My guide to smash 4 mains
Mario: That guy who wants to play with a balanced character, he also tries to dunk you at all times.
Luigi: Thinks that the green guy is better than the red one. Always goes for the down taunt spike.
Peach: A ether a girl, or a melee OG, if the latter look out for turnips a ALL TIMES!
Bowser: A fucking idiot that thinks he is top tier, loses every time though.
Rosalina and luma: A tier whore and a waifufag. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Yoshi: An egghead who loves throwing eggs at people apparently, really bad at the game as result.
Bowser jr: Just like a bowser main but there 10 years old.
Diddy Kong: He will fucking hoo-hah you constantly, probably a 12 year old who plays call of duty.
Donkey Kong: A good player but limits his skill, probably because he never tries to avoid being comboed. Oh yeah don't about expand dong memes.
Link: Plays him because he's a diehard Legend of Zelda fan and spams projectiles at you constantly. If he uses the the black alt then he's an edge lord.
Toon Link: Just like a Link player but likes the Windwaker version of Link more.
Sheik: Good at the game because he mains a top tier, if he spams grenades then it's an easy win.
Zelda: A 50/50 of being bad or really fucking good, the latter are most likely veterans from Project M and/or she's their waifu.
Ganondorf: Likes to DISRESPECT PEOPLE SO FUCKING HARD WITH WARLOCK PUNCH.
Samus: A diehard fan of the game she is from and won't let tiers get in their way. They also probably follow ESAM.
ZeRo skill spamus: Just like Rosalina mains but add Other M memes on top of that.
Pit: A Kid Icarus fanboy who mains him because his stupid personality in the uprising game, and for his side b. They also think he's top tier for some reason. Quite rare due to most people main Dark Pit.
Palutena: 10% are girls, 70% main her personality and/or she's their waifu, 15% are Kid Icarus fans, and the rare 5% are actually good with her. The five percent also complain about her frame data constantly. Most “For glory” Palutena players like spam Autoreticle even though it's the worst special in her kit besides her counter.
Dark Pit: That edge lord who thinks he's too badass to main Pit. Everything for Pit applies to Dark Pit as well.
Marth: A melee OG and won't change their main because of it. They also think that Lucina is complete and utter garbage, and which she is.
Ike: Two things, he likes smash attacks and fighting for his friends.
Robin: These guys are waifufags because male Robins just simply don't exist.
Lucina: People who main Marth’s worthless granddaughter are uneducated as fuck to use Marth’s tipper properly. Ether that or Lucina is their waifu.
Roy: That one guy who likes to yell ROY’S ARE BOY every fucking match.
Corn: And I thought Palutena’s counter was broken. Male Corrins don't exist.
Pikachu: Played since smash 64 and knows what the game is about, or they follow ESAM on Twitch and think that Pikachu is the best character in the game. #ESAMOpinions
Charizard: Introspective subscribers who main him for his “zard walk” and nothing else.
Mewtwo: Pokémon fanboys who are STILL angry that he's bottom tier. They should be happy that he's back in.
Lucario: I don't understand mains of this character, I mean that in a nice way. (My old thought of the character was too harsh.)
Greninja: These fucks can't get over the better nerf Greninja meme, and are probably old Mewtwo mains from Project M.
Jigglypuff: HungryBox fans and these fucks use so many air attacks. They also try to rest on you whenever possible. I don't know why people main a worthless character. #PutFurretinSmash
Kirby: Two words, down b. Kirby mains think it's cool to main Sakurai’s creation but in reality, Kirby is worthless.
King dedede: Weegee plays fans and likes to use the snuck and tuck method constantly.
Meta knight: Just go back to brawl. These fucks ether spam his specials or up air strings to up special because it's the ONLY way to kill someone.
Ness: These mains use the stupidest combos or spam pk fire into back throw.
Lucas: Ether ex-veteran ness mains or MOTHER 3 fanboys.
Fox: Another melee OG with extreme skill and/or a Star fox fan. These guys also follow LarryLar.
Falco: same skill as fox mains but suck due to his nerfs.
Killager: These guys think they main a cold blooded killer but in reality they main a harmless child.
Cpt. Falcon: KNEE, DOWN AIR, FALCON PUNCH, SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Mac: Mains of this character go into two categories. Side b off the stage scrubs, or good technical players.
Pikmin: He's worse then Link when It comes to spamming projectiles, these guys mains him for shear and utter annoyance.
R.O.B: Side b spammer or a GOD. These mains complain about his grab range constantly.
Mr.G&W: This character was R.O.B before R.O.B. Using everything in G&W’s book to kick your ass.
Duck Hunt aka xXMLG NOSCOPE 420Xx: THIS FUCK IS THE SECOND COMING OF ICE CLIMBERS. HE LIVES JUST TO WATCH YOU SUFFER.
Wario: I have nothing to say about this character other than the fact he thinks farting is ok, which sends the wrong message to kids.
Shulk: People who main monado boy is to use the wrong monado and to BACKSLASH.
Wii Fit Trainer: I don't know why this character is in this game to begin with, but their not as bad as Lucina. Again male versions don't exist.
Dr. Mario: Mario mains but replace the “balanced” part with “tryhard”.
Mega Man: Capcom fanboys that wanted him since melee, and are HYPE as falcon mains. Ether that or they LOVE lemons.
Pac Man: Ether fans of him or another coming of Ice Climbers.
Sanic: General Sonic fan that thinks that the Sanic meme is funny and spams taunts or their a high level threat, Watch yourself.
Ryu: Another Capcom fan that loves street fighter. Their a 50/50 chance like Zelda.
Cloud: WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS GAME, YOUR NOT EVEN A NINTENDO CHARACTER. YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORDFIGHTER.
Bayonetta: Ok, is this character a joke or something?
That's all the characters, happy smashing!
Mario: That guy who wants to play with a balanced character, he also tries to dunk you at all times.
Luigi: Thinks that the green guy is better than the red one. Always goes for the down taunt spike.
Peach: A ether a girl, or a melee OG, if the latter look out for turnips a ALL TIMES!
Bowser: A fucking idiot that thinks he is top tier, loses every time though.
Rosalina and luma: A tier whore and a waifufag. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
Yoshi: An egghead who loves throwing eggs at people apparently, really bad at the game as result.
Bowser jr: Just like a bowser main but there 10 years old.
Diddy Kong: He will fucking hoo-hah you constantly, probably a 12 year old who plays call of duty.
Donkey Kong: A good player but limits his skill, probably because he never tries to avoid being comboed. Oh yeah don't about expand dong memes.
Link: Plays him because he's a diehard Legend of Zelda fan and spams projectiles at you constantly. If he uses the the black alt then he's an edge lord.
Toon Link: Just like a Link player but likes the Windwaker version of Link more.
Sheik: Good at the game because he mains a top tier, if he spams grenades then it's an easy win.
Zelda: A 50/50 of being bad or really fucking good, the latter are most likely veterans from Project M and/or she's their waifu.
Ganondorf: Likes to DISRESPECT PEOPLE SO FUCKING HARD WITH WARLOCK PUNCH.
Samus: A diehard fan of the game she is from and won't let tiers get in their way. They also probably follow ESAM.
ZeRo skill spamus: Just like Rosalina mains but add Other M memes on top of that.
Pit: A Kid Icarus fanboy who mains him because his stupid personality in the uprising game, and for his side b. They also think he's top tier for some reason. Quite rare due to most people main Dark Pit.
Palutena: 10% are girls, 70% main her personality and/or she's their waifu, 15% are Kid Icarus fans, and the rare 5% are actually good with her. The five percent also complain about her frame data constantly. Most “For glory” Palutena players like spam Autoreticle even though it's the worst special in her kit besides her counter.
Dark Pit: That edge lord who thinks he's too badass to main Pit. Everything for Pit applies to Dark Pit as well.
Marth: A melee OG and won't change their main because of it. They also think that Lucina is complete and utter garbage, and which she is.
Ike: Two things, he likes smash attacks and fighting for his friends.
Robin: These guys are waifufags because male Robins just simply don't exist.
Lucina: People who main Marth’s worthless granddaughter are uneducated as fuck to use Marth’s tipper properly. Ether that or Lucina is their waifu.
Roy: That one guy who likes to yell ROY’S ARE BOY every fucking match.
Corn: And I thought Palutena’s counter was broken. Male Corrins don't exist.
Pikachu: Played since smash 64 and knows what the game is about, or they follow ESAM on Twitch and think that Pikachu is the best character in the game. #ESAMOpinions
Charizard: Introspective subscribers who main him for his “zard walk” and nothing else.
Mewtwo: Pokémon fanboys who are STILL angry that he's bottom tier. They should be happy that he's back in.
Lucario: I don't understand mains of this character, I mean that in a nice way. (My old thought of the character was too harsh.)
Greninja: These fucks can't get over the better nerf Greninja meme, and are probably old Mewtwo mains from Project M.
Jigglypuff: HungryBox fans and these fucks use so many air attacks. They also try to rest on you whenever possible. I don't know why people main a worthless character. #PutFurretinSmash
Kirby: Two words, down b. Kirby mains think it's cool to main Sakurai’s creation but in reality, Kirby is worthless.
King dedede: Weegee plays fans and likes to use the snuck and tuck method constantly.
Meta knight: Just go back to brawl. These fucks ether spam his specials or up air strings to up special because it's the ONLY way to kill someone.
Ness: These mains use the stupidest combos or spam pk fire into back throw.
Lucas: Ether ex-veteran ness mains or MOTHER 3 fanboys.
Fox: Another melee OG with extreme skill and/or a Star fox fan. These guys also follow LarryLar.
Falco: same skill as fox mains but suck due to his nerfs.
Killager: These guys think they main a cold blooded killer but in reality they main a harmless child.
Cpt. Falcon: KNEE, DOWN AIR, FALCON PUNCH, SHOW ME YOUR MOVES, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Mac: Mains of this character go into two categories. Side b off the stage scrubs, or good technical players.
Pikmin: He's worse then Link when It comes to spamming projectiles, these guys mains him for shear and utter annoyance.
R.O.B: Side b spammer or a GOD. These mains complain about his grab range constantly.
Mr.G&W: This character was R.O.B before R.O.B. Using everything in G&W’s book to kick your ass.
Duck Hunt aka xXMLG NOSCOPE 420Xx: THIS FUCK IS THE SECOND COMING OF ICE CLIMBERS. HE LIVES JUST TO WATCH YOU SUFFER.
Wario: I have nothing to say about this character other than the fact he thinks farting is ok, which sends the wrong message to kids.
Shulk: People who main monado boy is to use the wrong monado and to BACKSLASH.
Wii Fit Trainer: I don't know why this character is in this game to begin with, but their not as bad as Lucina. Again male versions don't exist.
Dr. Mario: Mario mains but replace the “balanced” part with “tryhard”.
Mega Man: Capcom fanboys that wanted him since melee, and are HYPE as falcon mains. Ether that or they LOVE lemons.
Pac Man: Ether fans of him or another coming of Ice Climbers.
Sanic: General Sonic fan that thinks that the Sanic meme is funny and spams taunts or their a high level threat, Watch yourself.
Ryu: Another Capcom fan that loves street fighter. Their a 50/50 chance like Zelda.
Cloud: WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU IN THIS GAME, YOUR NOT EVEN A NINTENDO CHARACTER. YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORDFIGHTER.
Bayonetta: Ok, is this character a joke or something?
That's all the characters, happy smashing!
and thx.
