very dangerous Pokemon.
What? No jokes?
This Pokemon is NO joke.
SPONGEBOB
As you have previously seen, Spongebob does have experience fighting here, he fought Gumball once. *wink*
Spongebob has been shown multiple times to be the size of an average sponge, that being said, Spongebob is three inches tall.
Now, you may be thinking "What? How is this fight fair?" Well, for this fight, we'll make him just as tall as Toxapex, now, back to research.
Spongebob has many forms, such as Goofy Goober Spongebob, The Invincibubble, Karate Spongebob, and Mermaid Man.
Goofy Goober Spongebob is equipped with a guitar with literal killer soundwaves. I'm saying this because he even said it was 258 watts of hard metal.
The Invincibubble is, as the name suggests, pretty much invincible. He can use the circle on his head to turn any projectile into bubbles. Don't pop them, though!
Karate Spongebob specializes in physical combat, rather than projectiles, but, he isn't very good at it. He has a hard hat, though!
And Mermaid Man can use waterballs to attack. These waterballs have a velocity of about 3 miles per hour. Mermaid Man also has control over the Invisible Boatmobile.
A Killer Guitar, Bubbles, Waterballs, Karate Gloves...we're missing something, aren't we? Oh, that's right! Spat. Spat is Spongebob's trusty spatula, and has been showed to use in combat as a sword.
Spongebob has also stopped Plankton a few times, but not as much as Mr. Krabs.
And don't forget Spongebob's best weapon: The Magic Pencil! The Magic Pencil can draw anything and make it ome to life. Period. Oh yeah, and Spongebob absorbs every punch that he takes.
Spongebob: You did it Mr. Plankton! The Krusty Krab is saved! Victory screech! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
(Krusty Krab theme plays)
Dark Green Fish: CHOCOLATE?!
Pearl: Daddy, can I have an episode?
Mr. Krabs: Wait until another episode, okay?
Squidward: Spongebob, can you hurry up with those orders?!
Spongebob: Coming Squidward! (hums)
(sees Toxapex)
(drops tray) *gasp*
Stay back, you monster! (does combo with Spat)
Toxapex: Pex, pex!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! It just be a--
Spongebob: Stay back, Mr. Krabs! I've got this...
Triumph or die! FIGHT!
Spongebob: (turns into Karate Spongebob) Hyyyyaaa! (runs towards)
Toxapex: (grabs and throws outside)
Mr. Krabs: Oh no! The roof! That's gonna be a lotta money...
Toxapex: (uses Liquidation)
Spongebob: Ha! I'm made of water, silly. (karate chops)
Toxapex: (shields)
Spongebob: YYYYOWW!
Toxapex: (wraps around Spongebob and uses Poison Jab)
Spongebob: Oh, dear... (turns green)
Toxapex's Merciless
(Spongebob grows and turns into a ball)
(Toxapex shields)
(Toxapex pops Spongebob and turns him into a regular rag)
(Toxapex gobbles Spongebob)
K.O.!
WHAT?! Why was Spongebob growing?
Well, according to the episode Suds, when Spongebob gets sick, he gets the Suds, a disease that makes him grow and inflate. What happens when you pop something that's inflated? It doesn't go back to the way it was, it POPS. And, Toxapex did the same thing to when it gobbles down Corsola. As soon as Toxapex gave Spongebob the poison, it was game over for him.
I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Toxapex.
And Toxapex, the Brutal Star Pokemon!
I'm DopeLeafeon and he's Rotom, and we're here to study weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a fight to the death!
TOXAPEX
Toxapex is a Water/Poison-Type, and boy, is this thing aggressive.
You know Corsola? You know, those adorable pieces of coral? Toxapex EATS THEM.
For a living! Every time it scatters on that sea floor, bits of Corsola just float in its track...
What? DopeLeafeon is evolving into a Dark-Type!
And these Corsola should be scared, and so should us humans! If they ever manage to get ahold of you, you're poisoned for three days and three nights. Even then, there are still aftereffects.
Luckily, I'm a bolt of electricity! They can't affect me!
According to its typing, Toxapex has a LOT of resistances! Here we go... *ahem* Fighting-, Poison-, Bug-, Steel-, Fire-, Water-, Ice-, and Fairy-Type moves!
Toxapex's only weaknesses are Ground-, Psychic-, and Electric-Type moves.
Not to mention Toxapex has more resistances than neutral effects! This thing is SCARY!
From top to bottom in its stats, its highest is Defense at 152, Special Defense at 142, Attack at 63, Special Attack at 53, HP at 50, and Speed at 35.
This thing is THE BULKIEST THING ALIIIIIVE, but at the expense of speed. Toxapex can vaporize opponents with Liquidation, poison them with Poison Jab, can defend itself with Wide Guard, and many more moves.
Toxapex's abilities are Merciless, a 100% critical hit chance if the opponent is poisoned, Limber, an ability that prevents paralysis, and its hidden ability, Regenerator. Regenerator restores a little HP when not in battle.
Toxapex will also always have an army of Mareanie nearby, but it won't start out this way.
Toxapex also has a supposedly impenetrable spiky shield. According to official art and its height, these spikes are about 3 inches wide, which means those spikes could stab halfway through our whole body.
With all this in mind, Toxapex is a very dangerous Pokemon.
What? No jokes?
This Pokemon is NO joke.
SPONGEBOB
As you have previously seen, Spongebob does have experience fighting here, he fought Gumball once. *wink*
Spongebob has been shown multiple times to be the size of an average sponge, that being said, Spongebob is three inches tall.
Now, you may be thinking "What? How is this fight fair?" Well, for this fight, we'll make him just as tall as Toxapex, now, back to research.
Spongebob has many forms, such as Goofy Goober Spongebob, The Invincibubble, Karate Spongebob, and Mermaid Man.
Goofy Goober Spongebob is equipped with a guitar with literal killer soundwaves. I'm saying this because he even said it was 258 watts of hard metal.
The Invincibubble is, as the name suggests, pretty much invincible. He can use the circle on his head to turn any projectile into bubbles. Don't pop them, though!
Karate Spongebob specializes in physical combat, rather than projectiles, but, he isn't very good at it. He has a hard hat, though!
And Mermaid Man can use waterballs to attack. These waterballs have a velocity of about 3 miles per hour. Mermaid Man also has control over the Invisible Boatmobile.
A Killer Guitar, Bubbles, Waterballs, Karate Gloves...we're missing something, aren't we? Oh, that's right! Spat. Spat is Spongebob's trusty spatula, and has been showed to use in combat as a sword.
Spongebob has also stopped Plankton a few times, but not as much as Mr. Krabs.
And don't forget Spongebob's best weapon: The Magic Pencil! The Magic Pencil can draw anything and make it ome to life. Period. Oh yeah, and Spongebob absorbs every punch that he takes.
Spongebob: You did it Mr. Plankton! The Krusty Krab is saved! Victory screech! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Alrighty, both characters have been researched, it's time to get ready for the fight!
(Krusty Krab theme plays)
Dark Green Fish: CHOCOLATE?!
Pearl: Daddy, can I have an episode?
Mr. Krabs: Wait until another episode, okay?
Squidward: Spongebob, can you hurry up with those orders?!
Spongebob: Coming Squidward! (hums)
(sees Toxapex)
(drops tray) *gasp*
Stay back, you monster! (does combo with Spat)
Toxapex: Pex, pex!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! It just be a--
Spongebob: Stay back, Mr. Krabs! I've got this...
Triumph or die! FIGHT!
Spongebob: (turns into Karate Spongebob) Hyyyyaaa! (runs towards)
Toxapex: (grabs and throws outside)
Mr. Krabs: Oh no! The roof! That's gonna be a lotta money...
Toxapex: (uses Liquidation)
Spongebob: Ha! I'm made of water, silly. (karate chops)
Toxapex: (shields)
Spongebob: YYYYOWW!
Toxapex: (wraps around Spongebob and uses Poison Jab)
Spongebob: Oh, dear... (turns green)
Toxapex's Merciless
(Spongebob grows and turns into a ball)
(Toxapex shields)
(Toxapex pops Spongebob and turns him into a regular rag)
(Toxapex gobbles Spongebob)
K.O.!
WHAT?! Why was Spongebob growing?
Well, according to the episode Suds, when Spongebob gets sick, he gets the Suds, a disease that makes him grow and inflate. What happens when you pop something that's inflated? It doesn't go back to the way it was, it POPS. And, Toxapex did the same thing to when it gobbles down Corsola. As soon as Toxapex gave Spongebob the poison, it was game over for him.
I'm DopeLeafeon...
And I'm Rotom!
And the winner of this match is Toxapex.