Hello. My name is Carl. After spending eight years working in a cubical, I decided enough is enough, and decided to pursue my dream. So coming soon on ABC, get ready for the funniest comedy this Summer..."Destroy All Muslims!"-
"Okay, cut it...cut it NOW!"
"What's wrong, Boss?"
"WHAT, was the title... of that sitcom...?"
"Thtitleofit...oh this is just an idea I was coming up with, sir. Spent a few days thinking of the premise itself believe or not-"
"I don't give a damn about that right now...just rewind it a few seconds back."
"Your missing the point, sir. It's about-"
"REWIND THE DAMN COMMERCIAL!"
"O-Okay!" *goes back a few seconds*
-is Summer..."Destroy All Muslims!" *Paused abruptly*
"What was wrong, Boss?"
"Oh don't give me that crap, isn't it obvious?"
"Yeah I don't think punctuation in a TV show title isn't that ethical-"
"What are you talking about? It's that goddamn title!"
"Th-The title? What about it other than the excla-"
"DESTROY ALL MUSLIMS? ARE YOU- Are you kidding me?"
"What do you mean? That's the premise! Carl's dream is to kill every Muslim! Is there something wrong with it?"
"Uh, yeah. A lot with it. We can't have a title that attacks an entire religion. We already learned that with the Christians, but this right here is too much."
"What if I call it..."Defeating the Evil Muslim Scum"? Is that better?"
"Just don't involve the Muslims for crying out loud..."
"Does this mean the show is green lit?"
"I-I'll think about it, just change the freaking title or something."
"W-Will do, sir!"
Hello, my name is Zulfikar. After many years of training, secluded from society, I am ready to put myself on "thee" map. So tune in on ABC, for the funniest Summer comedy series, "Exterminate Every Jew Die Die Die".
"Okay, cut it...cut it NOW!"
"What's wrong, Boss?"
"WHAT, was the title... of that sitcom...?"
"Thtitleofit...oh this is just an idea I was coming up with, sir. Spent a few days thinking of the premise itself believe or not-"
"I don't give a damn about that right now...just rewind it a few seconds back."
"Your missing the point, sir. It's about-"
"REWIND THE DAMN COMMERCIAL!"
"O-Okay!" *goes back a few seconds*
-is Summer..."Destroy All Muslims!" *Paused abruptly*
"What was wrong, Boss?"
"Oh don't give me that crap, isn't it obvious?"
"Yeah I don't think punctuation in a TV show title isn't that ethical-"
"What are you talking about? It's that goddamn title!"
"Th-The title? What about it other than the excla-"
"DESTROY ALL MUSLIMS? ARE YOU- Are you kidding me?"
"What do you mean? That's the premise! Carl's dream is to kill every Muslim! Is there something wrong with it?"
"Uh, yeah. A lot with it. We can't have a title that attacks an entire religion. We already learned that with the Christians, but this right here is too much."
"What if I call it..."Defeating the Evil Muslim Scum"? Is that better?"
"Just don't involve the Muslims for crying out loud..."
"Does this mean the show is green lit?"
"I-I'll think about it, just change the freaking title or something."
"W-Will do, sir!"
Hello, my name is Zulfikar. After many years of training, secluded from society, I am ready to put myself on "thee" map. So tune in on ABC, for the funniest Summer comedy series, "Exterminate Every Jew Die Die Die".