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Pitching a New Sitcom!

by Spooky Sploosh

Spooky Sploosh What the early 2000's taught me is that targeting one specific religion results in death threats. The other religion, suddenly it's a-ok.
Hello. My name is Carl. After spending eight years working in a cubical, I decided enough is enough, and decided to pursue my dream. So coming soon on ABC, get ready for the funniest comedy this Summer..."Destroy All Muslims!"-

"Okay, cut it...cut it NOW!"

"What's wrong, Boss?"

"WHAT, was the title... of that sitcom...?"

"Thtitleofit...oh this is just an idea I was coming up with, sir. Spent a few days thinking of the premise itself believe or not-"

"I don't give a damn about that right now...just rewind it a few seconds back."

"Your missing the point, sir. It's about-"

"REWIND THE DAMN COMMERCIAL!"

"O-Okay!" *goes back a few seconds*

-is Summer..."Destroy All Muslims!" *Paused abruptly*

"What was wrong, Boss?"

"Oh don't give me that crap, isn't it obvious?"

"Yeah I don't think punctuation in a TV show title isn't that ethical-"

"What are you talking about? It's that goddamn title!"

"Th-The title? What about it other than the excla-"

"DESTROY ALL MUSLIMS? ARE YOU- Are you kidding me?"

"What do you mean? That's the premise! Carl's dream is to kill every Muslim! Is there something wrong with it?"

"Uh, yeah. A lot with it. We can't have a title that attacks an entire religion. We already learned that with the Christians, but this right here is too much."

"What if I call it..."Defeating the Evil Muslim Scum"? Is that better?"

"Just don't involve the Muslims for crying out loud..."

"Does this mean the show is green lit?"

"I-I'll think about it, just change the freaking title or something."

"W-Will do, sir!"



Hello, my name is Zulfikar. After many years of training, secluded from society, I am ready to put myself on "thee" map. So tune in on ABC, for the funniest Summer comedy series, "Exterminate Every Jew Die Die Die".
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