Meet Sloth, an anthropomorphic three-toed ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ who was very irresponsibly and lazily named by her parents. Lethargic, cynical, and selfish, Sloth is ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ, ᴀ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ, as she spends more time lazing around and eating everyone else's food than she does giving any number of shits about the struggles or trials that other people have to go through. She is ʟᴀᴢʏ, ᴡᴇᴀᴋ, and only ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇs ɪᴛ , ʏᴏᴜ ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ. She is also ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ, ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʟᴇss, and a ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ. And most of all, she ɪs ᴀ f̵͖̗̣̪̫̺̤a̸̜ͮ͞i̴̡͍͔̤̞̗̬͗͛͂̑̓̌͜lͪ̉҉̰͉u̇͗̑̏͗ͫ̀r̵̢͓̣͔͎̬͍̩̖̆̈́͂͗ͫ̆ͦͭ͜e̺̦͕̠̮͕̦̺̘͚̞̳̰̰̟̎͒̎͊ͤͨ͊ͤ̈́͐̃̿̿͛̂̀. She has ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ, ᴀ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪsᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴀ ʜᴏᴘᴇʟᴇss ᴍᴇss. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀɴɢɪɴɢ, ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴀᴋ, ʟᴀᴢʏ, sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ, ᴄʟᴜᴇʟᴇss ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ sʟᴏᴛʜ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀs ɪɢɴᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ғɪx ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs. ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛs. ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏғ ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ʙᴀᴄᴋsᴛᴀʙʙᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ sᴏ ʜᴏᴘᴇʟᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʟᴇss. sᴇʟғɪsʜ. ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ. ʟᴀᴢʏ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ. ᴀ ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ. ᴀ sʟᴏᴛʜ. ᴀ ʟᴀᴢʏ, ɪɴᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛᴇɴᴛ, ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ sʟᴏᴛʜ. ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ɪɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ɪᴛ. ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ɪᴛ, sᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴏ. ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ‘ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs’. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ, sᴏ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ. ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs. ғᴀɪʟᴜʀᴇ. ᴡᴏʀᴛʜʟᴇss. ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ. ʟᴀᴢʏ. ʜᴏᴘᴇʟᴇss. ɢᴀʀʙᴀɢᴇ. ғᴀɪ ʟ ᴜ ʀ ᴇ.
