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Pokeskits: Pokeskits: A Bored God Watches TV, the Sequel

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
CHOOSE YOUR CHARMER
P1> Leafeon
P2> Mewtwo
P3> Rotom
P4> Ho-Oh
P5> Aegislash
P6> Noerbmu
P7> Noecalg
P8> Cloud


Oh my god...that's a lot of players.

PRESS START

Arceus: *snoooore*
Mew: *nudges*
Arceus: WTF DO YOU--oh.
Mew: *points to TV*
Arceus: *goes to make popcorn* WOO!
BZZZZZ
Marth: This is it! The final battle!
Corrin: We've come this far, nothing can stop us now!
Rowan: Well, he has a lot of HP, but I have a lot of people, so...
Velezark: Nope. *sucks them all back to their world*\
Rowan: WHAT?!
Lianna: DURP DURP DURP I'MMA ONLY DO ONE ATTACK!
Rowan: LIANNA WTF?!
Velezark: Nope. *kills*
(Lianna fell to an enemy unit!)
Rowan: WHYYYYYYYY?!
BZZZZZ
Mr. Mime: Up next is...uh...Glaceon?
Glaceon: ...my name is literally impossible to not pronounce correctly.
Mr. Mime: Whatever, just do your thing.
Glaceon: Yoouuuu are the ooooceeeean's gray waaaaaves...~
Mr. Mime: Bootiful.
Leafeon: *walks* *hears* *gets dragged into stage*
Mr. Mime: NEXT! Is...Noecalg.
Noecalg: AlL aRoUnD mE aRe FaMiLiAr FaCeS!
Mr. Mime: Even more bootiful.
Leafeon: Yeeeeees...
BZZZZZ
Mewtwo: Wanna have a bad time?
Chara: YES! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BAD TIME WITH YOU, PLEASE!
Frisk: -_-
Leafeon: Ugh...this just got a little wrong...next channel!
BZZZZZZ
Ho-Oh: Oh, what does this button do? *puts finger on*
Aegislash: nooooooOOOOOOOOOO!
Ho-Oh: What?

Aegislash: That's the same button that turned you into CosmicArt, remember?
Pasta: What? I couldn't hear you, the button made a really loud noise when I pressed it.
Aegislash: AHHHHHHH--
BZZZZZZ
Rotom: Hey, I kinda like channels being changed. BZZZT! BZZZT! Hahaha!
BZZZZZZ
Noerbmu: I said get out of my forest! Oh, there's no one here...
Rattata: Of course there is! *sniff* Me!
Noerbmu: UGH...
BZZZZZZ
Mettaton: Work it, baby!
Ballora: OH YEAH!
Arceus: ...nevermind, I don't like robots from UNDERTALE and FNAF anymore.
BZZZZZZ
(Cloud and a Tattletail are having an insult battle)
Cloud: Yo mama so stupid, she brought chicken strips to the strip club!
Mama Tattletail: What was that now?
Cloud: Uh, on second thought, I think it's time for lunch. See ya mates! *runs into a wall*
...
*Mettaton and Ballora come in at the last second*
BZZZZZZZ
Rattata: And then we went on our first date, which was in Kalos, which is where the most expensive food lies!
Noerbmu: *in head* WHY YOU FUCKIN' LYYYIN'~?
BZZZZZZZ

(Death By Glamour - UNDERTALE)
Leafeon: Okay, time for the credits. Or rather, Mettaton, get over here.
Mettaton: Dance with us!
Leafeon (Me, me, me!): No.
Mewtwo (@Mewtwofan259): No.
Ho-Oh (@FinalPasta): No.
Aegislash: (@Lord Of Pain): No.
Rotom: No.
Noerbmu (@Sun and Moon): No.
Noecalg (@Mr.Glaceon): No.
Cloud: (@Cloudswift): No.
Leafeon: Noecalg...aaand Cloud! That's a wrap everyone!
Arceus: Aw man, the Pokeskits channel stopped streaming. At least I can relax now...
Mew: Ahh...
Giratina: *comes up with knife and stabs*
Arceus: Ah, f*ck you Kyle...
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