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Pokeskits: Pokeskits: Eterna Forest

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
Leafeon: IF ONLY.
I could go home.
(bell rings)
time for other school! (runs home)
(Eterna Forest music plays)
Leafeon: Ah, home sweet home! Now, it's time to do what I do best!
(lays down)
sleep and become a tree!
(sleeps and produces clean air)
(dreams)
What the heck? Where am I?
Cresselia: (says with evil voice) YOU ARE IN my dream! (stops evil voice)
Leafeon: Why am I here?
Cresselia: Well, of course, you'd expect a dream from me, right?
Leafeon: No.
Cresselia: Yes. I am the dream Pokemon! I give people dreams.
Leafeon: No, you just gave me the Darkrai voice. Obviously you're Darkrai. So am I stuck in a forever void now with no way out?
Cresselia: Well, if Darkrai is my counterpart, I suppose that is so.
Leafeon: What?! How do I get out? I'm gonna miss school tomorrow!
Cresselia: Don't fret, your Eeveeness!
Leafeon: My Eeveeness?
Cresselia: I don't know, I tried to make a joke, okay?
Leafeon: Note, gods aren't good at making jokes.
Cresselia: Nonsense! I can make plenty dope jokes!
Leafeon: You know what that means?
Cresselia: Well, yeah, it's your prefix.
Leafeon: *TRIGGERED*
Cresselia: Hey, why did the Torchic cross the road?
Leafeon: So he could get to the other side.
Cresselia: Woah! How did you know that? Okay, okay: why did Ash throw the clock in the air?
Leafeon: Because he lost to Mega Charizard X.
(MLG sunglasses go on Leafeon)
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWWWWW
OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUM GET THE CAMERA
OH BABY A TRIPLE
Leafeon: (throws glasses off)
Cresselia: No! Because he wanted time to fly!
Leafeon: Can I just wake up now?
Cresselia: Fine, but only if you let me tell you a joke every time you come back from school.
Leafeon: Why? Don't you have other things to do, like...I dunno, eliminate Darkrai or something?
Cresselia: No.
Leafeon: But he's a problem!
Cresselia: He's not a problem, he's a nuisance.
Leafeon: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!

Hey guys! I mainly created this series so I could do it with you guys, so be sure to comment your favorite Pokemon and I'll be sure to include it in the next episode! I hope you all have a fabulous day!
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  1. DopeLeafeon470
    DopeLeafeon470
    You got it bro!
    Aug 13, 2017
  2. Mewtwofan259
    Mewtwofan259
    My favorite Pokémon? *Glances at my Name*
    Aug 13, 2017