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Pokepocalypse: Prologue

by GoldenThundper311

GoldenThundper311 Welp. This Is A Prologue Yolo Thing I'm Trying To Do. And Yes, You're Going To Have To Deal With The "Z" Names The Whole Story.
... Well. Hi. I'm Gold. The Guy Who Pretty Much Narrates This Story. And You May Be Thinking This Your Average Pokemon Adventure. Evil Team, Gym Leaders, Blah Blah Blah, But No. Cause Society Is Gone. Welcome To The New Age. The Age Of Pokemon Zombies. Yeah. Sounds Really Cliche. But Dang, They Are Scary And Can Hurt. Like. Just Imagine Being In A Pokemon Lab, Bout To Get Your Starter. Then The Starter Bites Your Brains. That Happened To A Lot Of People. And I Mean A LOT. Like. I Can Go Into A List. I Prefer Not To. I'm A Nerdy Guy. Never Played Sports, Always Played Some Average COD When I Got Home From Trainers School. Parents Were Never Really Around. And You Might Be Wondering Why I'm Still Living, After About 2 Weeks Of This Wreck. Well. I Got Some Rules. Rule 1: Don't Be Fat. You Need To Be Able To Run, Cause Zombies Sure Can Sprint. Of Course, Fat Ones Went Down First. Then It Came To The People Who Have Never Watched A Zombie Movie In Their Entire Life. Cause Obviously. Zombies Don't Go Down In One Hit, Do It Twice. Cause If You Aren't Lucky. Well. You're Going To Lavender Town's Pokemon Tower In Kanto, Or Zanto, I Just Put The Letter "Z" In Front Of Every Region. Like Zombie. I Don't Know, Zanto, Zohto, Zoenn, Zinnoh, Znova, Zalos, Zlola, Yeah Its Not The Best Choice Of Names. But Its Better Fitting Then Normal Names. I Don't Know. Just Call It Whatever You Want. Anyways, Rule 3. Don't Use The Bathrooms. Like. If You're Going To Get Bit, Don't Get Bit In The Bathroom. Happened To My Friend. Don't Like Talking About It. Anyways, Rule 4. Just Don't Be Stupid. Very Simple. Like Don't Blast A Airhorn In The Middle Of A Zombie Hoard. Trust Me. Or Turn On Lights In A Big City Like Zumiose City. Yes, I'm Back At It Again With The Dumb Names. Don't Judge Me. At Least I Don't Call Pokemon, "Zokemon", Ok? I'm Not That Dumb. Anyways... Rule 5. NEVER Be A Hero. Especially In A Big Group. First Ones Die, Well, First. Now. I Might As Well Start Telling The Story. I Don't Have Anything Else To Go Over... Now This Story Starts In Zanto, Yeah, I Get It, You're Yelling At How Dumb The Names Are. I Don't Really Care. Now. Lets Start... TO BE CONTINUED.
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