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Pokemon Rant Version

by DopeLeafeon470

DopeLeafeon470
Some people think that just because special Pokemon are allowed means that you can hack legendaries that aren't available in the game.
Yes, Pokemon Transfer and Pokemon Bank exist, but I doubt they have an Arceus without hacking in the first place.
Every time I connect to the internet and do a Competitive Battle, I always have to go on the "Special Pokemon: Allowed" option because I have a Greninja on my team.
And that's it!
No Solgaleo, no Magearna, no nuttin'.
Every time I go on there...
Look son! A hacker!
The first time I tried it, someone had the following on their team: Shiny Giratina, Ho-Oh, Rayquaza, and Latios.
I thought I was screwed.
But it turns out, I do best against hackers.
I knocked their whole team out before I even got to use the second half of my team.
So they sent out Giratina and Ho-Oh first.
And I sent out Snorlax and Muk first.
My Muk rekt Ho-Oh with Rock Tomb.
The hacker sent out his Rayquaza.
Rayquaza used Earthquake, killing Muk, but also making Giratina vulnerable, who died of poison.
The hacker sent out his Latios.
I sent out Greninja and Decidueye because Giratina killed Snorlax with Psychic.
Greninja rekt Latios with Night Slash, turning into Ash-Greninja.
Rayquaza defeated Decidueye with Overheat.
But Ash-Greninja used Extrasensory to finish off Rayquaza.
And that won be the battle.
Don't get me wrong, I've defeated plenty of non-hackers before.
Like this guy named Ty, who had a Solgaleo, a Magnezone, an Incineroar, and a Gengar.
But after that came more hackers.
Deoxys, Groudon, Kyogre, oh my!
Thanks for reading everyone.
This is being the Dopest of Leafeon!
And I hope you all have a fabulous day!
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  1. GreninjaTrainer013
    GreninjaTrainer013
    I remember, once, when I was still a stupid guy who didn't know anything about Pokemon and only had Black (Yes, I wasn't into trends at the time, but I still had a DS), and I was playing online multiplayer.
    Worst part? I only caught about 4 Pokemon at the time. AND the guy who I was battling had Shiny Arceus, Shiny Rayquaza, and 4 other Pokemon which I can't remember.
    YOU KNOW, POKEMON, ANTI-PIRACING IS A G O O D T H I N G
    Nov 23, 2017